Your So Fat Jokes Novels & Stories

It's pathetic! He dropped that bomb and strutted off before I could fire back. I could hardly believe my ears that such boneheaded words came from the man I have loved for years. His so-called 'cozy winter promos' were just a table with free cups of cheap black coffee and some giveaway gloves out front. The coffee often went cold, untouched, and those gloves ended up in the street bin. However, Seth, of course, thought they were pure gold. Somehow, I was the one cashing in on Lily's ideas!

His mate, Joel, was twenty-five and the moment he met her, he impregnated her. “I feel like I am a cow because I’ve been eating so much.” I looked around my girth and whined, “I’ve become so fat.” “Fat is the new trend, love,” he chuckled. “Having more of you means I have more to love.” “Oh, hush!” I was already moping at my fatness and he was joking.

Mum scolded immediately. “None of the guys at school like me. They avoid me.” I said with a sad sigh. “You know I’ve never been asked out a date and I’m in my junior year already. It’s because I’m a fat nerd who wears glasses .” “Don’t say that and please don’t think about those boys. Their immature and they don’t deserve you. And you’re not fat!” Mum said the last line with a laugh. “Really?” I asked her. “So why are my boobs so big?”

They nodded, eyes wide and set on the scene before them. Walking closer to him, I pulled back my foot and kicked his side, playfully but still hard. The girls covered their mouths with their hands while Blondie groaned. "What the fuck Chan?" I bit back a laugh at the way he looked at me. "Get up Fats." He shot me a scowl when I said that. "I'm not fat! Again, I have abs!" I rolled my eyes. "If you have abs then use them to pull your ass up off the ground." I crossed my arms over my chest, still trying to stay serious as I watched him grown again and pull himself onto his butt.

It was still there, but lighter. “Yeah, pushy, that’s her,” he agreed. “My type? Girls who laugh at my jokes. Even the bad ones. And don’t mind if I suck at dancing.” “Your jokes? All bad, man,” I teased. I stretched my leg out and shoved his swing with my foot. It twisted to the side and he yelped. “Hey! Not all,” he shouted, trying to shove me back with his own foot. “Remember that one about Jax and the pizza? Gold.”

He says in between laughs. “You have no idea. I’m yet to find anyone who eats greasy and fatty foods like she does. Aria can power through junk food like it’s her only source of energy. And the worst part, she has the body of a supermodel, there isn’t a trace of fat to be found anywhere on her body. It’s the world’s greatest mystery, I tell you.” He just continues to laugh, and I roll my eyes and hit his arm. “Stop laughing, it’s annoying and frustrating and...and ugh, annoying!” The guy doesn’t stop laughing, rather he seems to laugh harder, clutching his stomach as he hunches over and laughs hard. “Was it by mistake that you repeated annoying twice, or was it just for emphasis?” He says be

"No. I'm not saying you're fat." She crossed her arms. "Then what are you saying, Zue?" "Umm. Let's say you are chubby." "Chubby? That's still the same as saying I'm fat." "Well, you are fat then." "Zuerien?!" "What?" "I'm not fat." "Of course you are. You won't stop eating too much, you know." "What?" "Yeah. You eat too much." She pouted like a baby and all he did was smile.

Even an elephant doesn’t eat so much! "Tum toh aise complain kar rahi ho jaise mein hathi jaisa mota hu! Mein sirf khata hun hathi jaisa lekin tumne toh meri fit body dekhi haina!" He said. ( You are complaining like I am fat just like an elephant. I only eat like an elephant but you have seen my fit body ) "Toh mein bhi kaha se laddoo jaisa dikhti hun?" She asked with her flaring nose. ( Then from where do I look like ladoo? )

However, Bob didn’t forget about Zoe calling herself fat, and told her after a couple glasses, "You don't have to slim down, Zoe." "I'm not planning to." "Didn't you say you were fat?" "But I never mentioned slimming down, either." "For real?" "For real," Zoe snorted, feeling that Bob was becoming a little troublesome after getting drunk. "Well, others aside, it won't feel good touching you if you slimmed down," Bob said bluntly. Zoe was utterly speechless. Why was he spouting that nonsense? All men are pigs! To make things worse, Bob looked dead serious. "I'm not kidding. Your figure’s just right."