Weird Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

But I wasn't any less either. Enriched with sassy humor, wittiness, and a sharp tongue that can bite the life out of you, I once had boys lined up for me, but every one of them had left me disappointed (Just like Rudransh did!). For a year or more, it will be all good with cheesy pick-up lines, butterflies in the stomach, and little surprises here and there, but as time passes and we get closer it will turn out to be plain-ass nothing.

It is obvious why he came and it annoyed me that he will do it knowing that she is with me. “Have we met before?” I scoffed inside at his cliche pick up line. Dude a teenager can do better than this. “I don’t think so,” Kamaria said politely and turned away from the guy to speak to me, effectively dismissing him but he wouldn’t take the hint. He tapped Kamaria on the shoulder to get her attention. “Don’t be like that baby, why don’t you give me your number and we can talk more over a glance of wine, and may be something more,” he flashed her a charming grin that I am sure has gotten him into a lot of girls pants.

I can't walk away, no matter how hard I want to. Larry Johnson is the renowned Casanova of the quadruplets. He might have a girlfriend, but that doesn't stop the girls from fawning for his heart. You could blame it on his no-fuss, short brown wavy haircut, face so cute and angelic like a child's, smiles so enchanting, and mesmerizing voice. He is too good-looking for his good, and the icing on the cake is his legendary pick-up lines. He knows just what to say to get any girl, regardless of her class, age, and Pack.

I leaned back against the sticky leather sofa of the frat house, swirling the whiskey in my plastic cup. The guy was an offensive lineman with breath that smelled like cheap tequila and desperation. "You’ve been hovering over me for the past three minutes," I said, my voice flat. "And in that time, you’ve used two clichéd pick-up lines and told me how much you bench. I’m bored, Tyler. Move." “My name is not Tyler. I'm—" "Irrelevant," I finished, finally meeting his eyes with a cold, dead-eyed stare. "Go find a freshman who still thinks a letterman jacket is a personality trait. My brother’s party is loud enough without you barking in my ear."

Her question broke the tranquil silence, and I couldn't help but chuckle softly. "Yeah," I replied, my breath gently brushing against her back. "Couldn't wait to be in the presence of the amazing chef who insists on making every day special." She smiled, her shoulder shook with my small compliment, as she turned around, letting our eyes met, "You're becoming very good with your pick-up lines these days Mr., I'm very impressed."- She spoke, as she threw her arms around my shoulder, grinded slyly. "Pick up lines? I never had to use these stupid pick up lines on another since my interest were never on another woman except my woman who is staring at me with all love in her eyes."

He was a stranger, yet he looked like someone I had met before, my brain couldn’t process where we had met but this stranger felt familiar. He tilted his head towards me and said, “Why do I feel I know this scent.” He inhaled more but I tried to mask the feelings he was creating in me, his voice was alluring. “Was that one of your pick-up lines, oh please, it’s old, how old are you?” I asked avoiding his gaze while shutting my eyes tight, with my thighs pressed tightly together. He moved his eyes to my legs and murmured.

The sound of his laughter worked effectively in breaking the stare, "You couldn't be any more original? That one won't work on me!" She didn't know what he really meant and answered with a confused 'huh'. With eyes lowered to his feet and the ghost of a smile still evident on his face, he explained, "It's a very common pick up line you know." "That wasn't a pickup line! I meant genuinely!" Eira defended herself and even though she had been honest, her cheeks burnt for some unfathomable reason. Slightly annoyed, she exhaled a sharp breath and saw a frown form on Nate's face. Was he offended?

I haven't responded to him before he said, "You light my world the moment you step in." I scrunch my face in confusion. "What?" "That's a pickup line", Becky commented. I burst out laughing at Becky's comment. "A pick-up line? It sucks." I laughed some more. The guy was handsome no doubt but, what sort of pickup line is that? I asked inwardly. The first thing you say to a girl is a pick-up line? That's absurd! The guy only smiled as he stood with his broad shoulders confidently, twirling his fingers around the glass of wine in his hand.

Laughing and discussing some unimportant, mudane things. Never in her wildest dreams, did she think she can be here with Gabriel Gerald . Cuddling and laughing . "You're not even watching the movie anymore." She pointed out. "Yes. There's a much more beautiful and interesting sight before me . I want to keep watching that one ." He gently pinched her nose. "Your pick up line sucks . " She wrinkled her nose at him . "Really?? " He starts to tickle her making her laugh so hard . "Please .... " She said in between laughter.

and I think I was beginning to love him. Another special charm of his was his habit of sending me the corniest pickup line. It doesn’t matter what time of the day it is; he will always send one, and they are such a mood booster for me. It was on such an occasion that Liam found me. I was in my office, sitting on my desk, and swinging my legs as a child. He had messaged me that he got the perfect lines, and I was waiting to hear it out. "Hmm, I don’t know if I want to know what is going on here." Liam eyed me as he saw me. "What is making you all excited and giggly? That is very unlike you."