Titanic Jokes Novels & Stories

I love it when Jorge smiles at me. We were laughing about my latest pay in Cards Against Humanity. The black card asked us to complete the sentence, “Nothing in life is certain except death and ….” I put “kids with ass cancer.” “Damn girl, you are against humanity,” Jorge joked, laughing like music to my ears. “Sorry, I didn’t have anything else,” I laughed back. Stretch my legs out and Jorge picks them up. He starts rubbing my ankles. “I can’t believe my pregnant sister made that joke,” Solen choked out as he laughed.

I elaborated. "Yeah yeah I saw the tag BraTina." I rolled my eyes at her childish remarks. "Just so you know I will always be on team #Sebina" Tiffany chuckled from the other end. "TIFFANY! You never understand now, do you? Always building ships that were bound to sink rather sail, just like the fucking Titanic." I chided. We chatted up for some more time and then I finally retired to my bed with a happy face and peaceful mind. The beep of my alarm was loud enough to let me know that it's my time to rise and shine.

he whispers before shooting the SOS gun he had with him. “That is good we will be rescued, but I think it is too late for me, this is the titanic,” Fiona mutters, “only I am jack.” He felt like both crying and laughing, but the sight of the rescue boats made him burst out laughing, “this will make a good story for our kids don’t you think?” he joked. “Not funny at all, why would we tell our kids of something so traumatic?” “Ah, so you do wish to marry me one day?” he teased, he wanted to keep her from closing her eyes as he could feel her heartbeat became faint.

"Nahh, I find stuffs like that boring. I mean when you say that, there's like a 99.999% chance of it happening, so why waste your time trying to prevent what's going to finally happen?" "So you think we might fall in love?" He asked with a smirk playing at the corner of his lips. I felt my heart hammer so fast in my chest. What will I say to that now? "You wish, dude. You wish." I said as I patted myself mentally for being so strong and convincing. Whew!! That took a lot of energy. "Who would have thought that the popular Dixon Greene watches the cringy and cliché movies?" "Whatever. When you have friends like Adeline, you'll watch cringy movies. Can you believe she made me watch Titanic and