Knight in Shining Suit
If I continued talking to Estelle the way I did, I would have another complaint lodged against my name.
Last week, a client withdrew their account with us because the tulip-loving bride couldn’t forget the story I told her about a psycho killer, murdering brides on their wedding nights and laying them on a bed of tulips afterwards. I made up the story of course, but I didn’t know she had such a wild imagination! So the groom refused to have us do their wedding, claiming we had traumatized his blushing bride-to-be. And now I’m pretty sure that if Estelle still chooses green, everything about her wedding will remind her of vomit.