Weird Things To Say Novels & Stories

"I'm just saying that it must be nice to have something different than just having sex with a single person in life.” Mareen hissed on my back, and I turned around in time to see her making a face. "Don't you already find it disgusting to have sex with one person? I entered a website last night, by accident, of course, and saw some things so... strange.” "Why do you think it's disgusting? "Amanda wanted to know, curling a lock of her heavy brown hair around her fingers. "Isn't it obvious? “She wrinkled her nose. "This thing of rubbing, licking, hardening... That's weird, guys.”

“What the hell was that for?" “For being a fucking idiot. Sterile or not, you are going to live your best life. You would find a nice sexy lady, get married to her, go on unnecessary luxurious vacations, and adopt little innocent children. You will not waste your years away because of a stupid condition. Your dick still works perfectly well, use it."

“If I had anything shortcoming, then being lazy will be the last thing on that list.” “I don’t know if it’s the last one or not, but I’m sure being perverted is the first on your list.” “Nonsense! You are the pervert! You even squeezed your body in front of me— who just transferred here today!” “But don’t boys like this kind of stuff?” “I already said I’m not into weird stuff! And those only apply to boys! I’m a man!” “Eh… Only idiots say that to themselves. When the time comes, will you actually able to resist? Don’t look too highly upon yourself.”

Alyssa suddenly called me back to earth, "Why are you so quiet, today?" "Oh, I'm just thinking," I replied. "About?" "Nothing." "Something, I know," she said. "Well, just some weird stuff," I said before I could stop myself. "I like weird stuff," Cammie insisted with her curious eyes looking at me. I shouldn't have blurted it in front of them, because what has drilled into every genius's head is a curiosity that could kill a cat. But maybe I could take my chances with them. "Well, do you believe that there are... other humanoid creatures besides humans?" I tried to make my question sound as normal as I could manage.

I said off the top of my head as i ran my fingers under the tap. “Well there’s this w******p broad—” “Not the w******p broadcasts” I added and we both shared a laugh on how ridiculous those can be. About the fruits that have been injected something poisonous or the supposed demonic cartoons for the kids. And even how the covid vaccines were an elaborate plan to reduce population.

What to say, what to say. How about, So, um, hi, Lance. Long time. Yeah, I totally went AWOL on you guys to pursue a frivolous career far, far, far away. But I'm back to tell you, there's something out there that's way scarier than vampires and werewolves. Yeah... And what’s worse is I think I imprinted on it! Ugh! That is so not going to work! I roll my eyes at my ineptitude and drag my mist-tipped gloves across my warm face. Why the hell am I wearing this? It's not like I'm freezing!

"No way, I will fucking throw that up." Derrick closed his eyes before laughing out loud. "Oh, my goodness, darling! I still can’t get myself to believe that you said those words. Somehow, it sounds extremely weird and bad to my ears." He leaned on her and joked, "Be careful; I might need to take you down there, in my kingdom, if you continue to speak those bad words." "Really?" She sounded excited about it. "Would it actually? Does it come across as an evil thought or deed whenever I say those words? I mean, do you hear me?"

“Ever since before, I kept on hearing the same words. ‘You are pretty’, ‘You are gorgeous,’ ‘You look so great.’ Do you have any unique words to say other than that? Because it became repetitive and it is not fun anymore.” His widened gray eyes stared at me, gawking me for seconds before they went back to their original shape. Then, Cassius replied, “Do you want to hear unique words like those in the book?” No. I don’t need any of that. But I think we are getting to get out of the awkward phase if our conversation continue just like this. “All women wanted that. So you should try. Like saying: ‘You are the sunshine in the night.’” I could see the frown on his forehead. He probably hated thes

My uncle was silent for a moment. The kitchen fell silent. Only the sound of the wall clock and the wind from outside could be heard softly. Then, finally, he said softly, "Not all strange things are bad." "I'm not saying this is bad." "Then?" I stared at him for a few seconds, "This is scary."

I peeled the pillow back just enough to squint at the screen. Harmony: I’ve been waiting forever. tell me everything. Me: nothing happened. we just talked. Harmony: Liar. You look like you’ve seen a ghost. Spill. Me: he’s just... weird. Harmony: What kind of weird? Weird ugly or weird hot? Me: weird emotionally repressed forest cryptid. The dots appeared immediately. She was definitely ignoring a lecture right now. Harmony: oh no. Harmony: That’s the worst kind. That’s how you end up living in a cabin and wearing nothing but flannel.