Toe Jokes Novels & Stories

I greeted the lady who hugged me too. "Don't call me that name in my beloved presence." Theo glared playfully. "Are you all over her? How about you share how aggressive you were in school when people didn't call you T-man?" His friend teased, smiling at me. "That's gross, bro. It makes my skin crawl" Theo scrunched his lips in disgust, and we all busted out in a hearty laughter at his reaction. "You guys escaped here without the kids?" Theo suspiciously twitched his eyes at them.

From the couch Tobias started laughing so hard he fell off. Marcus pulled out his phone. “Documenting history.” I changed my first diaper. I had prepared for this. I had watched videos. I was ready or so I thought. Theodore was not impressed by any of that. The second I laid him down, he started kicking. I struggled to get the old diaper off and reached for the new one. He peed, straight at me. "Theodore!" I yanked my hand back. Tobias fell off the couch. "The tiny man," he wheezed from the floor, "has defeated the almighty Kane Sterling."

I can eat it too heheh joke. Only then will I eat him and he will let me. I'm not just going to eat it, I'm going to swallow it-- what he's cooking right now heheh, let's change the topic you guys are bad because that's what you're thinking hahaha. You should imitate me, you who don't get horny, ganern. I was about to walk to Ken when I suddenly remembered that you don't have a joke label heheh. no offense, please don't make me feel like you don't have breasts heheh, it's just a joke again.

I sip my strawberry yogurt as I watch Ren and Dee brag about their flings and who they will be banging this weekend. "Toad!" Ren exclaims. "You mean Toad with the big Adam's apple and crooked teeth? Shut up! That's who you will be banging!!! Boooooooo!" Dee glares at him. "Toad is a thousand times more beautiful compared to your ratchet, random bitches!" "And those ratchet, random bitches are a million times more beautiful than you," he boos at her, laughing. I can't help but join in the laugh. She glares at the both of us.

It was easy because he was a guy who liked talking about the thing I loved. I noticed Jace on my third laugh. He was across the pool deck, pretending to stretch, not stretching at all, watching us. When I caught his eye, he grabbed a kickboard and looked deeply, suddenly busy. I laughed a little louder at Tobe's next joke than it deserved. I'm not sorry. Ten minutes after that, Jace was laughing with a booster girl and her clipboard like she'd just told the joke of the century. She was touching his arm, while Jace was laughing, head thrown back.

He looked confusedly at me “Wait…no way you think you think you’re a god, “ I said to be sure he wasn’t serious And if he was then this man might need some professional help with his ego “I’m kidding “ he laughed while I just started at him blankly “Oh come on. You have to admit that was good “ he nudged me “ you’ve only told a good joke once , hopefully that could increase “ I rolled my eyes “That’s a lie. I’m a naturally funny person, I’m good at telling jokes “ he argued “Yeah, bad jokes “ I sassed and he laughed “See that’s how to be funny. Not by telling weird, scary or just totally off….” I rambled “ yeah, blah blah blah. Just shut the fuck up and kiss me “ he cut me off, tightening hi

He asked and I couldn't help but burst out laughing. " weird? But doesn't it feel good?" I asked as I was taking my time pushing my fingers in and out of him. " it d-does feel good but also weird. If you use your fingers like this, does that mean you use your toes as well?" Oh my god, he was going to kill me if he kept this up. I forgot how innocent he was, maybe I should have tutored him on this before jumping to the main course.

The toe gives me trouble every so often, and I've added it to my old-age list of things that will really hurt if I make it to said old age. Once I have my shoes and socks off, Danny stares at my bare foot. "Your toe is swollen almost double its normal size and you carried me up the stairs, you jerk." My toe isn't the only thing that's doubled in size. "Kiss it and make it feel better." I lift my foot a bit. "I'll bite it off and give you something good to whine about. Get that smelly thing away from me." She's laughing, holding her ribs. I get comfortable before looking at her. "Off with the jacket and shirt so I can see your boobs- I mean ribs." I tease. She throws a pillow at my head then

Cautiously wiggling my toes within my tennis shoes, I verified nothing was broken. “God, please, just end this day already,” I grouched as I hobbled back into the living room, where plopping down on the couch, I eased off my shoe, peering at my already swollen big toe. “Great, I growled, “just fucking great.” ↜↜ 🖤🖤↝↝

Meeting up at drop off point instead of lashing out at him, Cole and Axle burst into tears while laughing so hard. "So you did execute my plan, huh?" Toby can hardly speak due to his swollen lips and jaw. "Stop laughing,you assholes! Thought it was a signal jammer but it was just a six-foot-tall guy and his bursting-by-product-of-gym physique, that did this." Cole is trying to restrain himself from laughing but still bursts out anyway and teased him even more. "Why are you here then? based on your description, you can't even make it out alive even in my imagination." Sarcastically quoting it.