Perfect Timing
My roommate, Nathan White, says he practices extreme mindfulness and can't kill any living creatures.
On the very first day of college, he grabs my electric mosquito swatter and stops me. "Mosquitoes are living creatures too. How can you kill them?"
That night, he opens every window in our dorm, saying he wants to leave the door open for any little lives that have lost their way.
I get bitten so badly that I develop a high fever and an allergic reaction. My eyelids swell so much that I can barely open my eyes.
When I put up a mosquito net, he tears it down with tears in his eyes. "How can you be so selfish? If you cover yourself up, what's going to happen to them?"
In my previous life, those words marked the beginning of my condemnation by everyone in my dorm, my entire class, and even the campus confession page. They say I'm cold-blooded and that Nathan is simply too kindhearted and criticize me for being unable to tolerate just a few mosquitoes.
In the end, my high fever leads to an infection, and I go into anaphylactic shock and end up in the ICU. Meanwhile, Nathan faces the camera with an aggrieved expression and claims that my hostility is what provoked the mosquitoes to attack me.
When I open my eyes again, I'm back on the first day of college.
Nathan is holding down my electric mosquito swatter and looking at me expectantly. "You won't hurt them, right?"
I pick up my phone and head straight to the office of the faculty member in charge. "Ms. Zimmer, I'd like to apply for permission to live off campus."
Whoever wants to turn the dorm into a wildlife sanctuary can do as they please. I want no part in it.