Teenage Funny Quotes Mga Nobela at Kwento

"Squeaky-clean to you. Sodom and Gomorrah to others." "Up top." He held up his hand for a high five. "Look at you, able to make jokes and using your words. Shouldn't we be celebrating your using full sentences, and it's not just a Linc fluke? And please don't cry because I said his name again." "I'm seventeen. May as well tattoo it on his forehead," I whispered in a hostile tone. "He doesn't seem to be the type to forget," Zane said helpfully. "Oh, he didn't."

The righteous person to walk on earth* *Topaz: I blackmailed everyone including him if they open their mouth then I will harass them for an entire week by my vulgar jokes (Smirking Emoji)* *Lily: And I will join her (Laughing Emoji)* *Topaz: Double trouble (Two laughing Emojis)* Elena chuckled knowing how gross their jokes can be and how they always make guys uncomfortable with those nasty jokes proudly! She turned behind to look at Lily who was already laughing and winked at Elena. On the other hand, the teenage girl sitting next to Lily was peeking in her cell phone with suppressing a smile knowing they must be planning something outstanding.

Joe stuttered with tears from his eyes as he recalled one of his previous ex's words. “You are too immature” she said after giving him a hot slap on the cheek. That was at age thirty-three, now he was more of an old man than a middle age for he is fifty years old. Joe stood up on his feet after realizing how many pains he might have caused Imelda, he fastened his shoes on and set to return home, his attention suddenly attracts to a scene where a teenager shouted. The teenager fell from a canoe into the big sea. “There's no way he'd survive the wave” a lady commented as people drew near to the scene.

"Alright, don't judge me, but once, in high school, I tripped and fell into the swimming pool during a pep rally. It was like a scene from a bad teen movie." Lucas burst into laughter, and I joined in. "That's golden! I bet you were the talk of the school for weeks." I nodded, a playful smile on my face. "Oh, absolutely. The girl who turned the pep rally into a pool party. Not my finest moment, but hey, it makes for a good story now." Our laughter subsided, and Lucas leaned back, a thoughtful expression on his face. "You know, Sophia, I like that about you – the ability to find humor in even the most embarrassing moments."

I let out a sarcastic smile, “have fun inhaling carbon dioxide there.” With that, they burst out laughing. “We really need to think ways to put some humor inside your brain!” Ave exclaimed, still laughing. I pursed my lips. “I don’t need that.” “As expected from you,” Rebel chuckled. I roll my eyes heavenwards. I don’t need some humor. A bitter smile placed against my lips. I only need someone who’ll save me from this hell. “How about this?” “Your showing too much skin.” “This one?” “Too short.”

I pinned them both with a glare. “And what the hell is so funny now you two goons?” I snapped. “Well, for one, no one outside of first grade says icky,” Chase said with a snort, trying to cover his laughter. “Shut up. Lots of people say icky,” I argued. “Oh yeah, like who, squirt?” Alex was grinning at me now. “Well, I can’t think of anyone right this second, but…” I was cut off as all three of them started laughing their asses off at my expense.

“Asshole!" We all burst out laughing. This feels like we are just teens boys, on a road trip, having a good time…

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.