Tall People Jokes

Arsenio Orlando Lazcano, muda, tampan, berkharisma dan sudah pastinya kaya raya. Tidak ada wanita yang tidak jatuh cinta kepadanya, bahkan dengan suka rela akan memberikan tubuhnya kepada CEO tampan pemilik Lazcano's corps itu. Namun dibalik itu semua ada hal yang di sembunyikan oleh seorang Arsen. Kehidupan gelapnya, yang siapapun tidak akan pernah mengiranya. Membunuh sudah menjadi hal yang biasa bagi seorang Arsen. Sebuah insiden mempertemukannya dengan seorang gadis yang membuat hidupnya berubah. Gadis lugu, polos dan baik hati. Sungguh sangat berbanding terbalik dengannya. Namun itulah yang membuat ia penasaran dan tertarik dengan gadis itu.

When Shay lost her father at 16 years old she became the sole provider for her mother and brother. This meant giving up on her dreams of becoming an architect and working day and night to help support her mother. After many unsuccessful job interviews, Shay lands a job as the executive assistant to the CEO of one of the world's most renowned architectural firms in the world. Just when she believes her life is on the right track she meets a mysterious stranger while she's out celebrating her new job with her two best friends. One night passion led Shay down a path she never expected. Waking up next to the handsome stranger, in Las Vegas with a hangover from hell, a diamond engagement ring on her finger and a marriage certificate with her name scrawled next to another...Tristan Hoult. (Accidentally Yours: 151 Chapters & The sequel Love Me Again: 131 Chapters)

Isabella Gomez accidentally picked up a man. She thought this man was mentally challenged, but after several days, he proved to be a genius; She assumed he was mute, but after several days, he said, "I will support you"; She believed he was crippled, but after several days, he stood up radiantly and took over the prosperous Sanders Group. "Isabella Gomez, since you've picked me up, my heart and body are all yours. Feel free to enjoy them as you please!"

She was Dumped. He needed a bride. Jessica was to be married to her high school sweetheart and heartthrob Burke They decided to only go to the courthouse and do something small. Jessica gets dumped on her wedding day as Burke confesses to cheating on her. She is devastated. On the other hand, Xavier is the only grandson of the famous billionaire grandmaster. His grandfather who had been raising him since his parents died while he was still at a tender age is now nearing death. The grandfather wants his grandson to be married before he transfers ownership of the company to him. He doesn't care who the grandson marries he just wants him to settle down. Xavier had contracted a wife to get married to him. The strange girl who he had never seen before doesn't show up on the day of the wedding. Coincidentally, Jessica and Xavier happen to be together in the same courthouse at the same time. While Jessica overhears the conversation with Xavier over the phone she goes to propose marriage to him and then gets married to him. She was usually careful and ooverthoughteverything. She decided to do something spontaneous for the first time and it landed her into a marriage. She was going to get married either way. What happens when two people begin to spend time together? Read on to find out the thrilling love story between Jessica and Xavier

Three years of love meant nothing in a single moment. Daniel Bob thought he had built a future with the man he loved until he walked in on him with someone else. Shattered and drowning in betrayal, Daniel stumbles into a dim, low-profile bar, desperate to forget the life he just lost. But fate has other plans. When Tim Black, the most feared and powerful mafia boss in Red City walks in, Daniel becomes the center of his attention. One reckless night turns into something neither of them expected. Tim takes Daniel away, offering comfort, luxury… and something far more dangerous: obsession. By morning, Daniel realizes exactly who he spent the night with. He's terrified but Tim refuses to let him go. In a world where leaving costs lives, Daniel must decide: Is Tim Black his captor…or the man he was always meant to belong to?

After losing her mother, Ayesha was left under the care of her stepfather. She is now an orphan and the only person she can count on is Hector. Her life with her stepfather was quite simple in the countryside, it was far from the bustling city life she previously had. It was peaceful ---the quiet life she had always been yearning for. She was engrossed by the solitude; little she knew it will all be ruined because of one curious night. Wondering where her stepfather goes late at night, she sneaked on the back of his truck. She never expected that she will be greeted with something she would never imagine even in her wildest dreams. She saw familiar the faces she comes across daily gathered in circle with cubs in the middle, her stepfather included. They served the cubs with live preys which they immediately pounce on. They didn't let go of it until it stopped breathing. And under the moonlight, when the moon blooms into its peak one after another, the cubs grew into large beasts howling under the full moon. The aura emanating from them was dominating that it made it hard for her to breathe. The people who were there also started to turn. She was stunned. It was a sight that normal people would never believe even if she were to tell them. Forget about telling people! She doesn't even know if she'd still be alive to tell a tale. She can only hope this is just a passing dream. She then cursed and fell into horror when she made an eye-contact with one of them. In a blink of an eye, a large black figure was on top of her.

Jennifer who was married and loved her husband like he was his everything. But after seeing his real face she divorces the great Aaron who is a wealthy businessman. To him she was a simple ordinary, useless girl. But for her he was her first love. Everything changes after divorce. The love that she had for him vanished in 5 years. What will happen if Aaron finds Jennifer is not who he thought it was? What will happen if she finds her real identity? Most importantly what will happen if he finds out she is not only his ex wife but now she is a mother. To her he was a stranger who she encountered 5 years ago. Last thing she wanted is he should not interfere in his life. To them they don't want each other but fate has different plans. First she entered like a storm in his life now he enters as a light to the darkness that she has. Raising her son was her goal but that all seems to change when the love surfaces again. Many secrets to be revealed shaking Jennifer. Will both of them fight the odds and live a happy life? Read out to find the ups and downs that Jennifer is going to face after her divorce.

"I did everything for you! I followed every order you gave me, even when it tore me apart. But what have you done for me, Orion?" Athena shouted, frustration and hurt evident in her voice. "Shut up! I don't want to hear your complaints. Your words are like nails on a chalkboard, it's irritating my ears. Why don't you go see a psychiatrist? Maybe then you'll understand just how terrible of a wife you are." Orion responds, pointing his finger accusingly at Athena, causing her to step back against the wall. "It was your mother who set me up! She tried to destroy our relationship. I didn't steal anything from your father... Why won't you listen to me? Am I just a joke to you? Is this marriage nothing but a joke?" Athena cried, her voice filled with anguish. The first year of Athena's marriage to Orion had been challenging, with her mother-in,-law's lack of support casting a shadow over their relationship from the very beginning. In the second year of their relationship, the situation gets worse, forcing her to save herself from a miserable life. But when she is drowned by her emotions, an accident occurs that offers her a chance at a new life. After several months, She thought she could finally live a peaceful life, but it also leads to a den of challenges. Will she survive by facing them, or will she continue to run away from her fate?

"Ouch, ang sakit ng ulo ko," daing ko habang hawak ito. Para itong binibiyak sa sobrang sakit. Dahan-dahan akong nagmulat ng mata at umupo. "Teka, nasaan ako?" Ang huli kong natatandaan ay nasa bar ako at nagpapakalasing upang makalimot. Niloko kasi ako ng long time boyfriend ko pagkatapos ng tatlong taon naming relasyon. At para panandalian makalimutan ang sakit ay nagpasya akong magpunta sa bar para aliwin ang sarili ko. Napasinghap ako sa gulat ng mapagtanto ko na wala akong saplot. "Bakit nakahubad ako?!" Bulalas ko habang kipkip ang katawan ko ng kumot. Wala akong suot na bra, kahit panty ay wala, ang nakakabahala ay masakit pa ang gitna ko... palatandaan na may nangyari na hindi dapat. Nanigas ako ng maramdaman na may gumalaw sa tabi ko. "Oh no..." Ayokong lumingon dahil kinakabahan ako. Pero kailangan kong kumirmahin ang hinala ko, kaya dahan-dahan akong lumingon. Umawang ang labi ko sa gulat ng makita ang huling tao na naisip kong makikita ko. S-si Sir Elijah, ang CEO at boss ko! May nangyari sa aming dalawa! Ang unexpected sex naming dalawa ay nauwi sa kontrata ng kasal at sa loob ng isang taon ay pag aari niya ako.

Ruby Morgan was, in every way, an ordinary human. At twenty-six, she had never had a boyfriend, a date, or a first kiss. Throughout school, her crushes went unnoticed, perhaps due to her nerdy appearance or her tendency to blend in. She always chose studying over parties.​ Despite being a grown woman, she remained a virgin and was still intensely curious about sex. By day, she was the head technician at a top digital company; by night, she ran a small diner. Her quiet life was about to change with a single dare from her friend Whitney, who finally managed to drag her to a party one evening.​ Ethan Blackwood, a thirty-two-year-old Alpha, led the infamous Blood Moon Pack. He was a powerful figure in the werewolf world and a business magnate in the human realm, where he was seen as an unattainable aristocrat. To the world, he was a handsome, successful, and notorious bachelor, often at the center of a new scandal. He had been engaged three times, only to break it off each time, sometimes because the woman got too clingy, other times because he simply got bored and cheated. Women swarmed him, but Ethan had made a vow long ago: he would only settle with his fated mate.