Weird Sayings Novels & Stories

Then the little creature leans in and talks to me, "You are weird." "And what makes you say that," I ask the little boy. "Well, you look very old." "A two-hundred-seventy-nine years, that my little friend is not even nearly old." "Well, if you are that old, why do you not have wrinkles?" "I carry my years well." He seems to study me a bit more with intent and comes to a rather surprising conclusion." "I know why you are weird." "And why would that be?" "You did not eat your vegetables, so you never grew up."

"Have a nice day." The room erupts into a river of murmurs as I walk out of the room, with my keen sense of hearing I could easy make out the words. "Am I dreaming. " The first voice says. "Can someone please pinch me." "Don't you think its a bit weird." Another voice adds. "Nope, its all weird." Weird..... You see little one. What I do for you. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥• Pari's Pov(continuation.)

It was so crazy. “Stop saying weird things.” I admonished. I took the books from him, and placed it on the shelf. “Those books mean a lot to me. I love books, and refer to them as my baby.” “So, when you have a baby, you will refer to them as books?” He asked softly. ‘What an idiot!’ I said under my breath. “Ugh! Who does that? How will I call my baby’s name, book? When I’m not mad. Please, stop saying weird things. It’s not funny. I hope you know this.”

I agreed and Jennifer began to attempt to tell me, stuttering through the sentences, that just once , she wanted to make love to a beautiful woman. "Do you think I'm weird ?", she asked. "No Jen, from what I hear, its very common these days."", I replied.

"Then stop saying weird and nonsense things." "Weird and nonsense? Yeah, right. If honesty also means weird and nonsense, then yes, I am saying weird and nonsense things." Caesar did not reply and started reading again, so I continued talking. "You don't have to be shy about it, okay? We are not kids anymore. We are sixteen already. We are teens, and it's normal to have our own crushes. There's nothing weird about it. If we would talk about weirdness, then what you did—running away suddenly—that thing is what weird is." "Stop making things up."

I rolled my eyes at her. "Why are you always so negative?". Lilly asked. "Nah, I'm not, I'm just being truthful. Bad things always happens to those who are too expectant of good things. It's an old saying ". She said shrugged and I rolled my eyes at her. Since when did she start caring about boring idioms and proverbs? "There's no such saying as that you're just being so negative ". Lilly argued. "Guys stop arguing besides everything will be made clearer at our eighteenth birthday ". I said before it turned into a fight.

and saying Everyone was in dismay… “Ha! What is this again?" “Where was she all these while?" “What’s going on ?" "What does she have to say?" "Why now?" They looked at one another and kept asking so many why’s… A lady said seating beside her friend who was exhausted said, “It’s obvious we won't be leaving here anytime soon.” “I am tired…” She screamed. Her friend replied, “I feel the same way…” “What baffles me more is that, Anytime Oswald was about to give his verdict, that is when something like this happens…”

Except for Andy, his is pretty darn mad. “You . . .weir. . . .” I try telling them they are weird, but it comes out slurred and unintelligible. A moment later I fade into nothingness.

Isa akong weirdo! I looked at him in disbelief as if the was the most crappiest thing I heard in my whole life. Ako pa talaga ang weirdo? Sino kaya ang tumawa na parang wala ng bukas? Nahiya naman ako sa pag-baliw mo pre. "Excuseee meeee?" naiinsulto kong tanong sabay taas ng kilay. "You're weird for a lady." he said, and just shrugged it off like was nothing.

One who is truly fool and ignorant wont have that kind of courage to speak such big things. “You sound so boastful” “But I am just speaking the truth, nothing less than what is the fact” He may sound like that annoying kid who have everything you are wishing of but havig a kind of personality that is less than what any normal goo people would have but why do I feel like this person I am talkking to isn't as annoying as those others in my age? How weird