Titanic Jokes Novelas e Histórias

I rub a hand down my face and mutter under my breath, “I’m not walking away, Little Rabbit.” “Now, if I’m not mistaken…” I tense and spin around fast. Titan is leaning against the doorway, looking way too fucking amused. “Fuck off, Titan. I’m not in the mood.” He doesn’t move. If anything, he settles more comfortably against the frame and takes a slow drink. “Siren said he’s fucked women, right?” He smirks. “Funny thing is…” “Titan, piss off.” He laughs and shakes his head. “Hey, I just wanted to watch. I was hoping he’d punch you, break his hand, and cry like a little bitch so you could kiss it better.”

He nodded at me. "Obviously, our dads are some sort of best friends. I can still remember Tito Saint's nervous face while Tita Sabrina is giving birth to you." Jizan said with a laugh. Oh well, I've heard Dad's nervous face before from Aunt Savienna, and I find it so funny. I laughed at what Jizan said. "Yeah, your right! That was really so funny!" I said laughing. I looked at Jizan and saw that he was just staring at me. It was as if he had seen a ghost.

He nodded at me. "Obviously, our dads are some sort of best friends. I can still remember Tito Saint's nervous face while Tita Sabrina is giving birth to you." Jizan said with a laugh. Oh well, I've heard Dad's nervous face before from Aunt Savienna, and I find it so funny. I laughed at what Jizan said. "Yeah, your right! That was really so funny!" I said laughing. I looked at Jizan and saw that he was just staring at me. It was as if he had seen a ghost.

He got out of the car and ran around it to open the door for me right as Titus parked behind us. Despite the fear, I couldn’t help but laugh at his antics. Titus jumped out of the car and screamed bloody murder, jumping around as if his ass was on fire. Once he calmed down, he slapped a hand over his chest and grinned, “sorry, there was a cockroach in my car and I thought it crawled up my ass.” His words made me laugh so hard, tears streamed down my cheeks. I wasn’t sure if he did it on purpose or not, but I was truly grateful that he did. I wasn’t that anxious anymore.

Tyson preaches, causing the male species in our group to applaud his remarkable statement, much to the ladies' annoyance. " You're right, men are wieners !" Jackie intoned with a laughter filled voice, bringing Emerald to a hearty laugh. Not that it was that funny, pardon once again for being a bit misogynistic but women aren't funny. Maybe it's the weed smoke getting to me. Well, Jackie has said some decent jokes over the past couple years but this was not it.

She turns towards her right and finds Matthew sniffling and sees tears trickling down his face causing her to laugh. "What? He grumbles at her and not a second too later, she's stop laughing when she was hit by a pillow, hitting her square in the face. Her eyes snap towards the culprit and she narrows her eyes playfully and say. "Well you know it's amusing to see a grown ass man crying like a baby while watching the Titanic and here I thought I was a cry baby." She burst out laughing once again. "Shut it or I'm going to rub my snot all over your clothes" his threatening once again stops her laughter.

He calms himself down Harris laughs "what's his name? I'll sue him" "You wouldn't know him, did I also mention that he's also dark, and mysterious?" "I bet you didn't know this about him but he doesn't really like to be referred to as if he wasn't in the room" Tan's smile fade and he stops joking "oh sorry" he apologizes Harris laughs "come on I'm joking! You're not the only one who gets to make all the jokes" Tan smiles relieved "yes I am it's my thing!" They laugh

he says after a few minutes, tapping his fingers lightly on the steering wheel, “I’m really good at cheering people up. You wanna let me try?” “I don’t think anything is going to fix how I feel right now, Jack.” “Challenge accepted.” He grins, turning to look at me briefly. “Okay. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?” I raise an eyebrow. “What?” “Sofishticated.” I burst out laughing, shaking my head. It was so stupid and so terrible, but it worked. “See?” He laughs, clearly proud of himself. “Told you I’m magic. One bad joke and you’re already smiling.”

Nathanial lobs a bread roll at my head. "Stop being so dramatic, Julian." "You know me." I catch the bread and don’t eat it. My hands need something to hold that isn't the glass. "You're looking at a widower. Set one less place." And they laugh. Because that's the bit. That's been the bit since Vegas. Taylor's dying, Julian's a widow-in-waiting, pass the salt. We trained them to laugh at this exact sentence. We were proud of it. The way we convinced them this was just a macabre joke we wouldn’t let go of.

Louis laughed heartily and so did the man. "Ask them, they'll tell you how long it took for me to believe what they were saying. I swear I nearly lost my shit! I was looking at these people and in my mind I'm like, oh, boy, they've all finally gone bunkers. I knew it was only a matter of time before the aliens invaded earth and sucked all our brains out so mayhaps they had discovered HillsBay first and began their claim of earthains taking brains for snack." Everyone in the room burst out into a ruckus of laughter with his theory. JC hadn't changed one bit, still the same smart ass and lousy joker.