Weird Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

"I even wondered if you are a band-aid, because I scraped my knees falling for you." "..." "Anyway, are you single?" "..." "If you are, I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week's hottest single." Chocolate got tired of the man's pickup line. She bored a look at him and dropped her threat, "Get lost. I'm capable of killing you, BASTARD." The man, who planned of saying: 'Are you a vegetable? You are so cute-cumber.' But he retreated his plan because this woman in front of him isn't cute at all!

Squeezed my lungs in tightly before finally letting me go. Mate. I inhaled deeply, trying to figure out what was happening. Tried to gather my thoughts. Anxiety crawled all over my skin. He was human. Utterly and helplessly human. The man smiled broadly at me after another moment of tense silence between us. I copied the smile but it didn't reach my eyes. Not even close. "That might have been the most unique pickup line I have ever heard in my life." I mused back and scooted in my seat. Distance. I needed distance.

I sighed, "Yeah sure. Wait! No. That's cheating, you can't steal my dialogue. Make one for yourself." He thought for a few minutes, unconsciously still kicking that pebble. "How about this? We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we unite with them and fall in a mutual weirdness and call it love."

“Boring.” It wasn’t surprising that he was mocking them. The contents of these little notes were utterly unoriginal, filled with cheesy pick-up lines. Some asked directly for her contact details, while others were more detailed: “I’m the guy sitting at your seven o’clock. If you turn around, we’ll be friends.” There were even some who gave their phone numbers directly, listing their height, weight, and hobbies, and claiming they had no bad habits, no ex-girlfriends, and were as pure as a blank sheet of paper.

"Can I help you?" "Hm. You're cold. I like that actually. I'm hot. We're opposites..." "Is that supposed to mean something?" "Together, we'll be warm in bed. Cool each other off. What do you think?" Wade laughs at the cheesy pick up line and waves the knife at her. "How about I make you warm withoit actually meeting you in bed?" She frowns her face and stands up immediately. She walks to her friends and sits down. They chat about him and then she says "He's a freak."

I went inside and I was shocked that it slipped on the floor and I saw that it tried to hold my hand but in the end we both fell down. So, familiar. Has that happened to us? _ I just laughed the last thing I remember. Why do I also remember those pickup lines? Are you crazy Elyse? "Crazy! You're laughing so hard you didn't even think I was here under me now and you're still too heavy! Are you going to kill me huh ?!" He's serious, I have no intention of killing anyone. I looked at his face and only now I noticed that he was very handsome when approached.

"Honestly? I thought it would be a good pickup line. Which I now realise makes me seem weird." I laughed. It was still weird as hell but it wasn't so bad especially when he looked so embarrassed while saying it. He pulled me closer as the beat slowed down. "I like weird. Just don't do it again, it'll be pushing it." "Aye aye, captain." I laughed again. "So Alec, how do you know me?" I looked up at him, I would have remembered meeting him. I think. He looked down at me and his hand left my waist to cup my cheek.

“What about this? I will try not to sneak into your room at night and suffocate you with your own stinking socks?” I sneered at him, clenching my fists. Leaning his head back, he busted out laughing, and I began to think he was missing some vital component in that empty head of his. Or is his mind just drifting? “Oh, I don’t know. I think that sounds interesting; I'd like you to try that!” My jaw almost hit the floor, and the burn in my cheeks spread like wildfire when I caught up. Quickly, I shut my mouth and glared at him. What the hell is wrong with this guy? Cheesy pick-up lines? Now? He definitely needs new antennas!

I respond furiously. “I do apologize for everything. Therefore, I want to make it up to you.” Alexander replies. “You can make up for paying for the damages.” I started to get annoyed. “Fine, but you will regret not taking my offer.” “This is not the way to get a girl’s attention. This is the most horrible pickup line anyone has ever tried with me.” Oh, gosh. Why did I say that? There was a moment of silence. Then Alexander spoke. “Please just agree to get a coffee with me tomorrow?” He says with sincerity in his voice.

“I would call this ‘a bouquet as beautiful as you’ but that would be a lie. This is just a formality. No flower can hold a candle to your beauty.” Nana bit back a smile while I facepalmed. Really, Curtis? Isn’t it enough that all the young women’s hearts are beating for you? Now you want to charm my Nana too? The strangest part was that the cheesy pick-up line was working some of its magic.