Yo Daddy Jokes Novels & Stories

Whiskey daddy vs candy daddy. He hoists her with an arm around her waist, then unzips his pants with expert moves and pulls it down along with his boxer. He grabs his cock with one hand. “Are you ready, bella?” He asks and grinds the head of his cock on Candace’s soaked folds. “Whoa?!” Candace pushes his shoulders. “Condom!” He huffs with annoyance. “Do we have to?” He asks and pushes his cock between her folds more. Candace jumps on his lap with shock. “Are you fucking serious right now?”

“Well, you’re an adult. Training to be a doctor at that, all biology baby.” “Isn’t it chemistry? Sure feels like chemistry.” Dad asked, and I quickly slammed my bedroom door, not wanting to know what it felt like. My parents are weird. Every one of my friends thinks my Dad is the best, full of the weirdest jokes, and always the one to get them out of trouble too. My brother, sister and I would likely be told by most of them that we should be grateful to have him for a Dad, and to some degree I was, but jeez, he could be cringeworthy sometimes…

"How can you tell him that?" "He didn't take it to heart." Andrei pointed at Leon. "Right son? He knows I was only kidding." "Were you really?". She arched a skeptical brow. "I love all of them more than my own life." He told her. "I wouldn't last two minutes without them." "That was a terrible joke dad." Leon told him. "You looked very serious." "What can I say? I'm awesome." He grinned. "I'd tell you to sleep on the couch for that bad joke but I won't." Anna told him. "Have you taken your drugs?".

He looked for it in his mobile’s search history when some g****e searches came into his view that forcing him to widen his eyes. “How to get a new daddy?” “How to convince mummy to bring a new daddy?” “How to adopt stepdad?” “Are step daddies good people?” “How much does it cost to buy a new daddy?” “Can we find good daddies online?” “Does stepdad beat their kids?” And the last one was the funniest, “Stepdads available in a nearby area,” Eric burst into a fit of laughter when Aryan joined him on the couch. “What’s so funny, dude?” He asked.

Especially when his biological father turned his head with a smile. "Congratulations! Soon you'll be a father," murmured his daddy as they made a quick stop at the café inside the airport. "Thank you." Keenan nodded slowly. "Don't be a father like me," The middle-aged man smiled bitterly after saying that sentence. He took a sip of his tea and then said, "If only time could be repeated, I would like to accompany your growing-up days." "Dad, never mind."

I yelled between my laughs. "Oh really? I thought a tiny little snuggle monster was laying next to me." He joked. "Silly Papa monsters can't me tiny, they are big like you." I joked back. "You hear that babe our princess is calling us monsters." "Well we are, aren't we honey. Because we are tickle monsters." Daddy responded and before I could react both of them started to tickle me. "Stop stop!" I shouted between my fits of laughter again. "Sorry you aren't monsters, you're my daddies!"

I swear, both his dad and his mom passed down their silly personality to Damien. He has his father's sense of humor with his lame dad jokes, and a prankster like his mother, who also rubbed off on Maddox. But I love this guy, lame dad jokes and all! I thought to myself as I laughed while shaking my head. "Hey man, just the person I'm looking for." He said, slapping a hand on my shoulder and squeezing it as I pat his back. "Your father said it's time to get ready for the big transfer of power!" He said with a big cheesy smile.

I snorted before I coughed up some more smoke. "I wish you would." John laughed. "Lord, John, you shouldn't say shit like that." "Why not? You can't knock it until you try it." John winked at me and started to burst out laughing; he was dim. What would Pepper think if she heard her son talk like this? He better be glad it was just me that heard him. Not everyone would be as understanding when it came to nelly jokes. "Stop bumping your gums." I shook my head at him with a smile.

I replied and laughed softly at my dirty jokes. "Did he do it? Who is the better fucker, the father or the son?" Luciano asked, I acted like I'm thinking about his question. "Of course you are the better and the best fucker. Zuck still needs a little practice, you should train him to be beast in bed." I replied and could not stop myself from laughing. I heard Luciano laugh too because of the antics I was telling him. Until now, it still surprised me and makes me happy in a strange way every time I make Luciano laugh or I see him laughing at some stupid jokes because I often see him laughing.

"Little mouse thought she could run from us, but look at her now—spread open, begging, taking every inch like she was made for it." My toes curled as Caspian's deep octave sent shockwaves through my body. Zavian's hand wrapped around my throat, squeezing just enough to steal my breath. "Tell him how good it feels, pet. Tell him who owns this body now." *** I didn't mean to surrender to them, but I did. And one night of reckless abandon,born from heartbreak and humiliation, suddenly became my new addiction. It should have been nothing but a drunken mistake… but what happens when your biggest mistake refuses to let you go? When the men who once made you cry now make you scream their nam