Your So Fat Jokes Novels & Stories

Jacob added "You're not fat--" "I know,it just makes me feel like I am though" "Well,can you just order Malik and I some pizza?" Jennifer asked. "Then you and Jacob can go to the store and get y'all stuff for the cold cut wraps" "Pizza doesn't make you feel fat?" Sophia asked "No" Jennifer replied. "But I do need to put on a few pounds I feel myself losing weight" Jennifer said as Sophia sighs "Fine, I'll order you and your bae some pizza" Sophia said as she clicked on the pizza menu on her phone.

Joan rasped with a reddish face due to so much laughter. “ Seriously, I thought I was your friend” Phoebe muttered “ Of course you are…” Joan rasped and Sofia laughed out. “ I'm out”Phoebe rasped and stood up falling on the couch to rest. “ Are you that tired?” Sofia mumbled and Phoebe threw a glare her way. “ Ouch, sorry” Sofia muttered hiding her smile “I'm so hungry,” Joan groaned. “ Huh” Sofia and Minnie rasped before laughing out, Phoebe joined the laughter while Joan frowned at them.

Jeff jokes around and laughs his ass out. “Shut up,” “Shut up!” Both Seid and I yell at his not-so-funny joke.

Looking at the fat man's painful appearance, Li Meiyu smiled and said, "Fatty, is the military training so terrible? It's just ten days. Just take this opportunity to lose weight." Zhi Fubao said with a bitter face, "I wouldn't be afraid of military training if I were as thin as you. Think about it. The weight of you and my boss is less than mine. When I was in military training, it was equivalent to boss carrying you and a bag of noodles on his back. Do you think it's easy for me to do that?" After hearing what he said, all of them laughed together. It was really true. Zhi Fubao was too fat.

“In front of everyone.” Mariah’s eyes flash with anger. “No. You told the truth. Big difference.” I shake my head violently, tears spilling all over again. “They were laughing at me, Mariah. All of them. Even Jackson just… stood there.” My throat tightens until it hurts to swallow. “I’m so tired of being the joke.” Mariah takes my hands, forcing me to look at her. “Listen to me. You are not a joke.” “Yes, I am!” The words rip from my chest, jagged and sharp. “I’m the fat girl, Mariah. The embarrassing sister. The one who never fits in no matter what she does. That’s all anyone ever sees when they look at me.”

He looked at me with wide eyes, "Cupcakes stop eating, look how fat you are." He didn't. Oh he didn't. He fucking didn't. That idiot. He didn't. Did he? He did. My mouth hang open, i looked from him to Katherine who started laughing at us, "He called me fat , didn't he ?" I said with a shocked tone. "Babe you should be fat." He said in a matter of a fact tone, "It won't be normal if you are not fat." "Do you even know anything about women ?" I asked him as i raised an eyebrow.

I laughed, knowing that I had hit a sensitive spot. But then, Sophia suddenly looked up at me, a sly grin spreading across her face. "Actually, my ex-husband was a cheapskate," she said, her voice dripping with sarcasm. "He took me to the most luxurious place he could afford... the McD*nald's drive-thru." I burst out laughing, unable to contain my amusement. Sophia's joke was hilarious, and I was impressed by her quick wit. As I laughed, Sophia smiled, looking pleased with herself. "I'm glad I could make you laugh," she said, her eyes sparkling with amusement.

Martha, Anita and Lauren giggled to themselves before they raised their hands. “Yes” Justin muttered, his voice was emotionless. “It’s said that you’re very kind and helpful, I was wondering if you’ve got any help to render for the slim people who are trying to be obese” This felt like a blow on his face and he just glared at them without a word. “I’ve got an obese cousin who’s dying to lose weight. Should I send her your gym address? I’m sure you’ll be a great instructor and if you can help that fat thing over there, you can help anything in the world” Martha teased and everyone burst into laughter.

Jean whined and I laughed. “You eat a lot babe.” Blake said to Jean. “Are you calling me fat?” She snapped and I laughed. “No.. babe.. I mean..” “I hate you.” Jean hissed coldly and Aaron laughed to hard. “Stupid.” “You’re stupid.” “No, you are” Weirdos.

From the annoying high tone of the voice I could already tell who it was. "Adaeze" I said in a small voice. "Still haven't learnt to talk out ehn? Fatty" She teased with a bold smirk, her two friends behind her Runke and Hadiza released low chuckles clearly finding amusement in their friend making fun of me. "My name is not Fatty" I muttered lowly. She only laughed "Ehn but you are fat na, so the name fits perfectly" I will not cry. I will not cry. I will not cry. You promised yourself you won't let it get to you anymore Rica.