Novel & Cerita Theatre Quotes Funny

"Mr. D, I don't like cliffhangers. So spit it out," I urge him. I always know that there's always a sense to what he says behind his weirdness. "Jessica, in Merchant of Venice, says that love is blind and lovers cannot see. But I'd still say it's stupid." I laugh. Mr. D is indeed versatile. Aside from his immense knowledge about art and technology, I realize he's also well-versed in literature. Thus, the famous Shakespeare's quote.

Fiona asked slightly brightened up on seeing him. "I was invited, You don't look like a stripper." Theodore says the end in a mocking tone. "Seriously, that's it your best insult ?" Fiona says feigning a disappointed tone. "I apologise, You look beautiful, better ?" Theodore smirked at the end which made Fiona speechless and blush a bit. "F-funny, sarcastic much." Fiona's stammering could be heard by everyone in the room.

“Oh, the drama. Acting isn’t for you—you’re more of a star!” They both laughed at Chelle’s joke.

“Jesse, my man, which is why I’m encouraging you to talk some more! It doesn’t have to be about anything life changing. If you were me I’d say crack a joke but I don’t know if you even know any jokes.” “I know jokes.” His face lit up. “Oh yes? Tell me one then.” “Can you guess what the therapist said when I told my therapist I’m scared of dying alone? “Uh, no what?” “He said, “Most people don’t die with the company,” I said, chuckling. “Get it?” Rain looked at Matt. “Matt, am I supposed to laugh at that?” “Ideally someone is supposed to laugh when they tell a joke,” Matt said with a sigh. “Jesse, what have I told you about your morbid jokes?”

"Are you seriously quoting Monty Python to me, you geek?" His soft chuckle eased some of her tension. "Come on, you gotta admit, it works in this occasion. Or would you have preferred something more modern classic like 'Excellent.'" He doped up his voice, and Naomi bit her lips so as to not give in to hysterical laughter as he mimicked the idiot from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

Theo whispered as his he pause for the punch line “….die of jealousy, literally.” It made both of them laugh as they held it cause everyone has eyes on them and they stop as Cath nudged Theo to stop since it maybe embarrassing to be laughing at someone that died and six feet under and its is very disrespectful to Ruelle that she may hear it wherever she is.

Arjun asked her gritting his teeth. (Translation: What's there to laugh about?) "Zara sa attention paane ke chakkar mein girne ki acting karna phir attention naa milna aur sach mein gir jaana isse jyada hasi ki baat aur kya hi ho sakti hai?" Nancy said smirking at him clearly knowing what Urvashi was trying to do. (Translation: Acting like you're falling down just to get some attention, then not getting any attention and actually falling down, what can be more funny than this?)

Gross! "Fine. Take all the time you need, princess" she mocked. Why is she mocking me? I have the good sense to turn around, enter my car and just…yes! Finally, I got the right speech. "Well, life is not fair, Aniston and unfair things happen to people all the time. But we don't throw in the towel. Instead we suck it up and keep pushing" I clenched my fist in solidarity. Aniston narrowed her eyes on me. "Did you seriously just quote Coach Richardson from that movie 'boys on fire'? How dumb do you think I am?"

“I’m just the human you’rrre using to baby yourself, yeah! What a big man you are!” He growls again, his fists clenching. “I knew it. You’re just playing with me… Fine. Fine! Be that way!” “Yeah, I will!” Alex shakes his fist…then he turns sharply, exiting the stage as the sound monitor plays audio of a slamming door. As rehearsed, I bow my head after a few moments, crying into my hands. --- --- --- “Holy fuck, I felt like I was gonna die,” Alex says after the play, a tad sweaty from the heat of the lights.