Yo Daddy Jokes Novels & Stories

“Do you think this joke is funny?” “Gr-grant,” Rachel stammers, coming to stand beside his father. “You know that your father has a heart condition. How can you possibly play such a mean…” “I’m not playing anything.” Grant tells her. “What I’ve said is very much serious. Gianna is my wife and I set asked for this meeting to properly introduce her. Now, since I’ve introduced her to father, I’d also like to do the same with grandfather, where is he?” As he speaks, Grant starts to look around as if the man in question will appear out of nowhere and when he doesn’t, a look of concern forms on his handsome face.

She barely managed to roll her eyes, but then, he chortled. "So, you outgrown your old pops now?" His face leaned into a smirk, the smirk that she inherited from him. The cruel, yet tempting smirk. She wobbled towards the door, suppressing her laughter. She pushed the door aside, before she stepped into the hall, her hands wiping away the layer of sweat that lingered around her forehead, she froze in the spot, squinting her eyes a little, and gently, she watched. Zara, her daughter had her tiny hands squeezed around the bodyguard's body, as she whispered a word that Zoey couldn't catch, and then, what she hadn't expected, he actually laughed. He freakin' laughed at her daughter joke.

Whiskey daddy vs candy daddy. He hoists her with an arm around her waist, then unzips his pants with expert moves and pulls it down along with his boxer. He grabs his cock with one hand. “Are you ready, bella?” He asks and grinds the head of his cock on Candace’s soaked folds. “Whoa?!” Candace pushes his shoulders. “Condom!” He huffs with annoyance. “Do we have to?” He asks and pushes his cock between her folds more. Candace jumps on his lap with shock. “Are you fucking serious right now?”

“Well, you’re an adult. Training to be a doctor at that, all biology baby.” “Isn’t it chemistry? Sure feels like chemistry.” Dad asked, and I quickly slammed my bedroom door, not wanting to know what it felt like. My parents are weird. Every one of my friends thinks my Dad is the best, full of the weirdest jokes, and always the one to get them out of trouble too. My brother, sister and I would likely be told by most of them that we should be grateful to have him for a Dad, and to some degree I was, but jeez, he could be cringeworthy sometimes…

"How can you tell him that?" "He didn't take it to heart." Andrei pointed at Leon. "Right son? He knows I was only kidding." "Were you really?". She arched a skeptical brow. "I love all of them more than my own life." He told her. "I wouldn't last two minutes without them." "That was a terrible joke dad." Leon told him. "You looked very serious." "What can I say? I'm awesome." He grinned. "I'd tell you to sleep on the couch for that bad joke but I won't." Anna told him. "Have you taken your drugs?".

Until a few seconds later, "Are you that fond of Daddy?" The four-year-old boy was silent for a while. Then he answered, "I love you and Daddy. Don't tell me to choose?" "Forget it, sweetie. I'm just curious. It's okay. Later I'll try to get Daddy to meet you again." "Daddy?" "Yes, Adrian, the real your daddy, not the current one," Lily said with a smile. She then kissed the top of her son's head repeatedly. "Be strong, son. We still have a lot to go through until I can see you grow up."

I yelled between my laughs. "Oh really? I thought a tiny little snuggle monster was laying next to me." He joked. "Silly Papa monsters can't me tiny, they are big like you." I joked back. "You hear that babe our princess is calling us monsters." "Well we are, aren't we honey. Because we are tickle monsters." Daddy responded and before I could react both of them started to tickle me. "Stop stop!" I shouted between my fits of laughter again. "Sorry you aren't monsters, you're my daddies!"

I swear, both his dad and his mom passed down their silly personality to Damien. He has his father's sense of humor with his lame dad jokes, and a prankster like his mother, who also rubbed off on Maddox. But I love this guy, lame dad jokes and all! I thought to myself as I laughed while shaking my head. "Hey man, just the person I'm looking for." He said, slapping a hand on my shoulder and squeezing it as I pat his back. "Your father said it's time to get ready for the big transfer of power!" He said with a big cheesy smile.

I snorted before I coughed up some more smoke. "I wish you would." John laughed. "Lord, John, you shouldn't say shit like that." "Why not? You can't knock it until you try it." John winked at me and started to burst out laughing; he was dim. What would Pepper think if she heard her son talk like this? He better be glad it was just me that heard him. Not everyone would be as understanding when it came to nelly jokes. "Stop bumping your gums." I shook my head at him with a smile.

I replied and laughed softly at my dirty jokes. "Did he do it? Who is the better fucker, the father or the son?" Luciano asked, I acted like I'm thinking about his question. "Of course you are the better and the best fucker. Zuck still needs a little practice, you should train him to be beast in bed." I replied and could not stop myself from laughing. I heard Luciano laugh too because of the antics I was telling him. Until now, it still surprised me and makes me happy in a strange way every time I make Luciano laugh or I see him laughing at some stupid jokes because I often see him laughing.