Toe Jokes Novels & Stories

Meeting up at drop off point instead of lashing out at him, Cole and Axle burst into tears while laughing so hard. "So you did execute my plan, huh?" Toby can hardly speak due to his swollen lips and jaw. "Stop laughing,you assholes! Thought it was a signal jammer but it was just a six-foot-tall guy and his bursting-by-product-of-gym physique, that did this." Cole is trying to restrain himself from laughing but still bursts out anyway and teased him even more. "Why are you here then? based on your description, you can't even make it out alive even in my imagination." Sarcastically quoting it.

Sure enough, Adrian closed his mouth. "Darling, then I will tell you a joke. There was a toothpick that was walking along the road. Just then, it saw a hedgehog running past the middle of the road, and then it shouted something at the hedgehog. Guess what it shouted? Yes, it is called the hedgehog 'bus'!! Haha, it's funny, isn't it?" RK felt that listening to Adrian's jokes would make him want to sleep even more than listening to him recite poems. This guy couldn't even tell a good joke. What was the meaning of telling a joke that everyone already knew? Would Stella laugh? What a childish kid.

“Did you win anything? Did you make a fool of yourself? Give me the deets, tiger!” Axel chuckled, running a hand through his hair. “Oh man, it was a wild ride. Cole and I got to the finals, but we lost to some crazy old couple. They were good, I'll give 'em that,” he made a face. “But the host kept making these cringy jokes that totally killed the mood.” Amber burst out laughing. “Cringy jokes, huh?” she teased, pretending to wipe a tear from her eye. “I bet they weren't as bad as your puns.”

"You know why you're the greatest alive?" "Huh?" I ask puzzled, "No?" "That's because you don't know anything!" He laughs, and I force a frown on my face, trying to purse my lips to keep my laughter in. "That has to be the driest joke ever!" I laugh mockingly after a few seconds and throw a shoe at him playfully, which he dodges and comes to carry me in the air, turning around real fast. "Stop!" I yell, hitting him and laughing, "Please stop!"

Joe’s eyes bulged, his brows furrowing in pure rage, but his hands moved against his will, rubbing moose excrement into his own face. “You know what Gigi told me?” I said conversationally, turning to Nikolai. “She saw on TikTok that some men don’t wash their asses.” I tutted at Joe. “We can’t have that. Rub your ass in that shit, bro. Get it between the cheeks.” Joe looked like he was about to slaughter us, but he was powerless as he rolled his ass in the dung, grinding into it like he had the world’s itchiest bottom. At this point, Nikolai and I were crying with laughter, struggling to breathe as we doubled over, barely able to steal glances at each other without completely losing it again.

She thought I did not understand her and gave an even bigger smile as she said, "So filthy, so smelly, so gross." I asked coldly, "Who are you calling that?" Though I was from the countryside, I went to school as a child. A teacher taught me Drakovian back then. Caroline had not expected me to understand—her face turned ghostly pale. Even though the others did not understand what she said, they could tell it was not nice. Miranda got angry. "Caroline! Enough with your broken Drakovian. Apologize to your aunt and take your food back to your room!"

a guard muttered. "Wake him," I said. "He hasn't paid for the 'prisoner’ comment yet." A bucket of ice-cold water crashed over him, soaking him to the bone. He gasped, body jerking as the shock stole the air from his lungs. He jerked awake with a choked, bubbling sob. I picked up a knife and knelt at his feet. He flinched before I even touched him. "Ten toes, Raith," I said, tapping the tip of the blade against his shivering foot. "One for every guest who heard your joke. I wonder at which one you will stop being a wolf and start being a dog?"

I found myself smiling. He chuckles, “Your ankle is sprained-AH!” I pinched him with my other foot, and he jumped up, rubbing his asscheek, “What the hell?!” He chuckles “You forgot I have another set of toes,” I wiggle them under the sheets. “Who the hell pinches with their toes and not their fingers!” He shouts while chuckling. I wiggle my eyebrows, “Me.” Thane looks to my foot then I see a gleam in his eye, “Hm,” he sits on the edge of my bed again, “Good thing I know a kryptonite for pinching toes….”

“You’re right. It was made for you. That’s why it fit me like a toddler’s band. If I wore it everyday I would cut off circulation to my wrist. I figured you don’t have that problem. You know what they say about guys with tiny hands, or was it small feet?” He glanced down at Taser’s loafers that I had bought, and back up at his face. He was still smiling, but a little light had dimmed in his eyes. Really? That’s what took Taser down? A small dick joke? I snickered at the ridiculousness of the situation and stifled it in Jace’s shirt when Taser glared at me. “See you around Lilybud.” He muttered, and went past us barely missing Jace’s arm.

"I have a sense of humor, thank you very much. I just don't find your fart jokes funny." Felecia snickered. "Everyone likes a fart joke, Moana." Harper waved his fork at Kelsey. "I don't care who you are. Fart jokes are classic." "Stop calling me Moana." Kelsey rolled her eyes. "They're disgusting." "You're disgusting." "Your mom's disgusting." Jamie's brows shot up and he covered his mouth with a fist. "Oh." "Now who is being immature?" Harper's grin only widened. "Your mom jokes are classic. Everyone knows that." Kelsey waved her hand.