You're So Old Jokes

Old Fesbukers adalah kisah tentang seorang mahasiswa yang menyukai profil seorang wanita melalui facebook. Kisah klasik yang bisa saja menerpa siapa pun, menghilangkan batas antara realitas dengan dunia yang semu.

This is a dark mm romance with dub-con/CNC, blood play, knife play, robe play, light bdsm, kidnapping of MMC, torture, murder and possessive behavior. If you have any of these triggers, please do not continue. This book is only suitable for readers over 18. Contains graphic sexual scenes, bad language and unprotected intercourse. The last place expected to see my last hookup was at my mother's wedding and worse, he's my new stepbrother. My mother and his father hoped we would get along, how do I tell them we have gotten along just not in the way they think? Extract: “Fratello,” he murmured, his lips curling into that maddening grin. “What?” My chest tightened. “That’s your safe word,” he said. “Say it once, and everything stops. I won’t touch you again. From that moment, I’ll only ever treat you as my stepbrother.” Even as he spoke, his hand gripped me, and I gasped, trembling. My body betrayed me, responding in ways I hated and craved all at once. “Until you say that word,” he whispered, eyes dark with something between amusement and hunger, “you’re mine. Mine, brother.”

Tara isn't your everyday beauty shit she wasn't a size 0 runway model, she was curvey thick and flawless nonetheless. It took her years to see that in herself after going through the ups and downs of being tossed through the foster system she had all but lost her faith in herself. This is why she chooses to become an advocate for foster kids like her. When she first launched her UFCP program she had only one private supporter. Now here she was at a huge charity banquet representing her program publicly and the program would now be recognized nationally. It was like a dream come true especially when she runs into the investor who happens to be an old friend from the foster system who was in the same house as her. Giovanni Berlusconi, he had glowed up since she last saw him all those years ago and he apparently felt the same about her. The only problem was he was a mafia king pin and Tara might have known much about the mob, but she sure as hell knew she wanted no parts of it. Especially after two of her colleagues end up dead in a mysterious car crash after questioning Gio's family connections to the recent spike in missing persons cases in the city. Tara had tried to blow him off politely but Gio wasn't having it. Stopping by her office unannounced. Tara was desperate to avoid the mob boss at all cost that is until she accidentally stumbles on to a private family meeting and witnesses him killing someone. Now she has only two choices marry the very man she fears or die.

Mikky pindah apartemen karena putus dengan pacarnya. Pada awalnya Mikky bisa menikmati suasana baru, tetapi secara perlahan muncul keanehan-keanehan. Seorang pria besar bernama Tod Horgan muncul dan tiba-tiba menyuruhnya untuk tidak mendekati seorang gadis yang tinggal di apartemen sebelah. Gadis itu bernama Wendy Orsey. Lalu setelah Mikky melihat Tod di taman pada suatu malam dengan Wendy Orsey, lelaki itu menghilang. Seorang gadis Asia bernama Yui muncul dan mengaku sebagai tunangan Tod. Apartemen Mikky sering sekali mati lampu. Berulangkali ia meminta Nelson si penjaga malam mengurus listri yang rusak, tetapi tak kunjung selesai. Karena kesal, Mikky menghubungi sendiri pengelola. Namun, apa yang didapatkannya, nomor yang dihubungi Mikky malah terhubung ke kantor seorang pengacara tua. Awalnya Mikky tak percaya, tetapi setelah sampai di tempat tersebut, ia menyadari bahwa agen yang mengurusi penyewaan apartemennya bermasalah. Benjamin, si pengacara tua, dengan baik hati menawarkan bantuannya untuk melakukan penyeledikan. Fakta yang ditemukan Benjamin sangat mencengangkan. Mikky tidak benar-benar pindah karena kemauan dia sendiri. Seluruh hidupnya telah diatur. Hidupnya sekarang berkaitan dengan Wendy Orsey, Nelson, dan juga Yui. Mikky secepatnya harus menyelesaikan masalahnya sebelum berakhir seperti Tod Horgan.

Devi Cloud Valentino and Shemaia Rey Ocampo ay magkasintahan pero hindi boto ang ina ni Devi sa anak ng kanilang katulong. Dahil sa isang trahedya ay napilitang pumili ni Shemaia kung sino ang mas pipiliin niya, ang pera kapalit ang makipaghiwalay si Shemaia sa kanyang kasintahan o ipagpatuloy ang pag-ibig kahit may buhay na mawawala at yun ang kanyang ina.

After enduring four years of humiliation and mistreatment, Charlotte decides to break free from the man who never loved her and the family that never accepted her although she was pregnant. Having sacrificed her true identity in the name of love, she now seeks to reclaim it for herself. But unexpectedly, the once-distant man becomes passionately interested in her, but Charlotte remains firm in her decision. As she forges ahead with her new life, she faces numerous challenges, unearths troubling secrets from her past and hidden truths, she walks through endless drama and the schemes of her enemies. The question remains: Will Charlotte overcome these obstacles and find her path, or will she rediscover the love she has long awaited?

How could you forgive the one who shattered you and still makes your heart burn? Seth was a broke scholarship student by day, and a forbidden secret by night. Caught between survival and desire, he sold pieces of himself until one man changed everything. Then came a night of passion that ended in tragedy… and turned his world upside down. When the truth explodes, Seth is branded as a liar, a gold-digger, and worst of all…August’s ultimate betrayal. But love this raw doesn’t die so easily. Every kiss burns like revenge, every touch blurs into need, and the line between hatred and obsession vanishes between them. He’s the boy August can’t forgive… and the man he can’t let go of.

Business tycoon Kieran Kingsley swears that he will never marry. That is, until one day, a young wife is forced upon him. From that day on, Mr. Kingsley's life takes on a new chapter!"Mr. Kieran, Ms. Valerie just wrecked the Chesters' home.""Is she happy yet?""No …""Get a few more of our men to help her out.""Mr. Kieran, Ms. Valerie got into a fight with someone. The other party has just been admitted into the hospital.""Is she happy yet?""No …"Kieran carries on with his work. "Let her continue."One day, Kieran finds out that Valerie Wood got herself into a fight again. "Valerie Wood, do you need me to teach you a lesson?""Honey, you were never like this before," Valerie whines.Kieran points at her tummy. "Were you pregnant before?"At seven months pregnant, Valerie still gets herself into a fight? She succeeds in scaring the other party off and gets Kieran so scared that he nearly loses his mind. But she is elated that she won without doing anything!

Penelope was the woman everyone admired-beautiful, intelligent, and full of love. She was destined to marry Zion Alias Montelgo, one half of the powerful Montelgo twins. But on their wedding day, a tragic accident changed everything. Zivon Alexis Montelgo, Zion's twin, had always loved Penelope from afar. When the accident tore Zion and Penelope apart, Zivon seized the opportunity to make her his own. But as they begin their life together, cracks start to show, and Penelope isn't quite the woman Zivon remembers. Something about her is off-her smile, her touch, her very soul. Penelope isn't the same woman he fell for. Is the love he fought for real, or is there a deeper secret hidden behind her smile? Can they handle the truth when it comes to light?

Chase Greene, son of Alpha Ron Greene of the Greene Woodland Pack was getting introduced to his father's new wife's daughter, his stepsister and he couldn't be less interested in anything as he was on this. But the second she walked through the door and his eyes fell on her, his wolf awoke and screamed in his head, " Mate!" But she couldn't feel the bond and was getting married in no time. As much as it confused Chase why the moon goddess would make his stepsister his mate, he couldn't just watch her walk into the arms of another man. He was going to be the Alpha soon and he needed a mate so if his wolf chose her then she was HIS!