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A bittersweet feeling washed over her as she blurted out a quote from one of her favorite movies, “’Flattered, I may be. Flattened, I will not.’” He stopped on his tracks for a moment and directed a strange glance at her. The line sounded awfully familiar. “Looney Tunes?” he guessed unsure. She chortled and nodded. “Yeah.” He shook his head at the endearing silliness she’s just displayed, but decided to stay on track with the topic they were talking about. “We all just started having our own group of friends at school you know? And some of those friends were also living in RT and.... yeah,” he explained with a heavy sigh. “Of course, living and studying in different countries later on didn’t

I smiled. "I could still remember how you'd walk around the entire house naked when you were eight." He says. "Oh shut up Ron. Please. Just stop it. Don't remind me." I laughed. "And remember how a bubble of mucus comes off your nose when you laugh?" He burst into laughter. "Shut up. You pooped your underwear when you were ten and eleven." "Oh I did not!" I laughed. "Did to. And how you'd pee on your bed sheets when you were five?"

I didn't even think about my body because I know there are people who volunteer to clean bodies at the hospital which is very helpful but I find it really weird. I'm just saying, don't take me seriously, never take me seriously, that's the biggest mistake you can ever make. My nineteen year old self was such an idiot that even I did not take myself seriously. Sometimes I say stuff and I rephrase because I sound too wise, yup.

The people who looked at his contagious laugh also began to smile. ~Hahahah "Oh, my god! Hilarious… that was freaking hilarious. ~Huff ~Huff… "my sides hurt so much... I might just die!" ~Tch "Stop laughing!" Kiara spewed slurs, "What the hell is so funny you fucking cockalorum?" ~Hahahaha "Just look at your face." Akash kept laughing at her face, "I never thought I'd see this day in my life. The first time you asked someone out and got shot down like a tool… you must be so embarrassed… Hahaha!"

"You first give me the news when you carry come, after bad news, good news go enter." "Seriously? You are now forming for me abi?" "Ehen?" I shrug my shoulders "can't a babe form again? See it's not easy to be a diva and right now that is what I am, so madam, abeg, allow me form small." "No problem oo, just know that 'first to do e nor dey pain, second to do e eye go red' remember oo" I laugh uncontrollably at her words. She had just said a quote about how bitter revenge is on the victim, and it was a quote I heard mostly from pre teens thus hearing it from her seemed kind of akward but in a funny way.

he gave me an appraising once-over, “have the decorum of a teenager.” “Maybe that's because I am one. What- should I start wearing body bags and a toe tag? No wonder that's how everyone you meet ends up. They'd rather die than have to deal with you.” “Your insults are pitiable at best, but mostly just pathetic. And I just love those little toe tag things,” he mused. “They're like ribbons on a present.” I blanched. “That's disgusting.” “You're a pulsing slab of meat. You call that pleasant?”

He shrugs. “Yes, we are human. We make mistakes and we have fights over stupid stuff like leaving the toilet seat up,” I add. “Yes, I wish you’d stop doing that, Babe.” Jayden grins that grin. Everyone laughs at his joke, and I thump him on the arm in jest.

asks Syl, "I mean, why not do that some other time?" "Holding off on things like that will come back to bite us," points out Machiv. "I think you just need to relax a little more," says Syl with a grin, "open up more to the fun in the world." Machiv looks at him for a moment or two, before tapping Syl's forehead. But there's a zap of green light, and Syl goes down with a howl, causing Machiv to release a rare laugh while he dashes away down the hall. My face opens up into a laughter, and several of the other teens around us who saw it laugh and clap their hands a little too.

I nodded vigorously, prompting the welled up tears to fall. Dad gave a watery laugh. "Yeah?" "Yeah." "Cool beans," Dad said, giving me a thumbs up. I facepalmed, my shoulders shaking with laughter. "Please, never ever say that again." Dad had the guts to look confused. "Isn't that what you teenagers say?" I fixed him a blank stare. "Yeah, if you're in 1996." "Ohhh." He looked thoughtful. "That's woke." My eyes widened. "Okay, leave my room now. Thanks for coming."

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.