Weird Things To Say Novels & Stories

'Why am I surrounded by weird people?' Madison asked herself. Weirdly enough, all the people she called weird is those who she finds either interesting or stupid. Who did good stupidity towards her. She thought Jordan is weird for accepting her despite of learning the fact that she's pregnant with Gavin's child. And the fact that Jordan promised to take care of her without expecting something in return is super weird for her. If somebody heard her calling Jordan weird, they might confuse the word weird to have the same definition of kind.

she said with a small laugh and I mentally rolled my eyes at her audacity to outrightly call me mad. "I hope you don't take offence to what I just said because I didn't mean it maliciously at all and I only said it because I'm worried about you. Being weird isn’t something I’d consider a good thing and you may not know this since you don't remember but, you sometimes act like a normal person which is your usual self and then sometimes you just completely act...," she was saying but I interjected.

"I learned from the absolute best." "God forbid!" I shot back instantly, knocking on the wooden frame of my desk three times for good measure. The old superstition felt necessary, as if words alone could manifest reality, as if saying something out loud could make it true. "Don't you ever say that. Don't even joke about it. We're nothing like her, Heather. Nothing."

"Well, that was an interesting morning." -------------------------------------------------------------- A/N Hey guysss Since there was no joke in the beginning let's do one now! Some people cause happiness wherever they go... Others cause happiness whenever they go. Ok maybe that one wasn't that good haha Anyways HAVE A FLIPPIN GREAT DAY MWAH :)))

Did I mistakenly say those things out? “Did I say that... out loud?” “No, you said it through the mind link” “The mind link... okay, that’s another weird word. I really did have a fun time with you, but I need to go to work now and I would love it if you just let me go”, that was a lie, I wasn't planning on going to work today, what I really want to do was run away, anywhere far away from the weirdo and maybe straight to the police.

One after another, why did everyone have to speak in ways that left others so confused? “If you have something to say, just say it. There’s no need to apologize to me. We’re equals.”

"What are those things??? I never heard of that before. Is that some kind of special drink?" "Errr... Never mind... I was just speaking without thinking. I also don't know what I'm saying. HEHE" Audrey thought of this weirdest excuse instantly after she realized that she just said modern terms that most probably did not exist in this world. She chuckled awkwardly as she mentally slaps her small but terrible mouth.

Like, what even is that? I guess that's just my brain's way of saying, "Hey, Lily, you're a weirdo, and this is a weird idea, but go with it!" So, I'm going with it. Wish me luck......or a straightjacket. But I don't need luck, nor am i a weirdo because this all curiosity and been curious is normal.

I had no idea how he managed to produce that much noise despite being a kid. "After the meal, you two have to go for a movie!" Luther chirped happily. He seemed even more excited than me. "In fact, you gotta go for a horror movie! Kyrie will go, 'Oh, Mr. Skyworth! I'm so scared!'" Luther spoke the dialog in a high-pitched voice while pretending to dive into my arms. Where the hell did this brother of mine pick up these weird skills? Sometimes, I had a feeling that Luther wasn't a ten-year-old at all. How was it that he was so knowledgeable about these things?

he muttered, almost to himself. The word should’ve stung. It didn’t. The way he said it wasn’t cruel it was bemused, almost fond. Like he was turning the idea over in his head, trying to decide whether weird was a dealbreaker or something he could live with. Like maybe, just maybe, he was trying to figure me out too. I decided to push back. Humor was my only reliable weapon in situations like this. “Weird is just another word for interesting,” I said, forcing a grin I didn’t feel. “You’re welcome.”