Novel & Cerita Weird Things To Say

I heard my mother giggle, "It's not every day I manage to get one out of you." Running a hand down my face, I mumbled, "I live with a bunch of weirdos."

"We all know you're weird but that's just taking it to a whole new level dude." Kai shrugged, "I'm not high, what I'm saying is," he said taking a sip from his bottle, "we all need to learn to live in the moment. Carpe diem the hell out of life." The three of us looked at each other than at Kai before bursting into laughter at his new found weirdness. "Okay dude, whatever you say." Kai shrugged, "your loss. Don't come crawling to me when you're all old and wrinkly and didn't live your life to the fullest," he said.

I couldn't hold myself, and I let my stupid mouth run. "I am giving up on you!" I replied. I watched his face pale and confusion etched on his face. "Did I do something?" He asked, unsure of what I had just said. "No. It's this thing that I do where I randomly blurt out lyrics. So when you said 'say something', it reminded me of that song by a great big world." I quickly add. His relaxes a little. "Ohh. My heart jumped a little when you said that to me." He said, chuckling a bit. I knew I shouldn't have done that, why did I have to ruin everything with my weird antics.

weird guy : I seen so many people like you me : I too seen so many people but never seen such a weird person like you weird guy : whom you called weird do you know who iam me : if you only don't know about yourself how can I know about you so sad I pity you weird guy : I hate people like you me : do you think I love you weird guy : who knows me : may be in your dreams I will become nun instead of loving someone like you weird guy : very great I may love a monkey better than loving someone like you me : yeah it's right only monkey can handle your weird behaviour you both will be made for eachother weird guy : you are such a arrogant the one unlucky fellow who will marry you will elope with hi

I quickly leave ______ High school a place for the weird and unweird, funny thing is I'm the weirdest here, I only got one friend and that happens to be my bestie, and I love her so much, but sometimes I feel if she gets to know the real me that she'd think am a freak and leave or she'll tell the authorities or even if she happens to accept me, I'd feel like her pet cause come on am practically an animal, my thought gets interrupted by a loud horn

"I'm Kernan..... erm.. I mean Keenan. my name is Keenan. " "I'm Nivea but you can call me Ni for short." she said as she blushed. She's so perfect. All the way from her flowing curly brown hair all the way down her curvy body. I wonder if she's a smart as she looks. We ended up talking for hours on end and kept buying her drinks that she slowly sipped on. I found out her favorite things: Favorite pass time: watching movies on N*****x. Favorite food: Spaghetti and meatballs

The guy replied, and I cringed. "Never to mind, marriages like yours are quite popular here. There is all kind, Two males to a female, three males to a female, four males to a female and the other way around," The guy said, and it seemed like the guy was trying to sell a commodity. I was silent because if I said anything, that would give him the cue to speak, and my ears were already full. "Mommy, where are we going," Debrah asked, and I turned to look at my children at the last seat and smiled.

"Do you have better ideas?" “Yes, I do have ideas. You can blurt homo deus, or you can call me sweetie. Maybe you can say black lace because that sounds sexy. Or bring up coding because that rids my mind of all dirty thoughts.” He came up with a multitude of ideas. "Or maybe you can just say what you said." “You’re weird, Cass.” I shook my head. "You had to come up with that?" “You’re weird too, Lee.” He mimicked my body posture and semi-serious expression. "And at least I came up with something."

"Then stop saying weird and nonsense things." "Weird and nonsense? Yeah, right. If honesty also means weird and nonsense, then yes, I am saying weird and nonsense things." Caesar did not reply and started reading again, so I continued talking. "You don't have to be shy about it, okay? We are not kids anymore. We are sixteen already. We are teens, and it's normal to have our own crushes. There's nothing weird about it. If we would talk about weirdness, then what you did—running away suddenly—that thing is what weird is." "Stop making things up."

"F-foreplay?" "Yes and here you are, Iris. Calling it our thing. You have different perception than them that's one thing I like about you. You're not scared of saying what's on your mind." "I guess I'm just weird," I told him. "Weird is good than normal. And normal is boring." "That's why you love being weird?" Oh no. Did I mention that? There seemed to be a shock registered on Zach's face. Shit. I wanted to pull my tongue out.