Your So Fat Jokes Novels & Stories

"Nah, she's too fat," he remarked. For one thing, my friend who said that could have stood to lose ten to fifteen kilograms himself. Next, we were dressed like middle class college kids - jeans, shirts that were most likely clean when we picked them out of the laundry basket, light jackets and the shoe thing.

She sighed. “Why don’t you just tell them you’re bloated, or something like that? Like your healthy lifestyle was ruined and that you’re depressed and, you’re not on diet anymore.” She then, suggested. I ogled at her. “Are you kidding me right now? Cuz bitch, I’m not taking any lame jokes, I’m dealing with freaking serious matters here!” My shoulders sagged. She nodded repeatedly, face softened with unspoken apologies.

“Thanks. I do have a couple girls I’m talking too right now. I like to keep my options open.” Cori rolled her eyes before she messed up her kid brother’s hair. “Don Juan here is a real smooth talker. Didn’t you call one of those girl’s fat?” “It came out wrong! And it was taken way out of context Cori. You know I like my girls with some meat on their bones.” “You and me both bro,” said Leo first bumping Donny again. Amber cleared her throat, “Are you saying I’m fat Leo?” “Girl you thick. Like a comfortable mattress.”

No amount of sit ups got rid of my muffin tops of bulge of a stomach that was bigger than a blown up balloon and no amount of push ups help the bra fat and the shoulder blade being covered in a layer of delicious buttery fat. Delicious. I groaned seeing a group of people training on the other side and some on tight rope walking. Guess you had to be that stick thin to do that sport. What if they fell and broke their leg? I shudderd leaning backwards into the ground and closed my eyes. I could just sleep here if I thought I wouldn't get bugged or raped or killed. I smirked, well I could always just say, at least they found something in me attractive, to my mother.

“Who said you are calling me fat?” The three burst out laughing. “You? Who else? You’re the only fat woman here.” I did push my anger down, thinking these bastards were not worth it, but the way they giggled and looked at me with disgust, all my restraint was thrown out of the window. “Me? Fat?” “What else? Or are you in denial?” he asked. “Your fat. The most fat among all.” Another wave of anger roared through my mind. As if my hands had a mind of their own, my palms landed on the man’s cheeks.

or “fat." Do you know what it feels like to be constantly reminded of something you hate the most about yourself? Like someone constantly pointing out your insecurities? That’s how I felt every time I went to school. They’d make fat jokes, tease me, play pranks on me and call me different types of degrading names; and generally just do anything that’d make me feel bad about myself.

He said and the other guys chuckled. The mockery has been non-stop. Every time we meet up, there always has to be at least one joke or parody in reference to Sophia. "Would you guys ever get tired of toasting me?" Huh?" I asked. "Never." Fred answered. "We love you too much." "I agree." Hendrix added. "Speaking of Sophia... Uh, has she finally told you where she is?" I refused to answer which made them all roar with laughter. "This is a running joke and it needs to stop. I mean it!"

"Are you trying to say I'm fat?" "I'm not trying to say you're fat. I'm saying you're fat. " I tell her with a raise of my shoulder and she says, "Bitch, we're literally of the same weight! How the fuck am I fat?" "You've gained weight, Lia. How has that gone past your notice?" I let out a chuckle and her frown deepens as she turns to the mirror in front of her, her hands sliding down her arms to the sides before she turns back to me and mutters, "I'm not fat. "

she said eyeing me weirdly. I smacked her arm "how rude!I am not fat...am I ?"I asked in horror. She rubbed her arm,"ouch that actually hurt woman! I was just saying okay,maybe you should lay off that junk food you are so obsessed with." I rolled my eyes,as If I would ever betray pizza,onion rings,zinger wings and beef burgers! "Oh no ways ,forget it." She laughed "don't say I didn't warn you." "Yeah whatever,"

I nodded. She laughed. I don't really understand what's so funny. Being around them makes me feel like a clown. Julia was the one who always kept them in check. "Sorry for laughing," Vivian said. "Actually, I know someone who sells something like that. A friend of mine has seen a lot of testimonies from her customers. Maybe you should give it a try." "Really?" My eyes sparkled with delight. "Yeah. And it's not even expensive. In just three months, you'll start watching all that fat disappear. You'll be slender like me—though you might need to fix the saggy skin afterward."