This Is Ridiculous Novels & Stories

I stop in my tracks, almost freezing on the spot, but I fight all these paralyzing tickles and force myself to turn to my sister, who is shivering from the corner. Really now? Isn’t that a very, very corked, distrustful, and ridiculous hoax? This is a very terrible joke because I would not want to think, even on a lighter note, that that monster is breathing as we speak. And ludicrous because, unless the jerkwhore had two lives, he could never have survived those denumerable bullets, right?

#It’s a M3L0N#: “What a vicious woman!” #Haier’s Brother#: “Framing others with drugs, what a disgusting act! She’s ruined another person’s reputation for a lifetime.”

I said and walked out. He laughed and said something that made me more pissed that I could ever be. “Mr. Racoma can actually do something about it. I just told him to help me… and look, its effective.” He grinned and I was losing my mind right at this moment. I would do anything to kill this fucking dimwit who’s totally a fucking shit! I can’t believe I fell for that!!

She’s dumber than I thought. Love makes people do crazy things — that much I know. But this? This is madness with sprinkles. Stealing condoms … okay, not that … but faking DNA tests, drugging, raping, killing fetuses, plotting with murderers, shooting friends. Someone should hand these people a referral card to a psychiatrist’s office and lock the door behind them. “You clearly cracked your biscuit somewhere,” Lee sighs, his sarcasm wrapped in sing-song sweetness. Somehow, he makes crazy sound cute.

Read me, stupid!

*This is not the first time. "Oh my god, I have been such a fool," Greg muttered, his palm slapping against his forehead, the sound sharp and despairing. He turned away, his shoulders slumped. "This is absolutely fucking ridiculous," he declared, his voice rising again, very, very loud, filled with a raw, guttural pain. "Oh my god, I can't believe this." He shook his head briskly, a gesture of utter defeat. "The both of you, you both need to get out of my house right now because I cannot do this."

"Let me go!" "You are all bastards! Why my kindness turn into my mistake? Why you all choose to ignore me and humiliate me? Why?! What did I do wrong?!" "No! I did nothing wrong! I worked hard. I got full scholarships. I found a good job. Only because of that fucking stupid marriage, my life is totally ruined!"

How was your date with the devil? Isis: Date? I am certain there is a better word you could’ve used. Alex: No. I think it’s appropriate Lol. Isis: Sure you do. But I guess all scientists truly are insane. :P Alex: Hey! I am not! Lol. You just can’t admit that he is handsome. Isis: And why on this God forsaken earth would I not want to admit something? If I thought him handsome I would say, and contrary to what you believe, I do find him nice-looking but I am just not crazy over him.

"Yes, please I'm in need of work. Whatever it may be even if it's a driver, gatekeeper, or whatever. Right now, I have no choice." "Ehiy! This is ridiculous." "No, It's not ridiculous. It's serious." "Hmm, let's see how things will unfold."

“But I don't think that was the worst. I found it literally absurd for him to get up so early to go to the market like that. And another thing, the time from seven to nine is exclusive for the elderly, but after nine, they can walk around too. Don't you think it's absurd? Bete's insistence was the trigger. Leia thought the word absurd was too strong to be used so often inappropriately in the mouth of a spoiled girl. "Can I be real honest with you?" “Of course, friend. Beth replied innocently. “It's literally absurd for you to be so far removed from reality that you bother to gossip about these things. " Hey? " It is literally absurd that the country has surpassed the mark of 68,000 deaths fr