Toe Jokes Novels & Stories

"On?" "Would you boost a car and run someone over for me?" Tomek pulled a face. "Dude, have you seen me? This sweet ass o' mine can't go to jail." His smirk slightly wrinkled his pimple-free face. The alcohol in his bloodstream helped him keep up the comical facial expressions. "Might as well wear heels." Théo made an effort to laugh at the joke, but it only sounded like a disinterested scoff. His nose scrunched at the reek of bourbon and cheap beer while he reclined against the wall, tired and stretching his legs.

he taunted “First of all he's a young adult and second of all I haven't slept with him…… Yet” They all burst out laughing. “I need to see the guy that's got Dante popping boners” Mason grinned. “He's a looker” Theo laughed back. “Hey watch it” I growled “Ouhh protective rawwn” Mason mocked even more. They all laughed at me

" Hold your horses! Sunny boy! The sun can wait but not me aching waist! Oooohhhhh... I can't feel me toes! Oh! I can't see me toes! Where's me glasses?!" I joked as I walked with a hunched back and shaky legs while holding my waist. Rookie laughed at my impression. " That's such a bad impression." " Aww! Come on! At least admit that I have some details spot on!" " *Chuckling* Nope but I did find it cute." " Ah! So I did do something right!" * The sound of a Crowd cheering*

I can't– I just can't with this friend of mine. "Your jokes are all lame. Even an infant won't find it funny." I said and they all laughed at what I have said. Well, it is the truth. "Who would laugh at a joke saying 'are you a clown? 'Cause you're just a clown'?" I asked. " It looks like someone is stunned because of the smile for his love of his life." Mr. Kirke was teasing Mr. Disero. I was curious to know who it was but ended up not to ask since it was none of my business.

I immediately placed a careful smile on my face. "I'm not sure if say a comedian exactly. Just because one can do a couple of things here and there to a shoe, or just cause they wear them, doesn't make them a cobbler." He chuckled, taking a large bite off his burger. "Is that supposed to be a joke?" He asked and I shook my head. "The adage? No. Why?" "It is very laughable." He said and quickly dodged the tablespoon I threw at him. And without even seeing it coming, he leaned in and gave me a kiss. It happened so quickly that I didn't even know when it was over.

He asked, tucking his phone into his pockets. "I'm suppose to ask you that." Toby chortled, glancing askew at Theo, "okay..." "What? I'm not the one going through his phone more than half a million times and tucking it back in like you have plans with a serial killer—" "What the fuck Theo? Jesus! You sound like my mum." Toby groaned amusedly, darting his eyes to across the little butterfly which kept fluttering among the bougainvillea. "Why? 'Cause you know that's true, huh?" Theodore snickered, falling slightly to the side and rubbing his shoulders in mock grunt at Toby's jab.

"Remember that the other shoe slipped from his foot and was carried away by the waves to the shore." Their laughter exploded together in the silence of Ezra's forest house. Mila was very entertained by Felix's ridiculous jokes. At least that can relieve a little of her irritation at what Jonas is doing today. “Stupid joke. Where did you get that idea?” Felix tapped his temple. "From here. It's better than us wasting our time crying over Ezra's death." "I'm not sure Ezra would be happy if he was made the butt of a joke." “When else can we make fun of him like that, hmm? Are you feeling better now?”

Not even a little bit? I moved back away from him and when I said nothing,he came around to stand beside me again,he held my hand and we continued walking. “I’ve been browsing through a number of jokes this couple of days.I think I’ve become a very funny man.” I suppressed my lips in a tight line.”You don’t say.” “How do you open a banana?”He asked. “You peel it open.”I shrugged. “No.With a mon-key.” I grimaced and when he saw I didn’t get the joke,he rattled out.

Jajajaja I_pooped ... 'Sksksksks' and 'jajajaja' is laughing? Will_the_devil Fr fr I_pooped Willy, stop! Quinn_beach I have tea I_pooped ... Not you too. Quinn_beach No, but fr, I have boiling hot spicy tea. Will_the_devil Spill it, sis I_pooped Oh my God, stop with those references or a girl is going to die here. Quinn_beach So, you guys remember Charlie, the man beach?

Slowly the teddy rose to his feet much like a defeated drunk, stumbling side to side before straightening his posture striking the same pose. Despite the predicament the soldier's found themselves in a few managed a small chuckle at the scene. Suppose if there's a decent chance of death, you may as well die having a good laugh. Theodore looked up at the man with wide teary eyes, much like a certain cat who wore boots and accompanied an ogre. "Not working you little fucker." The man lift his boot high preparing to stomp poor little Theodore who maintained the expression all the way until his foot was at it's pinnacle.