Your So Fat Jokes Mga Nobela at Kwento

I say teasing. “Yes, you have to now,” Fatima laughs. “You can’t be serious. I am not paying for anyone’s meal,” Emma says laughing with us. “Yeah, we know, we are just joking.” I say smiling. “You better be.” “You guys won’t believe what happened to me yesterday.” Fatima says after our laughter dies down. “What happened?” I ask.

I replied, Staring at the one who’d asked about my identity. "This doesn't concern you", said another with a husky voice. Letting out a very sarcastic smile I said, "Anyone ever told you you sound exactly like your look"? “Are you calling me fat?” The man sneered, as he dropped the girl's shoulder and took a step forward. “I didn’t, you just did” I answered, Smiling sarcastically.

I raised an eyebrow, "Butter who?" "It's butter if you don't know," he said cracking up laughing half way and I stepped aside to let him in, he bent down kissing my cheek which felt strange "I have a pizza joke too but it's not that funny. Ooh what smells nice? I have pizza, monopoly, and shit six dollar wine I picked up from ALDI, if we get poisoned, call triple zero, so have that on speed dial"

“What’s wrong? Why are you pouting?” I crossed my arms, my lips pressing together stubbornly. “I’m fat.”

She nodded, “ yes, you will fat if you it anada wan” “ Ma, look, you don't have to worry about anything. I won't grow fat just by having another bowl of ramen”. “ That's wat you peeple say. You don't know that if you it anada wan, you will want anada wan, and if you it that wan, you will still want anada wan, and before we know what is happening, you will fat, just like that fat big man-baby there”, she unapologetically pointed at a plus-size man sitting behind us, whose face was buried in his bowl of ramen, and we almost ran out of breath while trying not to laugh.

“Who said you are calling me fat?” The three burst out laughing. “You? Who else? You’re the only fat woman here.” I did push my anger down, thinking these bastards were not worth it, but the way they giggled and looked at me with disgust, all my restraint was thrown out of the window. “Me? Fat?” “What else? Or are you in denial?” he asked. “Your fat. The most fat among all.” Another wave of anger roared through my mind. As if my hands had a mind of their own, my palms landed on the man’s cheeks.

He said and the other guys chuckled. The mockery has been non-stop. Every time we meet up, there always has to be at least one joke or parody in reference to Sophia. "Would you guys ever get tired of toasting me?" Huh?" I asked. "Never." Fred answered. "We love you too much." "I agree." Hendrix added. "Speaking of Sophia... Uh, has she finally told you where she is?" I refused to answer which made them all roar with laughter. "This is a running joke and it needs to stop. I mean it!"

"Are you trying to say I'm fat?" "I'm not trying to say you're fat. I'm saying you're fat. " I tell her with a raise of my shoulder and she says, "Bitch, we're literally of the same weight! How the fuck am I fat?" "You've gained weight, Lia. How has that gone past your notice?" I let out a chuckle and her frown deepens as she turns to the mirror in front of her, her hands sliding down her arms to the sides before she turns back to me and mutters, "I'm not fat. "

she said eyeing me weirdly. I smacked her arm "how rude!I am not fat...am I ?"I asked in horror. She rubbed her arm,"ouch that actually hurt woman! I was just saying okay,maybe you should lay off that junk food you are so obsessed with." I rolled my eyes,as If I would ever betray pizza,onion rings,zinger wings and beef burgers! "Oh no ways ,forget it." She laughed "don't say I didn't warn you." "Yeah whatever,"

I nodded. She laughed. I don't really understand what's so funny. Being around them makes me feel like a clown. Julia was the one who always kept them in check. "Sorry for laughing," Vivian said. "Actually, I know someone who sells something like that. A friend of mine has seen a lot of testimonies from her customers. Maybe you should give it a try." "Really?" My eyes sparkled with delight. "Yeah. And it's not even expensive. In just three months, you'll start watching all that fat disappear. You'll be slender like me—though you might need to fix the saggy skin afterward."