Toe Jokes Novels & Stories

I asked Alexander. " Yes, always. " He said looking at Hugh. " Oh come on, stop being so stiff all the time. " Hugh said and I gave Alexander a look. " What? You also think that I am stiff?" Alexander asked. " What is it that they say about a shoe that fits again?" I said and we all laughed. " Oh I see you got jokes now ." He said and gave me a serious look. " You see what I mean?"Hugh said and we all laughed. Alexander was right, I like this guy.

“I swear, man, she did this thing with her tongue, on my dick and was like so gone, yo. I definitely blacked out.” “Bro,” Tayo added, spinning his towel like a whip, “ have you ever had someone sit on your face while quoting Beyonce lyrics? That's when you know you're alive.” The group burst out laughing. I chuckled along too even though I didn't get the joke or reference.

From the couch Tobias started laughing so hard he fell off. Marcus pulled out his phone. “Documenting history.” I changed my first diaper. I had prepared for this. I had watched videos. I was ready or so I thought. Theodore was not impressed by any of that. The second I laid him down, he started kicking. I struggled to get the old diaper off and reached for the new one. He peed, straight at me. "Theodore!" I yanked my hand back. Tobias fell off the couch. "The tiny man," he wheezed from the floor, "has defeated the almighty Kane Sterling."

"What if every part of the body is big?" "Then that's even better—there’s something to hold everywhere." Her laughter grew louder, drawing the attention of other customers. And he couldn’t help but smile as he watched her. TeeCay’s happiness was surface-level. He suddenly remembered what his mom once told them: If someone laughs at simple jokes, they’re either lonely or just a kind-hearted person. So which one was TeeCay? "Oh my gosh, I didn’t hire a comedian, but that’s what I got," she said, laughing while wiping tears from her eyes.

I quickly add and they all nod. “Sure baby, you can read them to me as I suck your toes. I hope you are not jealous,” he teases me and I fake a giggle. Kill me now. “If I am, I will have to cut you.” I am afraid I am not joking.

He shrugs. “Yes, we are human. We make mistakes and we have fights over stupid stuff like leaving the toilet seat up,” I add. “Yes, I wish you’d stop doing that, Babe.” Jayden grins that grin. Everyone laughs at his joke, and I thump him on the arm in jest.

Theodore A huge guy who I recognize from the IT crowd, and who was frowning at me from the corner, is now reared up before us. “How the hell do you find this shit funny?” “I didn’t find anything funny. I was just telling my friend about our co-worker who disappeared, and I don’t think we were laughing about it, weren’t we?” I bite back, not caring about keeping it down, as they don’t like me anyway. As expected for such an dumb muscle, he doesn’t take my retort too well and points a finger at me, barking, “Watch your damn mouth, you cheap-ass gigolo. I heard you joking about it before, but this is it.”

“What if about population growth then let’s take an example, let’s make a chapter -----“ I cut him off by stepping hard on his right feet. "Fuck shit!!!" he hissed the pain he almost jumps high because step on it, I know surely know that it hurts. Is it the thickness of the sole of my shoe? "Why not make a brain the concept of our research and then we make it for you as if you don't exist!" sarcasm in it. Apollo and the other man inside here laugh at what I’ve said and watch their friend suffering by a feet pain. “It was just a joke fuck, it hurts.

It was still there, but lighter. “Yeah, pushy, that’s her,” he agreed. “My type? Girls who laugh at my jokes. Even the bad ones. And don’t mind if I suck at dancing.” “Your jokes? All bad, man,” I teased. I stretched my leg out and shoved his swing with my foot. It twisted to the side and he yelped. “Hey! Not all,” he shouted, trying to shove me back with his own foot. “Remember that one about Jax and the pizza? Gold.”

The toe gives me trouble every so often, and I’ve added it to my old-age list of things that will really hurt if I make it to said old age. Once I have my shoes and socks off, Danny stares at my bare foot. “Your toe is swollen almost double its normal size and you carried me up the stairs, you jerk.” My toe isn’t the only thing that’s doubled in size. “Kiss it and make it feel better.” I lift my foot a bit. “I’ll bite it off and give you something good to whine about. Get that smelly thing away from me.” She’s laughing, holding her ribs. I get comfortable before looking at her. “Off with the jacket and shirt so I can see your boobs… I mean ribs.” I tease. She throws a pillow at my head then