Weird Things To Say Novels & Stories

"You’re one hell of an unusual girl!" "In other words… an idiot?"

She said with a pout. "And right now, Everyone is maikg out." She said. "What!" You aren't supposed to say that word. "I know, but I that's what they're doing." "Mum's birthday l busy with her baby dad and Aunty Glamour is busy sucking Uncle Orion's dick." "This is sick." I said staring at her as he gavea small laugh. "I know I'm weird, it's just that I read a lot." She said. "Well, for your age, that's a no for me." I said, my voice falling as I felt bad.

"Do you know any of them?" "Honestly, no," he let out a short laugh. "Well you should, they're great," I replied. "Alright, I’ll believe you," he said again. There was an awkward silence again as I ran out of things to say. I was uncomfortable with this silence and I was desperate to make the situation better. Okay, what do I say now? Uh... Make small talk! It's not that hard! Come on, say something, or he'll think that you're some kind of anti-social weirdo. Talk about the weather!

“Would it be too surreal for you if I offered you a cup of tea? Or coffee. Or I have hot chocolate, if you prefer.” “Too much for me? You’re not weirded out?” Aiden asks, and there’s still an uneasy tension to him, one that makes me want to smooth the creases out from between his eyes and tuck something warm into his hands. “Aiden, you met Bellmouth, and he’s not the end of everything strange in my life. My weirdness meter maxed out then broke years ago. Are you weirded out?"

I can't even keep up with your facial expressions. "Who's weird? " Heidi asked. Unknowingly, Ada has blurted the 'you are weird, you know that right? ' part. She was visibly shocked, 'I was talking to myself, is that now so hard to do?' "Uhm...you! You, of course, see the look on your face, you're smitten. " "hey, Ada. You're going overboard. " "you dare refute it? Do you dare say it's not true? Of course not, it's written all over your face. "

"So are you saying you have some weird fantasies?" "Umm... yeah, and I'm not obsessed with them or anything... it's some very weird stuff I've never acted out, things I've never even thought about acting out... I really didn't think I ever would, and that's been okay! I don't think a relationship is only about sex anyway, or people have to like all the same things, but..."

“Not maybe. Definitely.” I took a slow sip of wine. “You say that like you’ve been right about everything.” “I usually am.” “You’re insufferable.” “And you love me.” I smiled slightly. “Unfortunately.” She grinned. Then her expression shifted, just slightly. More curious. Less playful. “So,” she said, drawing the word out. “Are we going to talk about it?” My stomach tightened.“Talk about what?” “You. Being weird.” “I’m not being weird.” “You are.”

“What?” "Bikes are unsafe. Do you know the number of people who have been killed in the past month? And not to talk about the extra weight carrying one more person…" “Nerd, then?” he grinned. “Where are your glasses?” “Why does everyone assume all nerds wear glasses?” I asked exasperatedly, my hands in the air. “Because they do,” he responded, unfazed. “You know what? I have an idea.” He crossed the space back to me. "I need an unwinding, and I think you are a fun person to be with. So, how about we go to the festival tonight?"

She said and the couple laughed it off, claiming that they understand "Mom, can we leave please?" Max spoke up in his deep sexy voice that was laced with annoy Immediately they left, "Olivia, how could you greet elders like that?" her mother a What worries them was how they could tell that Max was pi "I didn't come here to be greeting people. Moreover, I did say 'hi' to them." She said nonchala .. Immediately Max and his family settled down on their seat, "she's so beautiful." Emily sai "But was deprived of a brain. Grow up well, dear." Max rep

Say it, say it! "Don't eat the brownies." Wimp.