Yo Momma Jokes Dark Novels & Stories

Dad rushed to me, and Mom stopped Damion. "You're awake! Lowell! Fatima! Come here!" Dad Jacob yelled. He was the happiest. It looks funny, but I love Dad. He's always transparent. Mom isn't as showy as my father, but right now, I could see a fierce Lucy having a cold aura that was about to hot-seat Damion. Even worse, she might torture him. Mom looked kind, but she's actually fearless. She strangled Damion. Fuck, mom! What are you doing?!

It was the same physiological reaction I'd had when I was conned. I pressed my lips together and let out a self-deprecating laugh. "Didn't you say getting scammed just proved I was stupid? Fine, I accept that. But now that I've used the exact same method to get my money back, you can't really blame me, can you? Tell me, Mom. Am I smart enough now?" With every single word I spoke, her trembling grew worse until her legs finally gave out, and she collapsed on the floor. Still clutching at straws, she desperately unlocked her phone and hit the voice call button.

“Does it matter if my mother lied? She only did it to make you look good and make others think highly of you! “You, on the other hand, are an ungrateful brat! You turned everything into a mess and embarrassed me and my mother!” “Embarrassed?” I cradled my abdomen that was in searing pain as I looked at Amelia. Her expression had contorted into something absolutely savage. I laughed until tears nearly streamed down my cheeks. “Embarrassed from calling someone else a liar when you’re the liar, you mean? That’s what happens when you embarrass me by throwing mud at me and calling me a ‘gold digger.’ “Amelia, the evidence is right in front of you. Don’t try to shift the blame onto me just to just

She is still biting that bottom lip, but this time it is to keep from laughing. “Everyone jokes,” I state. “But Mommy always tells Dad, ‘I’m not joking with you, Levi.’ She doesn’t joke!” I growl at that bit of news. What is she not joking with him about? Marvel seems to be a lot more forthcoming with information so I decide to ask him and not his mother, who is looking back out the window after glancing at him with sorrowful eyes. “So, what was Mommy not joking with this Levi about?” I refuse to call the man his dad.

It was never her fault. "If I hadn't handled her funeral, she would've started decomposing by the time you came back! Mom has been very good to me all these years, so no matter how dissatisfied I am with you, I definitely wouldn't extend that grudge to her. That's why I immediately settled her funeral affairs instead of waiting for you! "If you suspect that I did something dirty, you're more than welcome to report me to the police. And if they find out that I really did do something, I won't even blink if they decide to execute me! You can go right ahead!"

he said. "Just Jolene, please," I said. "Uncle Noah, what have you been doing?" Liam asked "I'm doing some research on lady G….I’ll have to go now…..oh. Where is Mr Leonel?" Noah asked "Daddy got scolded by Mommy…he got angry and left…." Liam said, "Mommy…is it black or white?" "Hmm…. Black?" I said knowing well it was white…. "Hahahahhhhhh…mommy…you’re… you’re so dumb…hahaha……hahaha….you….you failed again… hehe" He laughed wholeheartedly.

Author's POV "How dare he? I will kill the bastard." Jenny gritted her teeth in anger when Anna told her that Liam cheated on her. "I told you that bastard is good for nothing. You did not listen to me" Jenny shouted in anger. Anna gulped down the wine and looked at the glass where she could see the reflection of her. "He said I am ugly and fat and even a male prostitute would deny to sleep with me" Looking at the reflection Anna whispered in a husky tone.

That was very much needed…it wasn't anything they could guess, so they needed to be ready. “My mom is a healer." I said, “but she's not a white wolf." I added as the two of them looked at me like I had lost my mind. “This isn't the time for your comic relief." Ryder told me. I just rolled my eyes, “does it look like I want to meet the moon goddess today?" I deadpanned, because I was sure that's where I would be going if I chose this time to share a joke. "How's that possible?” He asked.

The older woman retorted, a snicker escaped my lips, and I raised my eyes to see her looking at me with admiration, it was as if she was seeing a pregnant woman for the first time. “Mom, No. I have told you to stop using that as a joke, you can’t go into a prison and we won’t be caught, even if we are, we can’t be locked in a prison,” Hunter scolded, I squinted my eyes to understand what he was saying, before I was able to comprehend that that is a regular joke. “You take things extremely seriously, geez, someone would think you’re sixty-six instead of twenty-six, don’t be surprised when you start having grey hairs.” She sighed, calming down but still grinning.

Dark is about to turn his house into a laboratory. “Honey, don’t be impatient, and we might have grandchildren when they come back.” Natasha heard her father’s joke. Even though her parents couldn’t see her, her cheeks were red. Because, why not? Dark’s turned his addiction into making love with her. But she would be a hypocrite if she denied that she didn’t like Dark’s obsession with her body. Because—she stopped in her thoughts when she saw Dark coming out of the bathroom.