Toe Jokes Novels & Stories

He laughed at my anger, teasing and giggling like an idiot. “It’s fun to see that you are not as tough as you pretend to be. You may act all tough and dangerous, but that is just pretense.” He joked, laughing like an idiot. I refused to be called a fool; I refused to laugh along with him; I just walked faster and left him behind, leaving him to laugh as much as he desired.

Meanwhile, Noelle's heart was racing, but she stayed cool as a cucumber, took a deep breath, and braced herself for the biggest moment of her life. "Hey, have you guys heard that funny wedding joke that's going around?" Tania piped up suddenly. Everyone turned to look at her, eager to hear the joke. "So, there was this bride who asked her bridesmaid, 'Can I go without shoes today?' The bridesmaid was surprised and asked, 'Why would you go without shoes?' The bride giggled and said, 'Because I don't want my own steps to be too loud!'" Tania chuckled, and everyone laughed along.

I was giggling like a loon. “A corpse went to a rheumatologist, and said he was feeling rather stiff-” “That's hilarious!” I laughed. “That's not the joke-” “I love this cheese. Mmm. Cheese and crackers,” I sang, munching on the hors d'oeuvres. “Ooo! And there's brie! And crab dip-” “Do you want to hear the joke or not!” he boomed. “Eh, not really. No.”

I can never fake anything with this man and it's annoying! "Fine, she's riding with me," Adam said and Theo replied with a simple 'sure'. "You can wake up now," he said in a bored tone and I groaned, turning around wanting to face the other side but that just resulted in me falling down on the floor on my back and an amused Theo above me. "You could've caught me!" I yelled angrily and he shrugged smiling. "The last time I did that, I ended up with a baby boy," Theo answered and I stared at him for a second, did Theo just, did he just make a joke!

“Don’t you have some survival hack that can bust us out of here with a shoelace or something?” “Do you have a shoelace?” he questioned, throwing me a look of indignation. I glanced down at my feet and realized they were very bare. And not only that but everything I'd had on was gone. I was just as naked as Michael... “No,” I sighed--- and then realized I could feel my feet again. “But good news: I can now wiggle my toes!” “Do your toes by any chance possess any superpowers that can "wee-wee-wee" us all the way home?” he suddenly decided to be hilarious.

He stated his boundaries, making Cam and I laugh lightly. "Fine." "So Cam, I've got new jokes for you." "Alright, let's hear them." "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The interrupting cow." "Did you get that joke from the cartoon 'Home'?" Cam laughed. "Gee, I hoped you wouldn't know it." Rodney clapped his forehead and we all laughed.

I asked Alexander. " Yes, always. " He said looking at Hugh. " Oh come on, stop being so stiff all the time. " Hugh said and I gave Alexander a look. " What? You also think that I am stiff?" Alexander asked. " What is it that they say about a shoe that fits again?" I said and we all laughed. " Oh I see you got jokes now ." He said and gave me a serious look. " You see what I mean?"Hugh said and we all laughed. Alexander was right, I like this guy.

"What if every part of the body is big?" "Then that's even better—there’s something to hold everywhere." Her laughter grew louder, drawing the attention of other customers. And he couldn’t help but smile as he watched her. TeeCay’s happiness was surface-level. He suddenly remembered what his mom once told them: If someone laughs at simple jokes, they’re either lonely or just a kind-hearted person. So which one was TeeCay? "Oh my gosh, I didn’t hire a comedian, but that’s what I got," she said, laughing while wiping tears from her eyes.

I'll only ever be a disappointment to him. I still make my jokes though. Thats the time where I can be myself, and make people happy. I want to make people happy. I've never liked it when they're upset. Everytime Theo got upset, I'd tell him a funny story and that usually worked. I wonder if Mommy would have liked my jokes?

"Alright, fine. If you won't smile, I'll have to tell you my top-tier jokes. What do you call a fake noodle?" Elena had blinked, her stern frown flickering for a split second. "What?" "An impasta." She had stared at me in absolute, stony silence for three whole seconds. "That is terrible. That is the worst joke I've ever heard." "Okay, okay, tough crowd," I had grinned, my dark eyes sparkling with wicked delight as I stroked her cheek. "Why don't scientists trust atoms?" "Jaxx, please stop…" "Because they make up everything."