Too Fat for Love
Midriff, more like rolls of fat, "Why the hell would she be lifting her dress,"
"Can we not talk technically here, I'm just saying, if you wear it properly, you can work clothes,"
I groaned flopping back onto the bed throwing my arms up, "I am doomed," I cannot dress sexy for my life. Exhibit A, me. The only exhibit you needed.
"That's why I am your fairy godexboyfriendfakefiancee fine don't look at me like that,"