Yo Daddy Jokes Novels & Stories

I could see how hard daddy was holding back and how harder it was for him by the second. "Do you want to cum, daddy?" "Cara!" "Hmmm... Daddy, tell me how much you want to cum" I ran my hands over his strong abs. "Damnit Cara, fuck that promise, I can't hold back any..." "Daddy! Oh..." "Daddy, just a bit more" I moved my hands back up to his shoulders and began riding him hard. My toes curled as I rode hard through the last seconds. "I am gonna cum!" I rasped. "Daddy, cum in my ass!" I moaned.

Daddy William raised his hands in the air. "Okay. Okay. That's no biggie for me if you would like to hear your boyfriend crying in tears" he joked while doing fake cry in an awful way. "Haha! Very funny. Nice joke, Daddy" I sarcastically said while opening the car's door and umbrella. "I know right! I'm funny!" he laughs hysterically as I slammed the door shut.

It was more than just catching up; it was like a warm embrace, a reminder of the bond we shared. We shared stories about our quirky family traditions, like the annual pancake-eating contest on Thanksgiving, and the time Dad tried to teach me how to ride a unicycle in the park. I chuckled at the memory. "Oh, Dad, remember the unicycle disaster?" Dad laughed heartily. "How could I forget? You were determined, even if it meant a few scraped knees." Our laughter filled the airwaves as I navigated the familiar roads. Time seemed to melt away as we swapped stories, our conversation a testament to the enduring connection between a father and his daughter.

“You're something else! Just stop talking already and control your horny self.” “But I'm going to cuddle you throughout, I want to suck on your boobs.” “Nah! It's now for the baby,” I joked and Tyler rolled his eyes funnily. “That means, we would be sharing the boobs, God knows why he created women with two boobs. This man is just something else. “Enough of the jokes, I'm too tired to laugh. Before I tell you something important, you know you fucked up a big time this morning, you broke the news to my dad when I wasn't ready to, you couldn't withstand a small prank.

We never actually realized how angry Daddy was. “Ok, man, I get it. You’re their 'daddy'.” – The man said, using his fingers in air quotes, when he emphasized the word 'daddy'. The man laughed, as daddy looked at him: “They’re my daughters, you sick fuck!” -He barked.

he said with a smirk on his face. Kalisha scoffs, while Jymia is giving him the puppy eyes. “Who is this guy?” I ask her. “Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Dadi.” He said. I started to burst out in laughter after hearing his name. He looks confused on why I am laughing. “Why are you laughing? Did I say or do anything funny?” He asks, his face is starting to frown. “It’s your name, Dadi.” I replied. “Yeah, so what? I don’t see what the comedic value is.” He said, crossing his arms and pouting his lips.

"Boys don't listen your father, I gave you better training than that. Take it easy on her, even if I need grand kids asap." "Like kidnap her and cage her here in our rooms till we give you grandkids." Damian jokes sharing a wink with his father. "Damian Christopher Adams!" Mum shrieks. Everyone laughs heartily as Damian clutch his stomach laughing loudly. "Mum you have got to see your face, you look white as sheet. Dad I think you need to breath life to her." Damon jokes. "I'll just let you boys get away this time and no punishments because I miss my babies." A wicked smile breaks off her face as she resumes eating.

Ademola attempted another joke but this one didn't sell. "Guy, that was fücking dry na." Kayode grimaced disapprovingly at Ademola who wouldn't stop laughing at his own dry joke. "Dude, stop laughing. The joke didn't make any sense fa." Ayomide chided and Ademola stopped laughing for once. Henry kissed his teeth and plopped back down to his bed, laying on it as he stared at the ceiling of their room.

"Did he tell you why he haven't call us. Also, why is he just calling you? " "Stop asking questions, I don't know either. " I quickly run as fast as I could so I could avoid Zeke's hot seat questions. ### "Dad, I want the grilled squid. " I yelled as I put the last cup of sand on my sand castle. "I told you to stop playing that. You're not a kid anymore. Zeke might lose feelings for you. " I quickly throw my dangerous glare my Dad but he just laughed. Did I ever cast a joke? What's funny?

Hadiya when will you stop poking your nose in everyone's business - said dadi. And she went away angrily. And all started laughing but I saw izzah was awkward. "Izzah you know we have a rule in our house if someone is cracking even bad jokes also na then you have to laugh wholeheartedly - said dadi playfully. And we all chuckled. And after sometime izzah started talking and laughing. She mixed up with my family very easily. "You know Bhabhi dadi's best talent is to roast people - said Adam. And all started laughing.