The Joke's On You Icarly Novels & Stories

Pitty that Henrietta isn’t. “Yeah, ten.” I smile looking at my feet. You want a joke, I’ll give you one, “You know what happened back then when I was in my high school time? The mean boys kept calling me a woman gorilla because of my big feet. I once went back to the forest to find my actual family.” Unexpectedly, just as I say, my lame joke claims a soft chuckle from Jamie. Although it was short, he laughed. Does that mean he is not mad at me anymore?

"Did he tell you why he haven't call us. Also, why is he just calling you? " "Stop asking questions, I don't know either. " I quickly run as fast as I could so I could avoid Zeke's hot seat questions. ### "Dad, I want the grilled squid. " I yelled as I put the last cup of sand on my sand castle. "I told you to stop playing that. You're not a kid anymore. Zeke might lose feelings for you. " I quickly throw my dangerous glare my Dad but he just laughed. Did I ever cast a joke? What's funny?

she suggested while the rest just stared at the screen, or rather at me, crowded together. "I would rather take the matter in my own hands,” I muttered, low enough so that the rest didn't hear. Apparently, they still did. "Pun intended," my dad joked and Alpha Chris secretly gave him a high-five behind their wives' back. C’mon, Dad ! Mast*rbation jokes ? Seriously ? No one could feel as embarrassed as I did at the moment. It rivaled the ultra embarrassing bathroom meeting we all had a few days back. Mom glared at my dad who shrugged while Alpha Chris grinned. Sigh ! Like Beta, Like Alpha.

"No." "Moo years eve..." I said and gave him a smirk. He glared at me and I didn't pay attention to him staring at me evilly because I noticed in my peripheral vision that Zach also glared at Ycson. So he did nothing but take a deep breath and continue his joke. "Kimora girl, you're not allowed to answer my questions and jokes. You are banned." "WHAT?! Okay..." I won't answer but will whisper the answer to Zach. To always ruin his joke.

My smile widened as I mindlessly took off my jacket setting it down on the leather seat. I clung to Dalton chatting with him as Enzo thought it was the time for the like of the day as he called it. It was one of those stupid habits that we had going on as kids and it kinda stuck with us and Enzo was the one with the shittiest and corniest jokes. I braced myself to hear one of his dad jokes, Dalton was holding in his laugh at the eager look on his brother's face already. "What do you call a joke without a punchline?"

Jace rolled his eyes at them. "This party is quite boring. Let add some fun to it ,let play game guys" Jim suggested in an excited tone "What boring game now, Scrabble huh ?" Tyle replied sarcastically. He and Ian busted into laughter seeing Jimmy glaring at him, with a killer expression. "Stop it,, idiot! , Annoying Jerk!!" Jace smacks the back of his head "Ouch !!, that hurt love" he pouted rubed the back of his head.

He quickly wiped it away. "Wah! I think I got too emotional. Should I tell a joke? Would you like it? Okay, here I go. Why did Cinderella get kicked out of the basket ball team?" A small silence followed. And then, "BECAUSE SHE RAN AWAY FROM YHE BALL!! HA HA HA!!" Jake laughed maniaclly, followed by me. If Islette Hargreve would be here somewhere, I'm sure she would be the most delighted. But unlike me, they weren't all so lucky.

As the designer, I had to stay beside them to explain my idea. The exhibition ended an hour later. Just as I was leaving, Sophia spoke. "Andy, could I please have some coffee with your employee?" Andy cast me a meaningful look. "Of course." In the cafe right across from my workplace, Sophia went straight to the point. Her tone dripped with sarcasm. "I heard you stepped on silver powder yesterday. How foolish. You'll only bring Ethan trouble." I subconsciously held onto a corner of my shirt. "Thanks for the concern. I'm fine now."

Forgot to tell you sooner. He had sent me messages almost three hours ago. I smile and reply. Me: That’s Ok! Sorry I didn't answer you sooner. I didn’t feel like attending, so I skipped. As we reach home, I behold myself to receive some lame one-liner about skipping classes. Some of his jokes are funny, but sometimes these are so stupid it makes me chuckle, wondering why does he even bother? “Did you know that a waffle on a California beach is called a Sandy Eggo?” He had tried this joke last evening.

"I'm sorry I'm late, CeCe." The moment those words—sounding especially respectful and familiar—left Terrence's lips, the whole private room fell silent. Everyone's eyes widened, as if they couldn't believe what they'd just heard. After a brief silence, Vanessa suddenly burst into loud, shrill laughter. "CeCe? Oh my goodness, that's hilarious!" She pointed at me, her face full of disdain and contempt. "I knew it! How could a fresh graduate like you possibly land a client as tough as Gilla Group on your own? Turns out all you did was just climb into Mr. Kapowsky's bed!"