Titanic Jokes Novels & Stories

The hosts were setting the mood, and slowly they got involved in the fun. "Hahaha!! Have you heard it?" Tanvi said while trying to control her laughter. "The restaurant joke was hilarious." Riaan gave a Colgate ad smile while his eyes were gleaming. "Ah!!! This flames joke." They held their cheeks while laughing. After a while, "Hum do Hamara Ek policy!!" Riaan held his stomach while giggling hard. Tanvi is rolling off while chuckling hard. "Omg!! The jet airways joke... I can't control it anymore." Tanvi and Riaan both burst out snickering.

I said slowly and dragging each words as I tried to defend myself. "I even saw you guys singing at the karaoke bar, you are really doing something, and what ever it is? Just keep it up. I'm sure the pack will really like this new Titan" Alvin said laughing so hard that he hard water in his eyes. "I've always known you're full of shit" Titan replied while catching me stealing glances at him and smiling sheepishly. "What is the name of the beautiful dish" I asked, trying not to make my admiration obvious even though I knew he knows.

He said it in a childish tone. "Oh really, but I though your name was Caleb." Jazz replied playing along. "Oh no, I am not Caleb. He disturbs people who want to be left alone but ME, I am Mr. Laughter people enjoy my company." "Oh really?" "Yes." He said it continuing the same innocent tone in his voice. "Shall I tell you a joke?" "Please go on." "Once there was an old man who died at a very young age hahaha..." He ended his short joke with his own laughter

Tina said with a low voice as she stares at Josephine and so as the others was just looking at her surprisingly. But suddenly Sarz started laughing like someone clacked a joke, there was nothing funny here. So they were all wondering why he's laughing. "And what's making you to laugh what's funny here?" Rachel asked referring to him who was the only one laughing like a moron. "Pardon me just laughing at Tina who was like!" "I thank God you are life I really missed you for someone that died just few minutes ago what if it was a year what will you do?" Sarz said as every eyes flashes on Tina and she looks at everyone face first of all before facing Sarz.

Who said he laughed like crazy there? "Oh, why what's the problem huh?! I think you're the crazy one there, you're laughing so hard and nothing is funny, is your guardian angel tickling you?" "Pfft, I was just laughing at what you said." "What did I say?" "Juliet." "Oh, what's so funny?" "Rose is the girl in Titanic Trix, not Juliet, because Juliet is a different movie, hahaha, what's wrong, you combined the two movies Titanic and Romeo and Juliet."

“It's a joke, Adrian. Calm down. I’m not so far gone I can’t see what I just said was wrong. But it was funny.” Titan holds up a pair of black loafers. Adrian shakes his head. “Actually, it’s not funny. You need to stop and realize it’s not funny at all.” Titan pulls out the black dress shoes and Adrian nods. “You need a sense of humor my friend,” Titan ties his shoes and heads down to his office. “Do you care what is on the menu for Lunch?” Adrian asks.

The other two girls giggled, as well, and Riley chuckled. “No,” Cindy snickered. “I’m Cindy.” “Oh, that’s right,” Amy declared. “I forgot. Sorry. Go ahead, Cindy, tell us your joke.” “Okay. What did one casket say to the other casket?” Amy glanced at Riley, but the awareness in his eyes made her look away. “I don’t know,” she said. “What did one casket say to the other casket?” Cindy giggled. “Is that you coffin?” Amy laughed. The joke was funny enough on its own, but the impish look on Cindy’s face was even more amusing, making Amy laugh all the harder. “That’s a good one, Cindy.”

Jeston ranted at him. Because of that, Titania broke into laughter. The two men averted their gaze at her as they gave her a confused look. 'Why is she laughing? Is there anything funny about my statement?' Jeston wondered to himself. Sensing the strange gaze the two men were giving her, Titania spoke up to explain to them the reason why she suddenly laughed. "I just find both of you very cute. You look like a couple who are arguing with each other because you were both worried about each other's safety. So sweet!"

“Awwnn, that was so heart-wrenching,“ I sobbed, wiping my tears with the back of my palms. “I can't believe I waited this long to watch this.“ 'Titanic', the famous tragic romance movie. Back at my pack, Roland and I had planned to go see the movie this one time but we never went. He'd gone into one of those his psycho moods and had tied me up in the bathroom, fucking me all night. The tickets were used to wipe my squirts. That was how hopeless Roland had been a lot of times. “I still think it's a stupid movie. He risked everything, and for what? To die at the end? Makes no sense,“ Jason scoffed, pushing aside the bowl of popcorn. “Don't be so bitter,“ I chuckled at his display of anger, “It

“Isn’t life more fun with jokes? Something to laugh about once in a while. You know, it makes the world beautiful and fun when it’s dark. Studies even say laughter heals faster than herbs do. Lowers pain, strengthens the heart, clears the head. Makes the blood flow freer. In short — that’s why I’m looking younger and living longer. Which of those old people in the pack is as old as me, uh? None. I’m the oldest.” “The studies were indeed right. But the jokes people were talking about were comedy and funny ones, not the kind where you needed to lie to someone and find their reaction funny. The reason why the other older people died earlier than you was because your laughter came at the expense