Yo Momma Jokes Dark Novels & Stories

mom said. “Justa week? Two years is longer than a week.” I whispered but made sure that they can hear it. “Is she Sunny? Oh my gosh she is so pretty.” “I know. No need to mention.” “My mom is the joker of the year.” the guy answered. And I guess he almost the same age as me or older. “Really? Well, I am the joker of the decade. So, yeah.” as expected, I can see my mom already kiling me using her eyes. Hahaha.

Mother says. “Kendra’s eyes turned a really dark green last night. Is that some sort of wolf thing?” I ask. Mother began to laugh when I asked this. “She is in her heat stage,” Mother says. “That explains a lot,” I say. “Why don’t I have someone marry you two in a private ceremony today? No need for a bunch of people to be involved? If she is heat she is going to have other things on the brain,” Mother says. “Well, that is fine,” I say.

I complained pleadingly, "Lazy ass," Sky sneered, "I'm gonna kill her, honey, what do you say, should I cut her pretty head off and offer it to you at your feet," I joked, "I can not believe you still make jokes like this and right now, in this situation? You are so unserious," Mother said, "Mother you keep saying she is not serious until she actually commits murder and then the world will know just how much of a killer she really is," Sky joked,

He gradually sat her down on the couch. "A-As time goes on, you're getting better at sex. I'm afraid that I might not be able to keep up with you in the future," she joked. "Of course, you taught me that's why I became a veteran. Don't worry, even if you're already old and your skin is wrinkled, I will still fuck you. I'll fuck you until death, Mommy. That's how crazy I am to you." She merely smiled at the candy words Vincent was saying.

Stacie pouted at me making me feel guilty right now. But they don't know how it feels to go to a club with your mom, watch the woman who gave birth to you get hinted on by a couple of guys twice younger than her. It sucks and it's so embarrassing. "Okay enough of that baby cakes, How is your dating life right now."

I said with a sarcastic smirk. "Okay Ginger, sheesh!" exclaimed Jody as she moved over and started sucking on her mum's boobs. "That's a good girl, Jody, suck on mummy's boobies. Do you like that honey?" she asked her husband. "Oh yes, very much dear but I hope there is more to cum," said Jody's dad. "I'm sure there is lot's more to CUM," said her mum with a giggle and moan as Jody moved lower to her pussy lips and started licking.

This is the most goals joke as long as I've heard. "You're kidding, right? I swear! That's funny. Wow! If you join to stand up comedy, I make sure you can be the winner." "Na," said Mommy quietly. Chiko still showing his smile. "I'm serious and this is not a joke. You can tell the difference too, right?" Shit!

“Mommy!” “Your mommy is dead, little brat!” The woman spat at her. "I'll only let go of your hair if you show me your father's safe." Jenny got increasingly angry when she saw how loud Hayley’s cries were getting, landing two slaps on her face so she would keep quiet.

I grabbed a nude purse from my closet placing my lipgloss, a peppermint, some cash, three bubble gum which I usually carry and I was done. I came out of the closet and I heard gasps coming from the people in the room. "Wow mommy you look beautiful". Emma was the first to speak. "Oh my world, Liz we did a great job making your momma look good. Anna said with her eyes wide. "Yes, we did. We make a great team don't you think?." Liz said doing the fist bump with her aunt. l looked at Damien. " Mom you look gorgeous, Alex doesn't even know what he's gotten himself into". He said proudly.

"Boys don't listen your father, I gave you better training than that. Take it easy on her, even if I need grand kids asap." "Like kidnap her and cage her here in our rooms till we give you grandkids." Damian jokes sharing a wink with his father. "Damian Christopher Adams!" Mum shrieks. Everyone laughs heartily as Damian clutch his stomach laughing loudly. "Mum you have got to see your face, you look white as sheet. Dad I think you need to breath life to her." Damon jokes. "I'll just let you boys get away this time and no punishments because I miss my babies." A wicked smile breaks off her face as she resumes eating.