Yo Mama Jokes

The prophecy has been told. A Tribrid will be born to slaught*er every people who oppose with its rule. She will be the queen of all, and every person who will go against her will not only lost his life, but will also burn his soul. Every races was threatened, thus, they made one cruel rule: No Tribrid shall be born. However, few years later, an omega from Shadow pack made a disturbance with its destructive power that trembled everyone. But no one had found where the Tribrid girl after the incident. They were restless. They need to find the tribid and kill it before everything became too late. One the other hand, Sidrich was oblivious of the destructive power within her. Being abused and slaved her whole life, it was hard for her to trust someone again. But meeting the second prince of Sharmai empire, Prince Alastair, Sidrich found herself trusting the prince instantly. His flirtatious remarks, his corny jokes, and his undying devotion to protect Sidrich at all cost beyond everything and everyone made the latter feel safe and comfortable towards the prince. Amidst of all chaos and chasing, the two fought for their love that has never been permissible. However, happiness comes with a price. With enemies trying to find and kill the tribrid, could the two of them would be able to fight until the end of all the havoc?

after loosing twenty men to an unknown attacker in the Amazon rain forest, Brazil calls on U.S.A to help with investigations as to what is going on in the forest. a U.S infantry unit of seven strong men, are deployed into the forest to investigate the matter and bring back information regarding the attack on the Brazilian military. their mission becomes impossible as they loose communication and are now on their own in the rain forest with no idea of what awaits them. With no report from the first team, U.S.A sends in another team to extract the first team within two weeks, ignorant of the fact that what they will face will become a world problem that would make the world question America's action. little does anyone know that what will happen yo the U.S and her President is as a result of a twelve year revenge plot perpetrated by a very powerful player.

Life is unsure and unfair for her. Her parents were already dead and she grew up in an orphanage. When she reached 18, they told her to move out so she had no choice but to do what they wanted. She started to work for herself since then. She tried to do a lot of jobs, making her forget what sleep feels like. In this world, a weak omega like her is like trash. Alphas are the only people that are valid in this unfair society. If you want to have a good life, you have no choice but to give yourself to thos alphas or worse, be their slave and let them stomp your dignity. In order to survive, an omega like her needed to stick like a leech to those alphas who the society respects. She even thought of selling herself just to have money. Maybe her life would be better if an alpha brought her. Maybe everything would be better if she had parents she can lean on. All of this came to her faster than bullets and she found herself clinging to that bridge, feeling the chilly air coming from below. Hazel is prepared to end it all, until a child suddenly appeared out of nowhere and clung to her legs. The child kept on calling her “mama” and didn't want to let go. Followed by this, men in black came to her, accusing her of kidnapping the child. “Please don't take me!! I didn't know this child!” Hazel exclaimed.

He's the rich, handsome, ruthless alpha heir who wouldn't even spare her a glance. And she’s the girl who secretly crushed on him for years. Azaria Brooke had spent years crushing on her best friend’s older brother Nicholas Sinclair, the pack’s alpha heir. He was a well-known bad boy she-wolves wanted. He lived life on his terms, breaking hearts and rules alike but he had never looked her way. Nicholas on the other had known Azaria was his mate since the moment he caught her scent. But mating means weakness, and weakness has no place in his world. He’s spent years denying the bond, ignoring the fire that burns every time she’s near. He had his reasons and they were valid. Until the night she was attacked. He must choose: break every rule he’s ever set for himself, or risk losing her forever. But then again Azaria was furious. How could he keep this from her when he knew she was the butt of jokes in the Pack? She had refused to forgive him. Now will she forgive him and accept his proposal for a quick marriage to find secrets surrounding her birth and about the woman she calls her mother, who is now a terror in the whole of lycanthropy or will she listen to her Best friend who says her brother is no good for her.

Aku Raisa Alfiani, biasa dipanggil Caca. Sebagai anak pertama dari tiga bersaudara, dengan semua adik perempuan yang sangat fashionable dan pintar bersolek, Mama sangat cerewet soal penampilanku. Apalagi, kedua adikku kini sudah memiliki pacar. Tiap hari, hidupku jadi tidak tenang karena mama selalu menyindir tentang penampilan dan pernikahan. Aduh! Dikata mudah apa cari pasangan hidup? Mana macam kejar target setoran lagi! Mati aku ...

Sering melihat Uncle Dennis datang ke rumah dan belajar banyak hal membuat Angel Morris merasakan perasaan yang tidak biasa pada Anak didik sang Papa sekaligus sahabat baik sang Papa. Dennis selalu bersikap kaku dan dingin kepada semua wanita diluar sana kecuali pada Angel mungkin karena Angel adalah Anak dari Abraham Morris yanh sudah seperti kakak sekaligus guru baginya dalam dunia bisnis. Dennis yang berusia 30 tahun dan didesak menikah oleh sang Mama namun selalu gagal disetiap kencan buta yang dia lakukan. Angel yang kala itu berusia 20 tahun mengetahui jika Uncle tercintanya didesak menikah membuatnya tidak tenang dan berusaha mendapatkan hati Dennis dengan berbagai cara. Akankah ada akhir bahagia untuk Angel? Akankah Angel bisa memenangkan hati Dennis yang selama ini hanya memperlakukannya baik karena menganggap Angel sebagai anak dari guru sekaligus sahabat baiknya yaitu Abraham Morris.

Un año después de casarnos, Benito Cruz, de la nada, perdió el interés por las mujeres. Se pasaba los días encerrado en la casa, mandó construir un oratorio y no soltaba el rosario ni para dormir. Por más que intentara provocarlo, Benito seguía distante y frío. Nada en mí lograba encenderle el deseo. Hasta que una noche, de pie frente a la puerta del baño, lo vi con mis propios ojos... desahogándose frente a la foto de otra mujer. En ese momento entendí que Benito sí sabía amar, pero a mí no. Con un engaño conseguí que firmara el divorcio y me esfumé de su vida. Tiempo después supe que me había buscado como loco, sin encontrarme. Nos volvimos a ver en la boda de su tío. Yo llevaba un vestido blanco y él, con la mirada enrojecida, se quedó helado al descubrir que ahora era la esposa de su tío.

Melani berusaha mati-matian untuk menyelematkan pernikahannya dari paksaan sang mama yang terus menuntutnya bercerai dari Arga yang hanya memiliki usaha katering kecil dan kedai makan. Kala dirinya berjuang agar pernikahannya tetap utuh, Melani menemukan fakta tentang kedekatan suaminya dengan perempuan lain yang tidak pernah disangkanya. Hidupnya semakin berat, tentang Arga yang berselingkuh semakin mendekati kebenaran. Namun, suatu saat Melani menemukan rahasia yang selama ini disimpan oleh Arga ketika ia sudah menyerah dengan pernikahannya. Kini, Melani seakan berada di persimpangan, melepaskan atau tetap mempertahankan pernikahannya setelah rahasia dibalik pengkhianatan Arga terbongkar.

"Om, nikah yuk!" . Satu kalimat yang aku ucap kan berhasil membuat om Arga terkejut. Tapi itu hanya seper sekian detik. karena sesaat kemudian pria itu berlalu dari sana. Mungkin dia berpikir aku sedang bercanda. itu lah sebab nya dia pergi dan tidak menganggap serius ucapan ku. Sementara Rania yang berada di samping ku tertawa terbahak-bahak. Bagaimana tidak? aku yang seumuran dengan nya justru ingin menjadi ibu sambung nya. "Lo sakit ya, Bell. Masa iya lo ngajak nikah bokap gue. Ogah gue punya mama tiri kayak lo," "kok gitu sih, Ran. Harus nya lo dukung gue buat nikah sama orang yang gue cintai," "iya sih, tapi nggak harus bokap gue juga kali. umur kalian itu beda jauh," "umur hanyalah angka," "sok bijak lo," Akankah perbedaan usia kedua nya akan membuat cinta Arabella bertepuk sebelah tangan? Dan apakah yang harus Bella lakukan saat mantan istri Arga kembali hadir di tengah-tengah mereka? Haruskah ia bertahan atau memilih pergi?

Adora Claretta Jasmeen (Rara), seorang guru di sekolah TK membuat dirinya berkenalan dengan seorang anak kecil bernama Valerie. Anak itu hanya memiliki seorang papa, sedangkan mamanya telah meninggal dunia saat ia melahirkan. Atas ketertarikan Valerie kepada ibu gurunya, membuat Brandon Calvin, sang papa pun lambat laun ikut tertarik kepada sosok Adora. Pria itu ingin menjadikan ibu guru tersebut sebagai mama sambung dari Valerie. Namun, Adora menyimpan masa lalu yang membawanya pada sebuah dilema disaat ia mendapatkan lamaran dari Brandon. Bagaimana kisah Adora selanjutnya?