Weird Sayings Novels & Stories

Lewis Woodley. He woke up furious. He was feeling what Elsie was used to feeling every morning she woke up all alone on a six by six bed, lonely, sad, angry and regretting. In Swahili they say: mkuki Kwa nguruwe mtamu Kwa na binadamu mchungu. Do unto others what you'd want them to do unto you. Whoever said that should have made a billboard out of it_ spearing a pig for sport is so fun until the same spear pierces the human, it's very painful. There is always no fun in getting others do what we do to them, especially when it’s mean.

Without looking at me "You're probably nine or eleven max" "Still old enough" "Do you always speak and think this way? " "Yes" "And you're not avoided or called weird by your friends?" "I don't have friends" "You see. Because you're weird" "Because I'm smarter than them all" I chuckle and take little grass from him to feed the animal "Are you sure or that's what you think?" "Both." "Stop talking that way" "No" "You won't have friends"

, Sophia said "How?", I asked "I don't understand what you girls are saying", I added "All of the people were screaming when one of them saw us, and they were saying something similar to another," Cynthia said "And what is that?" I asked "They kept saying THERE GOES THE MAN WITH HIS MOUTH FULL OF BLOOD!!!," Sophia said, "it's said that they usually say that the moment they see anyone"she added. "And I've even heard some people say that it's your grandad....."Zoe said

I said off the top of my head as i ran my fingers under the tap. “Well there’s this w******p broad—” “Not the w******p broadcasts” I added and we both shared a laugh on how ridiculous those can be. About the fruits that have been injected something poisonous or the supposed demonic cartoons for the kids. And even how the covid vaccines were an elaborate plan to reduce population.

Amelia chuckled, “I find you weird.” Pete was puzzled, “Why?” He knew most people refer to him as weird behind his back becasue he was obviously too calm and you can barely get a reaction out of him but hearing someone say it up close still felt all shades of wrong so hje was surprised. Not like being labeklled weird is a wrong term but he really wnated to know what made her classify him as that.

Once again, he ironizes another superstition from their land. “Here you come again... with these ideas...” the unfortunate man gets upset. Making fun of him, “I’m looking for the answers, you idiot… Isn’t that what you want?” gives a sarcastic smile. “Yes, but I already believe that you are not the right person for this... I believe that wisdom cannot be found in a storehouse of nonsense, except by accident”, he tries to reject it. “If you don’t believe her bad choices… You answer me then, did she “post a love letter on Valentine’s Day”?” upsets his brother with irony. Insisting on attributing the accidents to bad luck, based on yet another belief from the country where they were born.

I asked Bryan, taking a seat behind him. That never happens. " Weird indeed. Seems like he had a run in with his wife this morning", he joked and laughed about it. I laughed too, but not as much as I would have if I had not been married to Hazel. There was an African saying that when a bag of bones is mentioned, an old woman would not join the skit - literally, she is a bag of bones; except for exceptionally obese ones which on the contrary isn't so good considering the possibilities of heart diseases and heart failures: but that was by the way.

I said lazy. Come on, isn't there a more sensible saying for times like this? "It's a joke, idiot!" she snapped. This is just funny. I burst out laughing, seeing Violet's face scrunched up in annoyance. Our senses of humor are so different, it's weird considering we've been good friends until now.

I happily answered. Shin suddenly choked, so he drank the water. “Are you all right? Why did you suddenly get choked?” “I'm fine.” “Maybe the students who were waiting outside our classroom were talking about you earlier. Talking about how playboy you are.” I laughed when I said that. “Tch. How did you know I was being talked about?” “Don't you know the saying of the elders? When you are suddenly strangled, someone is talking about you?” “You are just inventing a story. I didn't know there was such a saying like that.”