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Love For The Wicked Book One. Devin, a stereotypical playboy billionaire, wears a ruthless CEO’s charade. Life was perfect for him that way until he realized he had a gem in his office all this time. Innocent, kind, and compassionate Ren never thought she’d fall in love with her boss a.k.a. the Devil. The same man who made her life miserable for three excruciating long years. Love made their opposite worlds collide. Love surpassed the walls Devin and Ren surrounded their hearts. When obstacles arise, will love be enough to let forgiveness in? Can love mend the rift that is caused by the same passion that pulled them together? ~~ “Ren! Wait!” Devin’s strode was huge enough to reach me before I could walk away from the mansion. The dawn was slowly breaking, boasting its beauty in my face as Devin wrapped his arms around me from behind. “Please, let’s talk this through.” “I have to go...” to get as far away as possible from you. He buried his face in my hair and whispered, “don’t leave me, please… I love you.” ~~ [Mature Content] Cover by DobolyuV

— ลีวาย — หนุ่มหล่อ ลูกชายมาเฟียตระกูลใหญ่ผู้เย็นชาไร้ความรู้สึก เขาถูกผู้หญิงหลายคนตราหน้าว่าไร้หัวใจ ถึงอย่างนั้นเพราะความหล่อก็ยังมีผู้หญิงอีกมายมายที่พร้อมจะขึ้นเตียงกับเขา แต่มีผู้หญิงเพียงคนเดียวที่เขารังเกียจและไม่อยากเจอหน้าถึงแม้เธอจะพยายามเท่าไรก็ไม่มีวันมีค่าในสายตาของเขา “อยากเป็นเมียฉันมากไม่ใช่หรือไง ฉันกำลังจะสนองให้เธอเป็นอยู่นี่ไง แต่ไม่ใช่ในฐานะเมียแต่ง อย่าคิดหวังสูงเกินไป!!” — มิลิน — เธอถูกคนที่ตัวเองแอบรักมาตั้งแต่เด็กรังเกียจเพียงเพราะเขาคิดว่าแม่เธอคือเมียน้อยของพ่อเขา ถึงแม้เขาจะไม่สนใจใยดีอะไรเธอเลย แต่เธอก็ยังรักเขาหมดหัวใจ ทั้งที่คิดว่าหากยอมยกร่างกายให้เขาแล้วจะได้ความรักกลับคืนมา แต่สุดท้ายก็ได้เพียงความเกลียดชัง

"Run little she-wolf, as far as you can because if I ever catch you, your worst fucking nightmare will become your reality.” He whispered dangerously, his grip on me painfully tight. A smile curled the corner of my lips, and I raised an eyebrow, running the tip of my nail down his chiselled jaw challengingly. “Oh but you’re wrong Blue-Eyes because I am the stuff of nightmares, and I'm here to create hell in your life. Not scared, are we?” Icy blue eyes met my unblinking bright blue. “I'm warning you, don’t mess with me.” He growled. “Oh? But the thing is, I always do what I'm not supposed to.” ----- Azura Rayne Westwood. Known for her devilish ways and wild personality, was the youngest child of the renown Westwood couple. From her days at the Academy, word of her antics spread far and fast, yet there was far more to the young nineteen-year-old woman. The skeletons of the past are never left buried, and life isn't all as carefree as Azura portrays it to be. When demons from her past begin to make life difficult, she ends up making an even bigger mistake. Spending a night of intense passion unknowingly with the infamous stone-hearted Leo Rossi, changing her life forever. When Leo finds out that the woman he bedded was from none other than one of the packs he resents the most, he turns away from her, but he forgot one very vital detail; Azura was no angel, and when you mess with the Westwood Devil, you're tied for life. In a journey of passion, fire, strength and rejection, who will triumph? The young girl with the heart of fire, or the Alpha who yields nothing but hatred and resentment? Follow me at author.muse on IG!

Saat orang terkaya di Kota Livia, Hendro Jamil dalam kondisi vegetatif, istrinya Wenny Cladia telah merawatnya selama tiga tahun. Namun, setelah dia bangun, Wenny menemukan pesan teks yang ambigu di ponselnya, cinta pertamanya telah pulang. Teman-temannya yang meremehkan Wenny bercanda, "Sang putri telah kembali, saatnya mengusir si wanita jelek." Baru pada saat itulah Wenny sadar kalau Hendro tidak pernah mencintainya dan dirinya hanyalah bahan tertawaan yang menyedihkan. Suatu malam, Hendro menerima surat cerai dari istrinya dengan alasan pihak pria mengalami impoten. Hendro pun datang dengan wajah muram dan mendapati kalau Nyonya Jamil yang dulunya jelek, sekarang telah berubah menjadi ahli medis dan berdiri anggun di bawah lampu yang terang. Melihat kedatangannya, Nyonya Jamil tersenyum dan berkata, "Pak Hendro, apakah kamu mencari dokter andrologi?"

Liam Danvers, was always looked down on and treated badly by his in-laws and everyone around him, including his wife, all because he was broke. Everyone treated him like trash, like he didn't have emotions, and sometimes his in-laws would beat him up. One day Liam's in-laws beat him up and left him for dead on the streets. Just when Liam thought everything was lost, and he was going to die, a couple introduced themselves as his parents.

Have you ever had “A Man Who Got Away?” Sarah Kate Wright, a beautiful heiress to Wright Diamond Corporation, let Carlos Ronaldo slip through her fingers. He loved her, but she did not see him. He left Braeton City without saying goodbye. After nine years, Carlos became widely known as “The Devil” on court. Hot, famous, and rich, he became every woman's desire. He returned to Braeton City and came face to face with… the girl he left behind. *** "Why did you leave without a word?” Kate asked, looking straight into his grey eyes. "You were my world, but you did not see me,” Carlos replied. It was funny how the tables turned because after Carlos left, all Kate could see was him. *** Book 4 of The Wright Family Series Book 1: Mommy, Where Is Daddy? The Forsaken Daughter's Return Book 2: Flash Marriage: A Billionaire For A Rebound Book 3: I Kissed A CEO And He Liked It Book 5: I Fell For The Boy His Daddy Was A Bonus Each book can be read as a standalone. Follow me on social media. Search Author_LiLhyz on IG & FB.

“…How dare you do this to me, Conrad? How dare you sleep with my sister right next to my bedroom?” I scream at the top of my voice. My voice breaks in two halves. My hands won't stop shaking. My forehead is beaded with sweat. "Ashanti, please I can explain!" Conrad begs as he tries to step down from the bed, but he can't because he's stark under the comforter. "Ashanti, what the are you doing in my bedroom?" Rhea screams at the top of her voice and I drag my eyes from Conrad and plaster them on her face. She doesn't look scared or guilty like Conrad. "And what the are you doing in bed with my boyfriend?" I ask, raising my voice as well. "I just him. What are you going to do about that" …. After red handedly catching her boyfriend in bed with her step-sister, Ashanti thought things couldn’t get any worse for her until the Lycan Beta showed up at her father’s pack and picked her together with her step-sister as for the Lycan Harem who will stand the chance to be chosen as a mate for the ruthless Lycan King. On the same day she arrives at the Harem, she finds her mate… Read to find out the identity of her mate and how things pan out for her in that Harem.

SIX-PACK SERIES BOOK THREE *While this book can be read as a standalone, I'd highly recommend reading books one (Alpha Gray) and two (Alpha Theo) for context before this book* JAX : I'm no stranger to one night stands. Lots of girls want a hook-up with an alpha, so why should this one be any different? Maybe it's because she's the best I ever had. Maybe it's because she refused to tell me anything about herself. We agreed to one night, no strings attached. The problem is, I can't get that night out of my head; I've been obsessed with finding this girl since. When she shows up at the squad complex for training, I feel like it's my lucky day- until my best friend introduces her as his sister and things get... complicated. I can't go against bro code, right? Even if Quinn is my dream girl. Even if there's a crazy attraction between us that's harder to resist every day. I'm so screwed.  ~ QUINN : One night. It was supposed to be one night of anonymous, meaningless with a stranger. I just wanted to have a good time and forget about my cheating ex. It definitely did the trick- I haven't thought about my ex since, but now I can't stop thinking about that night or the sexy stranger who had all the right moves. When I arrive at the complex for a fresh start, I'm shocked to see him again- and even more surprised to find out that he's not only an alpha, but also one of my brother's best friends. Theo would Jax if he found out about that night. He can never know- which means I have to keep my distance. Even if I can't stop fantasizing about Jax. Even if it kills me.

I thought I would be beaten and broken forever. It was the curse of not shifting. Without a wolf, I was no better than a human to my pack, an omega. I was there to serve and clean up after them. The only light in my life was my boyfriend, Jake. At least, he was until he decided to sleep with and mark my sister. When all hope was lost, and I was ready to make my escape, my life was turned upside down. The Lycan King was known to be cruel and heartless. He had slain thousands, ruled with an iron fist, and was now searching for his mate. Turns out, being a human was the least of my worries….

A small-time office worker—constantly being pushed around by others and abandoned by his wife—turned into the richest of the rich overnight.