Yo Daddy Jokes Novels & Stories

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.

She asked with a smile. “We went to play with the neighbors, they are so friendly and they have so many toys!” Scott exclaimed and Adrianna pat their head. “Their daddy played hide and seek with us! I’m sure daddy will do that for us too,” Scarlett pouted. “Yes mummy, where’s daddy?” Skyler added and it felt like she’s just been hit with a truck. “Ehm, Daddy will come home soon,” Adrianna muttered and slowly tears dropped on her gown, Dora noticed the situation and move closer to the kids.

“Huh? Hump! We won’t want him to be our daddy. He is a big daddy that constantly bullies Mommy. He is not our daddy!” Jerry tilted his head and said in an adorable voice, “But Mommy has never told us who Daddy is? He is most likely to a daddy. I heard he’s getting engaged to another woman next month.” “Oh, hehe! We will send him a big gift when he gets engaged!” I said with a smile. Jerry’s interest piqued as he asked, “Jason, what idea did you come up with this time? Our previous prank on him didn’t seem have much effect. It didn’t cause any harm him either!”

I exclaimed and chuckled. He was laughing too as he told his story. "I know! After I said that, he and our old men stared at me for a long time. Then Papa cursed me in Español and stormed out. But I know my joke was funny because I saw some of our old men holding in their laughs. Mama heard about it and lectured me about it. Anyway, it was one of my funniest jokes to date." Imagine being a kid and joking in front of your father after he just killed a person. And then imagine being so mad you had to kill in front of your child and he just jokes about your face. I guess craziness runs in their blood.

"Oh, don't make a grown man cry." "It's okay to cry, daddy. Daddy told me that." Zion who was still on uncle Pete's laps put in confidently, pointing at Jared. So he decided to refer to both men as 'daddy'. Too smart, my son definitely was. The pride on Jared's face was immeasurable. "You're too smart for your own good, champ." That had Zion giggling. "Well, to answer your question, I had help." My gaze flitted to Jared. Uncle Pete saw. "You got the information? How?"

mom said. “Justa week? Two years is longer than a week.” I whispered but made sure that they can hear it. “Is she Sunny? Oh my gosh she is so pretty.” “I know. No need to mention.” “My mom is the joker of the year.” the guy answered. And I guess he almost the same age as me or older. “Really? Well, I am the joker of the decade. So, yeah.” as expected, I can see my mom already kiling me using her eyes. Hahaha.

Uncle gave reason cupping my breasts squeezing them, and sliding himself slowly inside me. “OK and what are you doing,” Dad asked. “I am having…” Before Uncle can complete, Dad cut him off” Beer, Really Harrison you should find some pussy for you and drill hole buddy”. My eyes widen looking at Uncle who had a smirk on his face. I never heard Dad talking like this “Charles, I am happy with my arrangements”. “Harrison you must have forgotten the erotic sound of nipples sucking and coming in the warm hole, it's bliss” Dad was saying, like he was in his happiest moment.

"Untie me." "No," "Baby, I want to help yo-" "No," "Oh my..." I found myself laughing to myself, watching their interaction. "Okay, one hand," "No," "Jesus Christ, woman, if you keep torturing yourself like this, I'm going to cum before we can do this." "That's not my problem," she said, breathing heavily. "Just one hand. The punishment isn't going to get nullified if you untie me." "No," "Wow, okay." Daddy threw his head back, laughing. He turned to me then. "How are you doing over there, baby?"

”Y-You are n-not my Daddy—” Luke burst out in laughter! He even stopped the car from the side and kept on holding his tummy. The pretty boy cannot speak nor complain about it because he thinks he is so dumb. ”Of course, I am not! You silly low worker!” from that word … Dylan is a little bit offended by his words.

Jorge says wiping away invisible tears making dad chuckle. "Fucker...I mean it." dad jokes with him, earning a playful punch on his left bicep and making everyone chuckle. "For real though... You guys are the best thing to happen in my life... besides the birth of my daughter. Please, dig in, there's plenty of food, plenty of drinks, and plenty of desserts for everyone. Dig in, dig in." he says motioning to the food and making everyone chuckle.