Weird Random Things 소설 & 이야기

Maybe it was another result of being stabbed with a dark magic needle by Elijah’s psychotic father. But when Celeste’s water bottle started levitating during breakfast and then exploded in her face right as I walked by, we decided maybe the universe was hinting that it wasn’t just mere coincidence or sleep deprivation. “Okay, so,” Celeste says now, sitting cross-legged on her bed, dripping water down her uniform and looking personally offended. “You’re clearly not okay.” “Not just not okay… Hails, I don’t think I know of a single wolf-person able to do weird stuff like you,” Nate quips.

How was I so stupid not to notice these little things? Something weird is going on around here and I’m gonna find out exactly what it is.

"Achievements? Oh, I've played every single dating sim on the market! Full completion, all perfect harem endings, literally thousands of them. I gave every sad little pixel boyfriend a loving home. As for skills, my memory is insane. I can list every love interest's quirks, their birthdays backward, and all their famous lines!" Verda looked horrified. "Horror games are really going downhill. We've got a romance gamer with us? It's seriously pathetic." "You do realize the monsters here aren't just guys, right? All your little pick-me tricks won't work." I rubbed my cheek and smiled shyly. "Actually… I've also unlocked a couple of dozen super hard lesbian routes." Everyone froze. Not just the

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Alright, here’s 600 words of completely random, chaotic-yet-readable stuff: --- Have you ever thought about how bizarre it is that bananas are technically berries, but strawberries aren’t? Whoever came up with fruit classification was either a genius or someone with too much time on their hands. Imagine sitting in a botanical conference: “Yes, folks, tomatoes are fruits, cucumbers are fruits, but that thing called a strawberry? Nope, not a berry. Carry on.” It feels like nature is playing an inside joke and we’re just pretending to get it.

Something was wrong. More wrong than usual.

Wrong if that is even a thing. The end.

I stood up, said my goodnight and left for my room. On entering the room, I closed the door and went straight to my bed. I laid down to sleep but couldn't get my mind off the news. It has to be natural, why should a disaster be unnatural? "Could it be that there are supernatural beings who cause disasters just like I've always heard and read about in stories? No, it can't be. Those are just fictions...they are not real. How can they exist? In what form?" All these questions streamed through my mind. I was confused and worried. This so called disaster is claiming a lot of lives.

Life is so confusing. ***

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