Toe Jokes Novels & Stories

Everyone was too tired or too stunned to add anything to the conversation. "I'd be a beaver," Troy said, pouring himself another cup of coffee. Rowan looked shocked. "A beaver? Why on earth–" "Because I've had too dam… much of this conversation this morning." Everyone looked at him. Troy's eyes were shining with mirth as he waited for the group to catch on to his silly joke. Ernest sputtered with laughter, and Gemma rolled her eyes. It took Rowan a moment too long to realize Troy's ridiculous play on words, and the group immediately turned on him, saying he was the toaster of the group now.

he said while laughing. "You have the strength to made a joke, ah? You're really something!" I answered. The room was filled with laughter. Aikee is really weak on his side. When we both have time, especially when just after practicing. I often tickle him especially when he make a punch line like that. "But seriously, brother. You know you're my idol. You're so good with women!" he joked again, causing me to tickle him one more time. "You're crazy! I'll make you pee!" I said.

I kiss his back instead. "Nah, I think you grew shorter last night" I gasp, pretending to be offended. "I'm tall, I'm not just tall enough to kiss a giant like you on the forehead" "Giant?" he chuckles and turns around facing me. "What other new mame are you going to give me" "Well I have many others, like bricky, as in you're tough like a brick" I laugh alone at my joke "Or boo boo bear, I think I watched that in a cartoon"

It's another day to be my apparently grouchy self, hands now tucked into my pockets, casually leaning against a lamp post; watching my happy band of colleagues come driving up the road. They come to a screeching halt, almost rubbing off the leather from my shoes, Brett's smiling face sticking out the window, the others laughing at whatever stupid joke was shared between them. An eyebrow lifts in the idiot's direction, a subtle question to ask if he thought this was hilarious, the car's tire only inches from my toes. "Just lighten up will you? " Brett jokes. "Could have been worse. I could have squashed your toes." Collin laughs along with the idiot, while I huff, holding unto the back of the

He growled throwing his chair backwards as he stood up and threw his own box down. Alec sat at the end of the table and blushed, not even trying to pull out his own ‘gifts’. Levi pulled out his magnifying glass, tweezers then condoms looking around the room confused before all the guys busted out laughing. “I don’t get the joke here,” Levi said. “They are saying that you think you have a giant penis but in reality, you can’t find it cause it's so small,” Abel said clutching his sides and laughing. “Open yours, Sam,” Thaddeus said laughing at the joke on Levi that had him snarling and now more than angry.

He asked and I couldn't help but burst out laughing. " weird? But doesn't it feel good?" I asked as I was taking my time pushing my fingers in and out of him. " it d-does feel good but also weird. If you use your fingers like this, does that mean you use your toes as well?" Oh my god, he was going to kill me if he kept this up. I forgot how innocent he was, maybe I should have tutored him on this before jumping to the main course.

Nikolai said. "That's not fair!" Pascal pouted. Then, trying to be helpful: "I know a joke! Why did the dinosaur cross the road?" "Why?" Tiana managed to gasp out between laughs. "Because chickens weren't invented yet!" Pascal dissolved into giggles at his own joke. The innocent sound of her son's laughter only made Tiana laugh harder, this strange, broken sound that didn't feel like it belonged to her at all. "Mommy thinks my joke is really funny!" Pascal said proudly. "Tell another one! Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?"

Leesa had to give the guy credit. He didn’t seem to let the catcalls and groans bother him. He either had the thickest skin in the world, or he thought the derision was in some twisted way an approval of his act. His jokes were new, but were equally as dumb as the last time. She wondered if he wrote the stuff himself or got it from some website—stupidjokes.com, maybe.

I can eat it too heheh joke. Only then will I eat him and he will let me. I'm not just going to eat it, I'm going to swallow it-- what he's cooking right now heheh, let's change the topic you guys are bad because that's what you're thinking hahaha. You should imitate me, you who don't get horny, ganern. I was about to walk to Ken when I suddenly remembered that you don't have a joke label heheh. no offense, please don't make me feel like you don't have breasts heheh, it's just a joke again.

' questions right about now. "Bottoms up," I instructed, chortling at my own joke.