Yo Mama Jokes

Gulong-gulo ang isip niya. Hindi niya inaasahang sa isang iglap ay magbabago ang takbo ng buhay niya. “Huwag kang mag-alala baby Elisha, mula ngayon ako na ang mag-aalaga sa’yo,” pumatak ang luha niya ng hindi niya namamalayan. Labis ang pagdaramhating kanyang nararamdaman. Wala na ang nanay niya, maging ang bunsong kapatid na si Troy at ang girlfriend nitong si Elizabeth Del Castillo. Pupunta sana ang mga ito sa health center upang i-pacheck up ang tatlong buwang sanggol na noon ay mataas ang lagnat at kinukumbulsiyon. Sa di inaasahang pagkakataon ay nabalitaan na lamang niya ang masakit na pangayayri. Naaksidente ang sinasakyang dyip ng mga ito at tanging si Baby Elisha lamang ang nakaligtas. Handa siyang alagaan at ituring na tunay na anak ang pamangkin, hanggang dumating ang araw na gusto itong kunin ng mayamang pamilya ni Elizabeth. Nagdadalawang isip siyang palakihin ito sa mga Del Castillo. Natatakot siyang makuha nito ang masamang ugali ng tiyuhin nitong si George Del Castillo... ngunit higit sa lahat, natatakot siyang mawalan ng dahilan upang magkita pa sila ng binata.

"Pinalaki kita ng napakaraming taon, kung hindi mo bibigyan ng bahay at pera ang kapatid mo, kalimutan mo nalang ang pamilya natin!" sigaw ng mala monster na mama ni Queenilyn Sanchez na walang ibang mahalaga sa kaniya kundi pera. Sa murang edad ay nakaranas ng kalupitan si Queenilyn sa mismong nagsilang sa kaniya sa mundo. Dahil dito ay napadpad siya sa isang mayamang binata na iniwan ng kaniyang girlfriend matapos maaksidente at hindi na tinuloy ang kasal, si Lexber Griffin. Nang malamang bumalik na ang babaeng papakasalan sana noon ay agad niyang inalok si Queenilyn para mag-asawa sila. Ano kaya ang balak ni Lexber?Paghihiganti lang ba sa kaniyang ex-fiancee ang agaran niyang pag-alok kay Queenilyn ng kasal o sadyang mahal niya ang batang dalagang ito?

Life is unsure and unfair for her. Her parents were already dead and she grew up in an orphanage. When she reached 18, they told her to move out so she had no choice but to do what they wanted. She started to work for herself since then. She tried to do a lot of jobs, making her forget what sleep feels like. In this world, a weak omega like her is like trash. Alphas are the only people that are valid in this unfair society. If you want to have a good life, you have no choice but to give yourself to thos alphas or worse, be their slave and let them stomp your dignity. In order to survive, an omega like her needed to stick like a leech to those alphas who the society respects. She even thought of selling herself just to have money. Maybe her life would be better if an alpha brought her. Maybe everything would be better if she had parents she can lean on. All of this came to her faster than bullets and she found herself clinging to that bridge, feeling the chilly air coming from below. Hazel is prepared to end it all, until a child suddenly appeared out of nowhere and clung to her legs. The child kept on calling her “mama” and didn't want to let go. Followed by this, men in black came to her, accusing her of kidnapping the child. “Please don't take me!! I didn't know this child!” Hazel exclaimed.

"Before you go, was there something I could have said to make it all feel better?"- Lewis Calpadi Economic hierarchy strips a twenty three year old accountant, Maria Crawford, of a five year relationship with trillionaire Mama's boy, Dominic Payne. Things get a tad bit dramatic when a body is found in Dominic's trunk and love scores again as Maria does everything she can to prove that her ex is innocent. The Good news; she has a best friend who's a good lawyer and actually the best in the state named Zack Osborn, who lucky for them is in town. The Bad; our lawyer friend once had a bruised cheek courtesy of Mama's boy. With pleas from Maria, Zack agrees to be Dominic's lawyer even as he still hates his guts. What could a simple accountant know about murder cases? Would she be throwing herself out too for the murderer to find, or will she leave all these unscathed? ©️ Hillary 2022 ®️All rights reserved

Sabi nga sa kanta, ❝Kay gandang pagmasdan ang iyong mga mata, kumikinang- kinang at di ko maintindihan.❞ Yun pa lang, ramdam ko kung gaano kita gustong makita'ng lagi. Dahil sa segundong madampian ang labi ko ng mga labi mo, sa mga oras na masilayan kong nakatingin ka rin sa'kin, yung saya na ipinaparamdam mo, abot langit. Yung tipong hindi ko maipaliwanag. ❝At sa paglisan ng araw, akala'y di ka mahal. At ang nadarama'y di magtatagal. Malay ko bang hindi mapapagal. Iibigin kita kahit gaano pa katagal.❞ Mahal, para sa'yo yan dahil sa magpakailan man, ikaw at ikaw lang ang alam ng puso ko na ibigin. Ngayon, bukas, at hanngang sa araw na ang ating mga paa'y magpantay, ikaw at ikaw lang aking mahal. It was Veronica's letter to her present lover, Miko Diaz. Both were in love, have set their future together, and plans to hold hands until eternity. But one night, the moment she opens her eyes, she found herself in the strange world where Lance (her ex-lover is still alive) In that place, he is her husband and they have kids together. Drowned in many unanswered questions, will she find her way out or she will continue to live in the world of which her past love belongs.

He's the rich, handsome, ruthless alpha heir who wouldn't even spare her a glance. And she’s the girl who secretly crushed on him for years. Azaria Brooke had spent years crushing on her best friend’s older brother Nicholas Sinclair, the pack’s alpha heir. He was a well-known bad boy she-wolves wanted. He lived life on his terms, breaking hearts and rules alike but he had never looked her way. Nicholas on the other had known Azaria was his mate since the moment he caught her scent. But mating means weakness, and weakness has no place in his world. He’s spent years denying the bond, ignoring the fire that burns every time she’s near. He had his reasons and they were valid. Until the night she was attacked. He must choose: break every rule he’s ever set for himself, or risk losing her forever. But then again Azaria was furious. How could he keep this from her when he knew she was the butt of jokes in the Pack? She had refused to forgive him. Now will she forgive him and accept his proposal for a quick marriage to find secrets surrounding her birth and about the woman she calls her mother, who is now a terror in the whole of lycanthropy or will she listen to her Best friend who says her brother is no good for her.

"I love you, Luke?" "Hindi niyo alam ang sinabi niyo, ma'am!" "I'm old enough to know what I'm doing," gusto niyang isigaw iyon. "Why don't you want to believe?" Zarah Buenaflor ang dating anak-mayaman na walang ibang alam kundi ang mahalin ang kanilang hardinerong si Luke. That was six years ago. Noong langit at lupa pa ang pagitan nila. Ngunit sadyang bilog ang mundo at umiikot ang gulong ng kanilang kapalaran. Luke Guevarra was once a gardener who became to be a billionaire. Regardless of his wealth, he was inherently arrogant. "What have you done to your life, Zarah? You're playing the role of a whore!" asik ni Luke. "Wala kang pakialam!" "Pang-ilan na ba ako sa pinagregaluhan sa'yo?" "Hindi ko na mabilang!" Ang kauna- unahan nilang tagpo pagkatapos ng mahabang panahon. Ngunit bakit tila hanggang ngayon ay naroon parin ang familiar na tibok ng kanyang puso? Hindi pa ba sapat ang katagalang iyon upang tuluyan na itong mawalay sa kanyang sistema? Paano kung sa isang araw ay bibilhin siya nito sa isang napakalaking halaga? Papayag ba siya o tuluyan niya na itong iwasan at kalimutan? At paano niya ipaglaban ang sarili kung gayong nakatatak na sa isip nito, na siya ay isang mababang uri na babae? Tunghayan ang masalimuot na kuwento sa buhay nina Luke and Zarah. How their lives being twisted in a cruel twist of fate.

Danica, anak ng bayarang babae sa isang esklusibong Club. Hindi pinanagutan ang ina ni Danica dahil sa mayroon itong asawa. Binigyan lang ng pera ang mama niya upang magpakalayo-layo at huwag ng maisipan na manggulo. Ngunit sa paglipas ng taon ay darating ang araw na kakailanganin na tanggapin ni Danica ang alok ng yumaong ama kapalit ng mamanahin niya. Dahil na rin sa may sakit ang kanyang ina kaya mabilis niyang sinunggaban ang alok na magpakasal sa isang lalaking hindi niya pa nakikilala. Nagpagkasunduan sa loob lamang ng limang buwan ay maghihiwalay kapag nakuha na nila ang kanilang mga mamanahin. At sa kanilang paghihiwalay 'ay magbubunga ang isang gabing naganap sa kanila ng isang batang lalaki. Ang anak kaya nila ang magiging daan upang mabuo sila? At maging ganap na pamilya?

Darren Startan (35) just needed a baby mama to give him an heir so he could inherit his father's gold mine. He didn't care for a wife, just a woman to carry his seed. Paula Rain(18) She needs money desperately to save her mother, who is diagnosed with brain tumour. Paula and Darren's part will cross all in the quest for their selfish needs. But then, an unfortunate incident occurs, shattering Paula's life forever and also leaving Darren in regrets and torture. What will it take to fight their demons and heal their broken hearts? Let's find out

"Kung inaakala mong masisindak mo ko sa mga ginagawa mo, pwes! Mag-isip ka ng milyong beses Sebastian.. Hintayin mo...kung pa'no 'ako' masindak. At nang sa gayo'n ay maipakita ko sa'yo ang tunay na hitsura ng salitang 'impyerno!'" Banggain mo na lahat, huwag lang ang isang Maruh Velarde. Pero sa isang banda, wala sa bokabularyo ni Drix Tharn Sebastian ang salitang 'talo'.