Toe Jokes Novels & Stories

I kicked the chair next to me hard enough to send it sideways. "Joking around? Then why don't you put your own names and numbers out there and sell yourselves?" I looked them dead-on, one at a time. "Cut the chatter. We're going to the dean's office. Or I'm calling the police." The air fell silent for a few seconds–then they burst out laughing. Tara lifted her chin and tossed her hair. "Even if you take it to my dad, what is he going to do, Sophie? Really?"

Collins Somehow … someway…. We got into a discussion about …. Well… toes. Not just any toes but the fourth one in particular. We’d had way too much wine. So we all began to comment on how funny the fourth toe actually was. And compared them…. Way .. way too much wine. “Mines cute” I shrugged. “Awww yours IS cute!” Emily agreed. She’s so nice. “Lauren why is yours so damn long?” Emily asked and busted out laughing.

Is that really the only compliment I gave him? "Oh, and he's less complicated as he isn't ya dad's best friend. I made a joke about how you will can Skin Daddy, and apparently, that name is reserved for Big King; you were too drunk to be talkin' about serious things, but you wouldn't stop." He shrugs like it's nothing. "This is a joke, right?" I can hope that it is. Toes laughs, his head throwing back as he does. "Fuck Robyn, ya had two guys fighting for ya and basically praised one guy all night. Big King is happy, though, but he's convinced ya might have been drunk and talking shit."

“What are you laughing at?” “Nothing.” Sydney waved her hand. “I just remembered a toad I saw on TV last night. It fell from a height and flipped over, but it couldn’t turn over because it was too fat. I laughed because it was quite funny.” “H-How dare you call me a toad?” Velma pointed at her, trembling. Sydney shrugged and said innocently, “What? I was talking about a toad, not you, Mrs. Flint. Why did you think that I was calling you a toad? Do you think you’re a toad, Mrs. Flint?”

Jeff jokes around and laughs his ass out. “Shut up,” “Shut up!” Both Seid and I yell at his not-so-funny joke.

"Okay! Okay! I will stop, but that joke of yours isn't good. Aren't there any more funny jokes?" I sat down next to Shin again. "I still have a lot of jokes," I replied. "Okay let me hear," "Here is a knock-knock joke. Knock-knock," - Me. "Who's there?" - Shin. "Tank," - Me. "Tank, who?" - Shin. "You're welcome!" Shin and I both poker-faced to that joke at the same time so I immediately drew a long line on it. "Knock! Knock!" - Me.

He laughed at my anger, teasing and giggling like an idiot. “It’s fun to see that you are not as tough as you pretend to be. You may act all tough and dangerous, but that is just pretense.” He joked, laughing like an idiot. I refused to be called a fool; I refused to laugh along with him; I just walked faster and left him behind, leaving him to laugh as much as he desired.

He stated his boundaries, making Cam and I laugh lightly. "Fine." "So Cam, I've got new jokes for you." "Alright, let's hear them." "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The interrupting cow." "Did you get that joke from the cartoon 'Home'?" Cam laughed. "Gee, I hoped you wouldn't know it." Rodney clapped his forehead and we all laughed.

Suddenly, Theobald burst into laughter as if he had heard the funniest joke in history. "Why are you laughing?" Lucas looked at Theobald indifferently. Theobald stopped laughing and looked at Lucas with disdain. "Why are you laughing?" "You're just an ant who is arrogant. How dare you ask me why I'm laughing now?" Everyone under the arena couldn't help laughing, thinking that what Lucas had said was indeed a little funny. "Do you really believe your eyes?" Lucas looked at Theobald. Theobald was stunned. He naturally didn't understand what Lucas meant.

The full beard guy said making them laugh and I even chuckled myself. The beard guy stood up, coming to his full height and he was actually very tall. "I'm Tayo señorita, at your service" he said shining his teeth at me and doing a mock bow and I smiled at him. "Eyys its okay, Mr Tiara." The cute guy teased Tayo. "Don't mind the fool" Louis said and I chuckled. These guys were so hilarious. Tayo sat back down looking at them angrily. "You guys should not be calling Tiara anyhow."