Weird Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

he smiled, “I have missed you. Surprised to hear me say that right?” Indeed I was surprised, but I’m not letting him know that, “why would I be surprised? It’s the normal pick up line for guys like you.” “Guys like me, you use that a lot and there are no guys like me. Maybe when you stop comparing me to other guys, you will come to know how cool I can be.” “I don’t want to know how cool you can be, in fact, I don’t even want to know you at all.” “But that’s not possible, pigeon, in case you have forgotten, I am your genie and I am meant to be wherever you are. It’s the natural law for genies,” he winked.

My laughter filled the air of the restaurant. “All right, let’s hear your best pickup line. Impress me with your smooth-talking skills.” I told him as he grinned, his eyes gleaming with determination. “All right, here goes.” He spoke before clearing his voice and looking at me with puppy eyes. “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.” I burst into laughter, my hand covering my mouth to stifle the sound. “Oh God, that was cheesy! But I have to admit, it did bring a smile to my face.” I laughed as Caleb bowed his head in mock defeat.

Let's see what he has to say for himself, I just smiled at him. “What is a hot girl like you sitting all by yourself?” He said. I wanted to vomit, really does that line actually work? “What's right into the pickup line? Never thought of saying Hello first. That might have worked, you know.” I said, sounding a smartass. “Really? Would you take a do-over?” He said, sounding so eager.

He leered at Stella. “Excuse me?” Stella asked. “I was just wondering if it hurt when you fell from heaven. Because you, sweetheart, are an angel.” Stella and I looked at each other. He was so serious! We burst out laughing. “That’s the worst pick up line I’ve ever heard,” Stella said, as we made our way around the man. We both just wanted to drink and have fun, but we got hit on three more times before we even made it to the bar.

Typical pick up lines too. "Sorry, I don't need company." I told him straight up, frowning at him. My mood had already been messed up, the drink tasting sour in my mouth. "Come on! We all need company, pretty." He tried to touch my hair but I held his hand mid air, eyeing him in disgust "Excuse you? Don't you know what privacy is?" I flung his hand to his side. I was done. "A night with me won't hurt. Name your price." His rough palm gripped my forearm, stopping me. "I'd fire your little cunt real good."

"Not without a kiss" "Have you gone mad?" "Yes, in your love" "Ha, ha, ha... Very funny! It is a very cheezy and old line. Try something new" "I don't know anything. I want a kiss otherwise I won't cut the call" "It's ok then I would disconnect"

Her profile picture usually attracted unwanted attention. It was her in a skin tight yellow gown, shoulder cut. Her hair loosened and treated to show those beautiful curls she loved, the camera lighting made the lip gloss she applied on her lips to glow. She looked breathtaking in that picture. Finally deciding to open the message, Janet tapped on it, watching as the message filled her entire screen. XXX XXXX XXXX : I don't really want to disturb you, but, what's phase transition? Huh? The heck? That was a pick up line she had never seen before, was he a geek trying to pick her up or what? Janet scoffed at the message, eyeing it in confusion.

But, it’s better to have company than be alone tonight. Instead, she nodded. “Go ahead.” The stranger then smiled and sat beside her, eyeing her with a hungry stare. He surely has his looks, but he’s obviously a womanizer. But, it’s better to have company than be alone tonight. The man then cleared his throat and offered his hand, “I’m Ian, by the way.” “I’m Maria.” She lied, not wanting to reveal her identity. “What a beautiful name for a beautiful woman like you.” She grimaced at that, hearing that overused line for a million times now. Can’t they be creative and think of another pickup line? Men really have the same brain cells.

‘Huh? Alex – ‘I am working on my pick-up lines. How is this?’ ‘Pathetic.’ I replied honestly. The swift topic change didn’t go unnoticed by me. ‘How about this – Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.’ I couldn’t help but let out a small laugh at reading it. A billionaire working on pickup lines? Just wave some dollars in front of her and she’ll be all yours. ‘You can do better. Why working on it though? For Diana?’

“Oh my God, that sounds like one of the cheesiest pick-up lines ever.” “I have a better one. Want to hear it?” “Sure.” “That dress looks very becoming on you. And if I were that dress, I’d be coming, too.” I actually burst out laughing in the middle of the sidewalk. “Oh my GOD.” “Huh? Huh?” “I don’t know if you’re going to be able to wait until the hotel room.” “Ohhhhh, I SO like the way you’re thinking.” “That was an observation, NOT an invitation!”