Toe Jokes Novels & Stories

I only have four toes. Me: Fine... I will make an exception for you. Caroline: But you hated for toes! Me: Not when it comes to your toes. I have this fetish called "Caroline's toes," and I can't stop thinking about your fourth toe. Caroline: Oh my god! You disgust me! Stop! I'm CRYING in this hospital bed, you freak! Me: It wasn't that funny. Caroline: Fine... I might only be laughing because there is no entertainment at the hospital, but still!

There was nothing I could have said after all. I shook my head to signify my negative response. “What’s the matter, fag? Cat got your tongue?” another asked. They all laughed, and another hushed them. “Sshh, shhhh, listen. Do you ever wonder why the cat always seems to have his tongue?” They were all silent on this one. I knew the joke, a popular one among the homophobic community around me. “He’s scared of pussy!” They all laughed. Even I myself could not see how that joke was funny. “I don’t see how that was funny,” I said aloud.

He tells me. “Oh yeah, how are the not-literally-demon-posessed cubs?” I ask him with a smile. I love that we have this little inside joke between us. Mason laughs. “Horrible! I swear the second to youngest one chewed a whole in my shoe and the baby peed on my bed!” I laugh at his horrified expression as much as I do his words. “Come on, they can't be that bad! They are just babies! I bet they are so cute!”

I quickly add and they all nod. “Sure baby, you can read them to me as I suck your toes. I hope you are not jealous,” he teases me and I fake a giggle. Kill me now. “If I am, I will have to cut you.” I am afraid I am not joking.

He shrugs. “Yes, we are human. We make mistakes and we have fights over stupid stuff like leaving the toilet seat up,” I add. “Yes, I wish you’d stop doing that, Babe.” Jayden grins that grin. Everyone laughs at his joke, and I thump him on the arm in jest.

Theodore A huge guy who I recognize from the IT crowd, and who was frowning at me from the corner, is now reared up before us. “How the hell do you find this shit funny?” “I didn’t find anything funny. I was just telling my friend about our co-worker who disappeared, and I don’t think we were laughing about it, weren’t we?” I bite back, not caring about keeping it down, as they don’t like me anyway. As expected for such an dumb muscle, he doesn’t take my retort too well and points a finger at me, barking, “Watch your damn mouth, you cheap-ass gigolo. I heard you joking about it before, but this is it.”

“What if about population growth then let’s take an example, let’s make a chapter -----“ I cut him off by stepping hard on his right feet. "Fuck shit!!!" he hissed the pain he almost jumps high because step on it, I know surely know that it hurts. Is it the thickness of the sole of my shoe? "Why not make a brain the concept of our research and then we make it for you as if you don't exist!" sarcasm in it. Apollo and the other man inside here laugh at what I’ve said and watch their friend suffering by a feet pain. “It was just a joke fuck, it hurts.

It was still there, but lighter. “Yeah, pushy, that’s her,” he agreed. “My type? Girls who laugh at my jokes. Even the bad ones. And don’t mind if I suck at dancing.” “Your jokes? All bad, man,” I teased. I stretched my leg out and shoved his swing with my foot. It twisted to the side and he yelped. “Hey! Not all,” he shouted, trying to shove me back with his own foot. “Remember that one about Jax and the pizza? Gold.”

The toe gives me trouble every so often, and I’ve added it to my old-age list of things that will really hurt if I make it to said old age. Once I have my shoes and socks off, Danny stares at my bare foot. “Your toe is swollen almost double its normal size and you carried me up the stairs, you jerk.” My toe isn’t the only thing that’s doubled in size. “Kiss it and make it feel better.” I lift my foot a bit. “I’ll bite it off and give you something good to whine about. Get that smelly thing away from me.” She’s laughing, holding her ribs. I get comfortable before looking at her. “Off with the jacket and shirt so I can see your boobs… I mean ribs.” I tease. She throws a pillow at my head then

he said while laughing. "You have the strength to made a joke, ah? You're really something!" I answered. The room was filled with laughter. Aikee is really weak on his side. When we both have time, especially when just after practicing. I often tickle him especially when he make a punch line like that. "But seriously, brother. You know you're my idol. You're so good with women!" he joked again, causing me to tickle him one more time. "You're crazy! I'll make you pee!" I said.