Tall People Jokes Novels & Stories

It's just the basic principle of contagious-laugh-between-best-friends. "Don't go around telling people he has small dick," he finally lowers down the intensity but is still laughing, "he’ll kill me if he knows I tell you this." "Of course I won't tell people about that! Are you crazy? What would I tell people if they ask ‘how do you know his dick is small?’ Then I'll have to tell them ‘ohhh because Toffer had a foursome with him.’ Oh my God, then they'll ask about your size, then Ethan's. Urgh, no way man!"

My smile widened as I mindlessly took off my jacket setting it down on the leather seat. I clung to Dalton chatting with him as Enzo thought it was the time for the like of the day as he called it. It was one of those stupid habits that we had going on as kids and it kinda stuck with us and Enzo was the one with the shittiest and corniest jokes. I braced myself to hear one of his dad jokes, Dalton was holding in his laugh at the eager look on his brother's face already. "What do you call a joke without a punchline?"

He shrugs. “Yes, we are human. We make mistakes and we have fights over stupid stuff like leaving the toilet seat up,” I add. “Yes, I wish you’d stop doing that, Babe.” Jayden grins that grin. Everyone laughs at his joke, and I thump him on the arm in jest.

…And who the hell is the ‘Maddie’ in question? “You,” another pointed to me, their laughter growing more irritating than earlier. “You're the funny girl here” My brow furrowed the more their argument increased. “Don't tell me you don't crack the ribs of your fellow students with your funny jokes?” “Jokes?” “Yeah,” the same guy nodded, taking a step forward. “Well, I wished I could” “Why won't you?” He demanded, his gaze furrowed as he glanced briefly into my eyes.

The hosts were setting the mood, and slowly they got involved in the fun. "Hahaha!! Have you heard it?" Tanvi said while trying to control her laughter. "The restaurant joke was hilarious." Riaan gave a Colgate ad smile while his eyes were gleaming. "Ah!!! This flames joke." They held their cheeks while laughing. After a while, "Hum do Hamara Ek policy!!" Riaan held his stomach while giggling hard. Tanvi is rolling off while chuckling hard. "Omg!! The jet airways joke... I can't control it anymore." Tanvi and Riaan both burst out snickering.

It was still there, but lighter. “Yeah, pushy, that’s her,” he agreed. “My type? Girls who laugh at my jokes. Even the bad ones. And don’t mind if I suck at dancing.” “Your jokes? All bad, man,” I teased. I stretched my leg out and shoved his swing with my foot. It twisted to the side and he yelped. “Hey! Not all,” he shouted, trying to shove me back with his own foot. “Remember that one about Jax and the pizza? Gold.”

Someone broke the silence as he burst into laughter. “D*mn it! This guy is so ridiculous. He wants to go and take a look at the Mountain Top Villa?” “Hahaha! Is it possible that the pressure of getting employed is so great that it is turning people into a lunatic?” “What? He even stated that he was going to be a VIP guest. Hahaha. Let’s kneel down to welcome him. Hahaha!” “Dumbass…” Everyone started laughing. Some people started to ridicule Gerald without giving him any face at all.

He complained. He's so worked up for something so trivial, gosh, he hates it when someone teases him with his height. But duh, doesn't that make it more fun? It's the job of those taller humans to annoy smaller humans right? it gives us a sense of pride. Hehe. "Hm.. What are you even here for?” I finally inquired.

The people around look and laughed. "Hey don't you have eyes? Look at where you are going! " The man who stand taller than any man they saw but the voice came from the person who was hanging on his back. "I didn't do anything! Someone trip on my foot."Brianna answered annoyingly, her sisters just look on getting ready for anything to follow. " And you dare talk back to me , don't you know who I am? The small person hanging with the tall one said cockily. "

"I hate jokes and there is not a single joke that I laughed at. I am a serious type of person and it makes me really annoyed when someone said a joke... especially when it's not funny at all!" "But don't judge the book by its cover! I am not trying to brag or anything of that nature... I am actually one of the best comedians in our pack. My talent to make others happy is unparalleled so I can make you happy even when you are at the saddest part of your life!" "Why don't you throw a joke so we can find out if you are really telling the truth or you are just bluffing!" Conan said. "Don't do it," I said with a firm voice. "Try to say one just and my hand will surely fly in your face without a w