Yo Daddy Jokes Novels & Stories

"Oh, don't make a grown man cry." "It's okay to cry, daddy. Daddy told me that." Zion who was still on uncle Pete's laps put in confidently, pointing at Jared. So he decided to refer to both men as 'daddy'. Too smart, my son definitely was. The pride on Jared's face was immeasurable. "You're too smart for your own good, champ." That had Zion giggling. "Well, to answer your question, I had help." My gaze flitted to Jared. Uncle Pete saw. "You got the information? How?"

mom said. “Justa week? Two years is longer than a week.” I whispered but made sure that they can hear it. “Is she Sunny? Oh my gosh she is so pretty.” “I know. No need to mention.” “My mom is the joker of the year.” the guy answered. And I guess he almost the same age as me or older. “Really? Well, I am the joker of the decade. So, yeah.” as expected, I can see my mom already kiling me using her eyes. Hahaha.

Uncle gave reason cupping my breasts squeezing them, and sliding himself slowly inside me. “OK and what are you doing,” Dad asked. “I am having…” Before Uncle can complete, Dad cut him off” Beer, Really Harrison you should find some pussy for you and drill hole buddy”. My eyes widen looking at Uncle who had a smirk on his face. I never heard Dad talking like this “Charles, I am happy with my arrangements”. “Harrison you must have forgotten the erotic sound of nipples sucking and coming in the warm hole, it's bliss” Dad was saying, like he was in his happiest moment.

"Untie me." "No," "Baby, I want to help yo-" "No," "Oh my..." I found myself laughing to myself, watching their interaction. "Okay, one hand," "No," "Jesus Christ, woman, if you keep torturing yourself like this, I'm going to cum before we can do this." "That's not my problem," she said, breathing heavily. "Just one hand. The punishment isn't going to get nullified if you untie me." "No," "Wow, okay." Daddy threw his head back, laughing. He turned to me then. "How are you doing over there, baby?"

”Y-You are n-not my Daddy—” Luke burst out in laughter! He even stopped the car from the side and kept on holding his tummy. The pretty boy cannot speak nor complain about it because he thinks he is so dumb. ”Of course, I am not! You silly low worker!” from that word … Dylan is a little bit offended by his words.

Jorge says wiping away invisible tears making dad chuckle. "Fucker...I mean it." dad jokes with him, earning a playful punch on his left bicep and making everyone chuckle. "For real though... You guys are the best thing to happen in my life... besides the birth of my daughter. Please, dig in, there's plenty of food, plenty of drinks, and plenty of desserts for everyone. Dig in, dig in." he says motioning to the food and making everyone chuckle.

Jalen shot her a mock glare but couldn’t hide his grin. I squeezed his hand weakly, warmth spreading through the pain. The ordeal had been terrifying, but surrounded by these people—flawed, loving, fiercely loyal—I felt loved. Dad told me stories of how Jude had charged into the fire like a madman. Jude blushed, deflecting with humor: “Yeah, well, next time I’ll bring marshmallows. The fire was perfectly sized for s’mores.” Laughter rippled again, genuine and healing. Jalen stayed close, his thumb tracing circles on my hand. I drifted in and out of light sleep, comforted by their presence.

This is the most goals joke as long as I've heard. "You're kidding, right? I swear! That's funny. Wow! If you join to stand up comedy, I make sure you can be the winner." "Na," said Mommy quietly. Chiko still showing his smile. "I'm serious and this is not a joke. You can tell the difference too, right?" Shit!

Dillon asked as he scratched his chin. "Time to get a watch!" He replied jovially. "For fuck's sake! Hahaha! Alright, DAD! If I wanted to hear terrible, milked-to-death, dad jokes-" "You callin' me old, bitch? I'll have you know-" "-I'd have stayed home with the folks! Well since-!" "-Y'know, it's rude to talk about someone's age!-" "-both my homes are already full of old, dusty, tired-" "-Don't insult yer elders, fuckhead!-"

Ryan teased his father while making fun. "Hey, are you making fun of me right now?" Austin looked at Ryan with a raised eyebrow. "No, Daddy, how would I dare to make fun of you?” Ryan looked at Austin. "You are my father!" Ryan sounded so heavy that he couldn't just make a joke about his father. "I was just telling the truth; you were so fat!" Jenny laughed hard while making a sound and losing her patience—Ryan sounded so funny. "High five!" Jenny raised her hand, and Ryan slapped his hand while giving her a high five.