Weird Things To Say Novels & Stories

"I am sorry; I didn't mean to call you uh-bitch. It just kind of, sort of came out and-" He laughed, his eyes crinkling with amusement. "It's okay. In fact even I can use it. Many people call me weird too." We are all a little weird in our own little weird way. That's what makes us different. I sighed, "Yeah sure. Wait! No. That's cheating, you can't steal my dialogue. Make one for yourself."

"Do you know any of them?" "Honestly, no," he let out a short laugh. "Well you should, they're great," I replied. "Alright, I’ll believe you," he said again. There was an awkward silence again as I ran out of things to say. I was uncomfortable with this silence and I was desperate to make the situation better. Okay, what do I say now? Uh... Make small talk! It's not that hard! Come on, say something, or he'll think that you're some kind of anti-social weirdo. Talk about the weather!

I can't even keep up with your facial expressions. "Who's weird? " Heidi asked. Unknowingly, Ada has blurted the 'you are weird, you know that right? ' part. She was visibly shocked, 'I was talking to myself, is that now so hard to do?' "Uhm...you! You, of course, see the look on your face, you're smitten. " "hey, Ada. You're going overboard. " "you dare refute it? Do you dare say it's not true? Of course not, it's written all over your face. "

"So are you saying you have some weird fantasies?" "Umm... yeah, and I'm not obsessed with them or anything... it's some very weird stuff I've never acted out, things I've never even thought about acting out... I really didn't think I ever would, and that's been okay! I don't think a relationship is only about sex anyway, or people have to like all the same things, but..."

**** Pollen and I laughed over silly jokes, of all the things we talked about nothing excited me like how she would always lean forward to whisper something’s to me like they were secrets only the two of us were meant to know. "I mean, have you ever noticed how some words just sound wrong when you say them out loud? Like 'Chthonic ' or ‘Cacophony'?" She asked with a face that flustered face that indicated she had laughed a lot. I chuckled, nodding in agreement. "Totally! And don't even get me started on 'phlegm'." Pollen giggled. "Right? It's like our brains are tricking us or something" “Yea” I nodded and took a sip of my champagne.

“Not maybe. Definitely.” I took a slow sip of wine. “You say that like you’ve been right about everything.” “I usually am.” “You’re insufferable.” “And you love me.” I smiled slightly. “Unfortunately.” She grinned. Then her expression shifted, just slightly. More curious. Less playful. “So,” she said, drawing the word out. “Are we going to talk about it?” My stomach tightened.“Talk about what?” “You. Being weird.” “I’m not being weird.” “You are.”

“What?” "Bikes are unsafe. Do you know the number of people who have been killed in the past month? And not to talk about the extra weight carrying one more person…" “Nerd, then?” he grinned. “Where are your glasses?” “Why does everyone assume all nerds wear glasses?” I asked exasperatedly, my hands in the air. “Because they do,” he responded, unfazed. “You know what? I have an idea.” He crossed the space back to me. "I need an unwinding, and I think you are a fun person to be with. So, how about we go to the festival tonight?"

If he is stuck in this close situation of locking eyes with the person he hated, or probably not? “If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo, never let them go.” ----- Anonymous -----

She said and the couple laughed it off, claiming that they understand "Mom, can we leave please?" Max spoke up in his deep sexy voice that was laced with annoy Immediately they left, "Olivia, how could you greet elders like that?" her mother a What worries them was how they could tell that Max was pi "I didn't come here to be greeting people. Moreover, I did say 'hi' to them." She said nonchala .. Immediately Max and his family settled down on their seat, "she's so beautiful." Emily sai "But was deprived of a brain. Grow up well, dear." Max rep

Seemingly overnight, I received a ton of private messages on one of my social media platforms. They were all from strangers who called me an ingrate and claimed I was a fool—a love-addled fool who didn't know what was good for me. Their insults left me feeling outraged and indignant. Amid my confusion, I saw a video Natasha posted. It turned out that she had been posting videos about me online, claiming I was her love-addled brain dorm mate who dedicated my entire life to my boyfriend.