Weird Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

I said through my giggles, and he grinned back at me. Adam was so much cooler than Nathaniel. I wished I could be with him, but I just couldn't, Nathaniel was making everything so difficult, and I couldn't even be with the person I really liked. "What's so funny?" Mia asked, interrupting my thoughts. "Adam's got these super cringe-worthy pickup lines he likes to use on girls," I explained. "I don't use them to actually pick up girls, I just say them to make them laugh," Hoseok chimed in, giving me a playful shove.

he said, a smile spreading across his face. I had to keep myself from laughing. “My night is already pretty great,” I lied, taking another sip of the beer. “I doubt you can top it.” “You know…” he said, there was more humor in his tone. “It’s dangerous for a pretty thing like you to be wandering around alone.” I had to bite my lip to keep from bursting into laughter. That was his pickup line? Seriously? “I’m not so delicate,” I told him. “Why don’t you prove it,” he said, pushing another beer in my direction.

His grin widened, all easy charm and relief that I was talking to him. “You remember that?” “How could I forget? It was the single worst, most cocky, most ridiculous pick-up line I’d ever heard.” I shook my head, still laughing. “I almost poured my drink on you.” “But you didn’t,” he pointed out, flagging down the bartender and pointing to my glass for a refill. We both laughed now, the tension from earlier in the office momentarily forgotten in the shared stupid memory. The laughter faded into a comfortable silence and I swirled the whiskey in my glass.

he smiled, “I have missed you. Surprised to hear me say that right?” Indeed I was surprised, but I’m not letting him know that, “why would I be surprised? It’s the normal pick up line for guys like you.” “Guys like me, you use that a lot and there are no guys like me. Maybe when you stop comparing me to other guys, you will come to know how cool I can be.” “I don’t want to know how cool you can be, in fact, I don’t even want to know you at all.” “But that’s not possible, pigeon, in case you have forgotten, I am your genie and I am meant to be wherever you are. It’s the natural law for genies,” he winked.

" I am sorry, once again." "It's fine." I replied. "Can I have your number to check up on you?" He asked, and I smiled inwardly. Such a poor pick up line. Many of these guys didn't know how to deliver smooth lines. I smiled politely, " I'm fine, thanks for trying to check up on me." I replied, and walked away quietly.

“If a guy tries one of those cringy pickup lines, we all freeze and go: ‘You can see us?’ like we’re ghosts. Then we ran towards him with crazy laughter.” I wiggled my eyebrows at them with all the enthusiasm of a sleep-deprived squirrel. Kate looked over her shoulder at me, laughing. “Where do you get these crazy inspirations from?” “From one crazy chick on I***a.gram reels,” I said honestly. “She’s a gift from the chaotic gods.” I don't want to take credit for something that isn't my own creation. “I’ve used a bunch of her stuff. Works like a charm – guys run off like scared weasels. Which, obviously, is the goal.”

he smiled, “I have missed you. Surprised to hear me say that right?” Indeed I was surprised, but I’m not letting him know that, “why would I be surprised? It’s the normal pick up line for guys like you.” “Guys like me, you use that a lot and there are no guys like me. Maybe when you stop comparing me to other guys, you will come to know how cool I can be.” “I don’t want to know how cool you can be, in fact, I don’t even want to know you at all.” “But that’s not possible, pigeon, in case you have forgotten, I am your genie and I am meant to be wherever you are. It’s the natural law for genies,” he winked.

"He's a shy guy. But I seriously want to have it for myself." Angel turned around. Looked at him. Her face was blank. "He's your brother," I said. "Yes. You're right." He nodded. "We know that blood is thicker than water. But I'm so sure it's not thicker than that thick ass of yours." The guys behind him on the line started shouting. Whistling. Hailing him like he just said something genius. Some of them were laughing. Some were clapping. I felt my face get warm. It was a stupid pickup line. Really stupid. But something about it made me blush. Maybe because no one has ever said anything like that to me before. Maybe because for the first time, someone was complimenting my body instead of mak

"Not without a kiss" "Have you gone mad?" "Yes, in your love" "Ha, ha, ha... Very funny! It is a very cheezy and old line. Try something new" "I don't know anything. I want a kiss otherwise I won't cut the call" "It's ok then I would disconnect"

‘Huh? Alex – ‘I am working on my pick-up lines. How is this?’ ‘Pathetic.’ I replied honestly. The swift topic change didn’t go unnoticed by me. ‘How about this – Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.’ I couldn’t help but let out a small laugh at reading it. A billionaire working on pickup lines? Just wave some dollars in front of her and she’ll be all yours. ‘You can do better. Why working on it though? For Diana?’