Titanic Jokes Novels & Stories

I raised a brow, “Try me.” He grinned like a child who had been given permission to cause chaos, “Okay. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?” I gave him a flat look, “Seriously?” “He made a mint.” I groaned, and it was genuine this time, “Nathan, I swear…” He shrugged, clearly pleased with himself, “There’s more where that came from. Want another?” I rolled my eyes but nodded, “Fine. I could use a few more bad jokes.”

Damien: You did. A pause. Then— Damien: But that wasn’t my question. I worry my bottom lip, my eyes locking on Titan who’s trying and failing to make herself look busy before I type again. Me: I had something to take care of. The typing bubble appears. Disappears. Appears again. Damien: Alone? I frown. Me: Yes? Damien: Why is that a question? Despite myself, I laugh. Titan looks up from her laptop. “What’s funny?”

Jason said, "our tour guide is called Alessandro." He burst out laughing, but stopped once he saw my unimpressed expression. "Well, it's one of the most common names in Italy." I rolled my eyes. "Learn how to take a joke, Maya." He chuckles. "I do know how to!" "Okay,' he says, "any joke that has math in it isn't considered a joke." I roll my eyes playfully, hearing him laugh. Eventually, I joined him, and minutes later, we both snorted in laughter. I mean, laughing over lame jokes is what friends are for.

LUNAVIA LUMINARI I spat out what was in my mouth before I even realized it, “Mr. Haven, that joke is not funny at all” I took the tissue he passed to me and wiped my lips and dress but looking at his facial expression and it didn’t look like he was joking at all.

I need to shed all my tears out cause if not, otherwise, my heart will hurt even more! "Sea, you need to stop staring at your laptop screen. That's not good for your health." I involuntarily closed my eyes when one of the most famous and heartbreaking scene of the movie 'Titanic' showed up. It's the part that Jack is saying his last words to Rose while being literally frozen in the middle of those shitty icy waters, "No! No! Jack! " I kept stomping my feet under the blanket. Gosh. It's only a matter of time before I enter the screen of this laptop of mine and whack the heads of the two major characters. I'm obviously not the director of the movie but, I insist that no one should die!

The thought of blending in, of just being another face in the crowd, feels liberating. The Titanic is a movie that has trended since I was a child, and it is kind of unbelievable that I have not seen this movie before. I mean, Brandon even laughed at me for that. “Who hasn’t seen the Titanic?” He laughed so hard that he almost broke his ribs. His laughter is infectious, with a melody that lightens my heart. And this was how he got us the tickets. “We are seeing this movie, and you will love it. Just prepare to cry at the ending,” he told me, which makes me more curious to see the movie.

I could sense it. “Maya, please ignore the mutt. He spouts nonsense.” “I am not a mutt,” Titan indignantly replied. “I have great butt,” he proudly continued. “And mate knows.” Sebastian groaned, lowly saying, “Shut up,” while I burst out laughing, unable to stifle my giggles any more. I sounded worse than a deflating tire but Titan’s fond and smiling face looking down at me, made me bolder to laugh to my heart’s content in his presence.

It was genuinely shocking how none of them were embarrassed to do all of this with a child at the table. “Tiago—“ Marvin began, but Tiago stuck out his hand to stop him. “I’m sorry, Elena—but this family is far from fun, and I’m glad you and Marvin are not engaged.” Karina laughed. “You dodged a damn bullet, something which Marvin couldn’t do.” Neither could Anya. I could hear the sound of Marvin’s breaths beside me, and all I could tell was that he could not appreciate the joke. “Joke of the century.” Marvin scoffed as Karina rolled her eyes. “Awh, did you lose your humor in prison?”

And here I thought you chose me" He fakes disappointment and I chuckle. "Maybe if you didn't have that grim reaper on your body. Damn, it freaks me out" I cringe thinking about it. "You say?" Dante stops and acts surprised and we laugh. "What is the joke?" The skull guy, I learned his name is Diego joins us, and I am between two males again. At least they are not trying to kill each other. "Well, she says she finds my tattoos sexy as hell" Dante winks and I gape at him. I didn't fucking say that.

She hissed, “we need to leave immediately!” “Alright, alright.” I patted her arm. “I’ll just get the eggplants.” I turned and beamed widely at the worried girl. “Have you seen a brinjal this big and shiny?! It’s like—.” “A cock soaked in cum,” someone said. What...? My face feel deadpanned as it swivelled up to voice. An elderly man in Einstein’s age and appearance was bellowing in laughter at his own dirty joke, his round belly shaking uncontrollably.