4th July Joke Novels & Stories

Lilly asked. “Knock yourself out,” I replied. “So, are we going to bother to address the elephant in the room?” Julie asked, looking over at her sisters. “Don’t you mean the wolf in the room,” I replied, trying to lighten the mood. My comment managed to make Lilly laugh out loud. “Right,” Julie replied, not sounding impressed with my joke, “So, you smell like a rogue,” Julie stated looking at me.

“I can’t wait for Friday so you’ll crush those people faces, especially that shortie.” “Who? Mr Reyes?” He nodded. “Don’t tell me the great Julian is scared of him.” I teased. “Scared of someone who’s not half my height, oh please, tell another joke.” He said and burst into laughter. Which I joined. All of a sudden Next Friday suddenly didn’t feel a week away. It felt like a countdown.

“I find that hard to believe sometimes.” “Would you be jealous if you weren’t the first?” “You have a great sense of humour; you could become a successful comedian. I wouldn't be surprised if you told me that your birthday's on April 1st.” “Fun fact, you guessed the month correctly. It's April 29th. What about you?” “That's for me to know and for you to find out.” “Shouldn't friends tell each other when their birthdays are?” “Anyway, Tis is back.”

POV X Happy fucking Fourth of July, okay not really, it’s July 2nd but who wants to party on a Monday? So today we celebrate..which is the last fucking thing I want to do because I don’t feel like being annoyed by a bunch of drunk assholes. I was going to forget the whole thing altogether but of course, Millie caught wind of it and wanted in on the party, I don’t know why because she can’t even drink which is worse than being drunk at these parties. There’s no way in hell I’d let her be here at this or any party without me so naturally I’m sitting here sweating my balls off.

"You have no idea–I was just joking around, but those disgusting guys went crazy asking me for your contact." The old me would have already been crying, asking her how she could do this to me, voice breaking. Not this me. My teeth clenched so hard they hurt. My whole body trembled with anger. I snatched the flyer out of her hand and slapped her across the face. Tara screamed, clutching her cheek in disbelief. "You hit me? I treat you like my best friend, and you can't even take a joke anymore?" Best friend? I let out a cold laugh.

"I'm sorry I'm late, CeCe." The moment those words—sounding especially respectful and familiar—left Terrence's lips, the whole private room fell silent. Everyone's eyes widened, as if they couldn't believe what they'd just heard. After a brief silence, Vanessa suddenly burst into loud, shrill laughter. "CeCe? Oh my goodness, that's hilarious!" She pointed at me, her face full of disdain and contempt. "I knew it! How could a fresh graduate like you possibly land a client as tough as Gilla Group on your own? Turns out all you did was just climb into Mr. Kapowsky's bed!"

You don’t make a cement pillar out of someone after asking them questions that determine the extent of brain trauma. “Wednesday?” It comes out as a question. “The date?” I need to think about it for a moment. Fourth of July was last Saturday. “July eighth.” This time it’s not a question. I’m gaining my bearings. My eyes are also adjusting to the shadows and I can make out more of Moon’s features.

I bit my lip and stifled a laugh, trying to imagine how Adam would respond to this. “I’d probably be a zucchini, versatile and ready for any culinary adventure.” He laughed. “Oh, very good answer, sir!” Jules laughed on the other end of the phone. I couldn’t believe I was witnessing this exchange. Jules had a way of making even the most unconventional questions sound somehow relevant. “Next up,” Jules continued, “If you had a warning label, what would it say?” “Warning: handle with care. Prone to spontaneous adventure and terrible puns.” Adam answered as I heard Jules chuckle.

"Tell me where the cameras are, or I'll call the police!" The man stared at her insidiously. After a while, a hint of shock flashed between his eyes and he said, "It's you!" One day earlier. It was the first day of April or as everyone would say April Fool's Day. According to the netizens it was the best time for someone to declare their love because if they got rejected, they could just laugh and say—"Haha, I made a fool of you!" At the very least, they could retreat in a splendid manner.

And seeing the curious looks in his parents’ eyes caused him to continue talking, “Your nice brother almost got me killed, father” Mr Hart burst out laughing because he seriously thought Axel was joking with him. He switched on his cell phone and checked today's date in his calendar app. “Sorry, son, but your prank had no effect on me because it came late. Today is April 2nd. Yesterday was April fool's day, not today”. He chuckled even more after he had said this to Axel. “Does this scar look like a joke to you, father?”. Axel said. He impatiently showed his once badly injured leg to his father.