Best Fat Jokes

Tess betrayed by her boyfriend left the city without telling a soul, with only one thing on her mind, “revenge”.

What happens when a wedding planner has to work alongside a temperamental and annoying bride's brother to plan the wedding of the year? Chaos, pure chaos. The last thing Violet needed was a man to touch her slightly not so flat stomach (or perhaps it was a little more than slightly not to flat) and press her against a wall. She wasn't a model, and she knew it. So naturally, she just sucks her stomach in. Violet prided herself on creating the best weddings society has ever seen, the last thing she needed was to go head to head with the bride's brother, when planning Melbourne's biggest wedding of the year. Alex was everything Violet could dream about, but not touch. Handsome, built straight out of a magazine with the six pack. Was his interest in Violet genuine, or just another charm for the bedrest?

"กูไม่ชอบผู้หญิงผมหยิก" (หยิกหมอยอะไรนี่มันลอนมาม่าคะเสี่ย!) "แล้วกูก็ไม่ชอบผู้หญิงตัวเตี้ย" จึก!!! (โดนไป 1 ดอก ต้องการแพทย์ด่วนตรูอยากต่อความสูงตอนนี้! ) "ไม่ชอบผู้หญิงดัดฟัน" (ใครก็ได้ เอาช้อนมาแงะมันออกให้กูที!!!!) "ไม่ชอบผู้หญิงมีรอยสัก" (เห็นได้ไงฟะ!! เล็กกะจิดริดยังสาระแนตาดีอีกพ่อคุณ!! กลืนน้ำลายลงคอแทบไม่ทัน) "และอีกอย่าง... กูไม่ชอบผู้หญิงนมเล็ก!" กรี๊ดดดดดดด!!! นมเล็กแต่เซ็กส์จัดนะเว้ยไอ้เสี่ย! ฉันแทบกระอักออกมาเป็นเลือด อ้าปากค้างแบบกลางอากาศ นี้ตรูไม่ตรงสเปคมันเลยรึไงฟะ! แทบสะดุดล้ม เข่าทั้งสองแทบทรุดลงกับพื้น เจ็บจึกกับคำว่า ตรูนมเล็ก!!! "กูไปละ มีธุระต่อ" เค้าหันไปบอกเสี่ยภูแบบไม่แยแสฉันเลยสักนิด ไม่เลยสักนิด 😭 หึ! คิดว่าคนอย่างอีชาจะไม่มีอะไรดีเลยรึไง! "แต่หนูซิงนะคะ!!!"

Rasa hadir tanpa kata. Menciptakan asa dalam jiwa. Dan ketika cinta mulai bicara. Perubahan indah akan tercipta. Inilah yang dialami oleh William Nugraha, putra tunggal Adi Nugraha pemilik perusahaan yang berjalan di bidang properti. Siapa sangka jatuh cinta pada teman sekelasnya yang gendut namun cantik di matanya, membuat segala perilaku buruknya berubah. Menciptakan kebahagiaan bagi orang tuanya karena tak ada lagi Liam yang bandel dan sering mendapatkan surat cinta dari sekolah. Yang ada saat ini hanya Liam si bintang kelas peraih juara olimpiade matematika. Bahkan berhasil mendapatkan beasiswa kuliah di Harvard.

She was born to be Luna. But her name was stolen. Her plus-size body was seen as an object of ridicule and her life was switched with her sister's. Mabella watched her stepsister live the life she was supposed to have until the day of the Alpha’s wedding to her sister. The day fate snapped. The day the Alpha abandoned the bride… and claimed the fat sister instead. Now hated by the pack, framed as a traitor, and hunted by enemies within and beyond the territory, Mabella must survive a sister who would rather burn the kingdom than lose the crown. In a pack where beauty is power and betrayal is currency The Luna they mocked Is the one who will reign.

At my own wedding, the groom switched—Malcolm Lowell bailed, and the best man stepped in. Lumi, the Irving's real daughter, latched onto Malcolm's arm and smirked from the crowd. "I was just feeling a little low," she said. "Didn't think Malcolm would go this far for me." Malcolm raised a brow. "I just wanted to make her happy. You took her spot for years. Time to pay it back. This is for your own good." That's when it hit me—this whole wedding was a setup, a twisted show just to entertain Lumi. All because I was the adopted one. I'd lived in her place for over two decades. I didn't cry. Didn't freak out. I just took the new groom's hand, faced the priest, and said, "Keep going."

There's nothing more shattering than hearing that you're signed off as a collateral to marry in order to clear off your uncle's stupid debts. "So this is it" I pull the hoodie over my head and grab my duffel bag that is already stuffed with all my important stuff that I need for survival. Carefully I jump down my window into the bushes below skillfully. I've done this a lot of times that I've mastered the art of jumping down my window. Today is different though, I'm not coming back here, never! I cannot accept marrying some rich ass junkie. I dust the leaves off my clothe and with feathery steps, I make out of the driveway. A bright headlight of a car points at me making me freeze in my tracks, another car stops and the door of the car opens. There's always only one option, Run!

Matthew Guerrero is the youngest son of a Mafia boss. He is a hot-headed man who always lets his fists act before his brain. But on the day he almost died at the hands of a treacherous client of his family, a man saved him—and that man was none other than Kaizer, someone who drifts from job to job. Their paths cross again when Kaizer becomes a bodyguard for the Guerrero family. Even though Kaizer once saved Matthew’s life, the two of them still constantly clash, both inside and outside the Guerrero mansion. Yet as time goes by, they slowly come to understand each other, and no one can separate these two men—through hardship and joy, they are always together. They get kidnapped together, shot together, end up in the hospital together, and even suffer food poisoning together from the street food they ate. After everything painful they have gone through, they are always side by side. Until little by little, what they feel for each other begins to change. Matthew thinks at first that it is just because Kaizer is his friend, but he realizes that what he feels for the man who is always with him is something far deeper. It is not easy for them to confess their feelings to each other before finally becoming a couple and doing the things only couples do. But behind those happy moments, Kaizer is hiding a secret—one that will shatter Matthew’s heart and world. A secret he has kept hidden for so long, one that will eventually explode and damage their love: a love born from trust and true affection… and lies.

THEY SAID NO WAY..................... Ashton Cooper and Selena McKenzie hated each other ever since the first day they've met. Selena knew his type of guys only too well, the player type who would woo any kinda girl as long as she was willing. Not that she was a prude but there was a limit to being loose, right? She would teach him a lesson about his "loving and leaving" them attitude, she vowed. The first day Ashton met Selena, the latter was on her high and mighty mode looking down on him. Usually girls fell at his beck and call without any effort on his behalf. Modesty was not his forte but what the hell, you live only once, right? He would teach her a lesson about her "prime and proper" attitude, he vowed. What they hadn't expect was the sparks flying between them...Hell, what now? ..................AND ENDED UP WITH OKAY

Just when everything was going as planned Joanne was feeling the stress of her wedding and scheduled a doctor's appointment. A couple days later she gets a call that stops her plans in their tracks. "Ms. Hart, you're pregnant." Will all her best days ever come crashing to an end?