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Vincent pov I laugh so hard my eyes water. I haven't heard anything so ridiculous and stupid in a long time. The last time someone made me laugh like that was in high school. But the look on my Beta's face can only mean how serious his question was. I wipe away my tears and straighten my posture. Like a kid trying to look serious, I clear my throat a few times before speaking up. "That was a great joke, my friend, but warn me next time before you try to say something so absurd. One of these days, I might choke on a piece of food and die. Do you want it?" I raise an eyebrow at him.

I didn’t have to wait long for the replies. “Aww,” Dad commented immediately, making me giggle. “Someone’s living their best life,” Mike teased. “Look at you, Miss Paris,” Leo added, followed by three laughing emojis. “Try not to embarrass us while you’re there,” Zack chimed in. And then there was Ryan. “You’re lucky I’m not there. I’d push you into the Seine.” I burst out laughing, covering my mouth as I scrolled through their silly comments. They were ridiculous—every single one of them—but I loved them more than words could say.

You are aware. When Jona laughed, I whispered to him, "I swear, you are such a gentleman." Simply state it. He applies the quote to the term "friend." He was making fun of me for not wanting to use that other filthy term—you know, it is just part of everyday life. Attempting it once you obtain your wolf would be beneficial. We hear some teenagers from the other side, and John howls at the entrance. "We will catch up," they said as I pursued Vanessa.

he quoted. “The what?!” He burst into laughter again, “You didn’t know?” “Woah! That’s so rude of them to call me that” I gaped at the thought. “Hey, stop laughing! I’m gonna take back the friendship handshake if you laugh anymore” I threatened. He sat straight immediately clearing his throat. “Sorry, it’s not my fault you quote too much”. “But schmuck?” I placed a finger under my chin squinting. “That’s so rude. Who even came up with that?”

But my smile cracked before I could say anything. “HE DID!” they all shouted. “Okay, okay!” I laughed. “Yes, he did. He said… I looked like the reason stars exist.” Leah grabbed a pillow and screamed into it. “Ugh, stop, I’m melting!” Mum nudged me. “I like him more every time you quote him.” Rachel sighed. “i just remembered when high school boys just called me cool back then and they follow me all round. We all laughed, then I shoved them gently. “Alright, out! I need to shower. And please—no group chat screenshots of me squealing.”

I asked, trying to sound as uninterested as I could. She pouted, pushing her glossy lips toward my face. “Can you at least be a little bit more alive? You look like the mommy.” “Gee, thanks bestie.” I rolled my eyes. “Hey nerd,” some jock said, pointing at me, earning laughter from his wannabe cool friends. “Beat it, Mark, with your Kermit the Frog face,” Selene replied and I snickered. Mark's friends ooed and ahhed. High school. Mark flipped her off.

I burst out laughing so hard I nearly choked on my soda. Jenna looks deeply unimpressed. “Yeah, real fucking funny,” she mutters, side-eyeing both of us. “Keep laughing, you bunch of soggy mofos. I’ll remember this when you two need someone to body a man for you in public and I’m too busy teaching spin hooks to felons named Big Maria.” Dawn snorts into her drink. “You’d thrive in there, don’t lie.” “Shut up,” Jenna says, but she’s already smiling.

Confused, I asked as I closed the door behind me. "Are you here to boycott me and take my CEO job? Have you forgotten that this is my company?" I approached them, going to sit in my chair behind my desk and turning on the computer. Andrew, Spencer, and Connor were trying to keep a straight face, but I knew they were holding back laughter, surely thinking it was all a big joke. "After forty, rebel Joshua is back, buddies," Andrew commented. "I've heard it's normal at this age to feel like a teenager and want to do teenage things," Spencer added, joining in.

His suppressants to smell as a human, made him look fat and he used to get bullied a lot because of it. However, I was in no mood to play good brother with him. How dare he call me a cheater. “Won’t like to be called a cheater and murderer even then,” he pat replied. What the actual fuck ? “Stop it you all !” Jax exclaimed angrily. “Don’t ruin your moods because of your stupid tongues. Mated or unmated, let’s just drown in booze and have the time of our life !” he pumped us up. “This time won’t come back. Maybe next year we won’t be having this teenage fun together as some of us might be busy with our mates and family. So, stop acting so stupid and just enjoy yourselves,” he continued.

His suppressants to smell as a human, made him look fat and he used to get bullied a lot because of it. However, I was in no mood to play good brother with him. How dare he call me a cheater. “Won’t like to be called a cheater and murderer even then,” he pat replied. What the actual fuck ? “Stop it you all !” Jax exclaimed angrily. “Don’t ruin your moods because of your stupid tongues. Mated or unmated, let’s just drown in booze and have the time of our life !” he pumped us up. “This time won’t come back. Maybe next year we won’t be having this teenage fun together as some of us might be busy with our mates and family. So, stop acting so stupid and just enjoy yourselves,” he continued.