Bad Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

“And you've lost me.” “What if he doesn’t like me back?” “With him, that's impossible. Believe me when I say that he's flirted with many girls and the only responses he's ever gotten are slaps and being turned down. He definitely won't turn down a girl who likes him back. If anything, he'll be over the moon and never let you go.” “You sure?” “Yeah, I've known him long enough to know that what I said are facts and don't mind his bad pickup lines, that's how he is. Actually, wait here.” She went over to Ichiya.

He sings in the worst voice ever. "Okay! First of all- never, ever, do that again. I beg of you. And second of all- not on your life. I'd rather think of a hundred disgusting things like, ohh I don't know dogs mating, than you. You are the last thing I'd ever think about." I scoffed. "Ahh, but you still think of me. Because you said just now and I quote, 'you are the last thing I'd ever think about'. He smirks.

She slumps on the ground and tries to crawl away but he grabs her by the throat. “Janine, I’ll punish you for being a wh*ore!” the man screams at her. “You’ve been going out with Stevie! I can’t let this go. I’ll make sure that you’ll only love me!” “No-AAHHHHH!” … Lincoln is casually walking along the pavement near his home when he hears the loud noise of a bike’s motor. The bike is speeding fast on the empty road but it abruptly stops, breaking down. It skids on the road and the biker falls down, hurting his leg. Thankfully, he’s wearing a helmet.

"T... this is the best you have, you better go to your bed now." he said rolling his eyes. "No, you are the best that I have." he was looking at her gulping hard on his saliva, chewing on his lower lip. "Wow, I am such a genius, I created my own pick-up line." she patted her own shoulder with pride. "You should stop using the internet too much, first the love calculator and now these pickup lines." he flicked his finger on her forehead.

I never stopped punching his back and he remained unaffected. "Seriously Pretty girl, that's not going to help you." He said and I could almost sense him smirking. Pretty girl? Is that even an endearment? "You are seriously out of your mind!" I said as I could see us getting into the parking lot. "Can't help it. I am always thinking about you." "Wait, did you just use a pick-up line on me? What are you, Brett Parker?" "Don't ruin the moment for me, pretty girl."

“Oh, I’m sorry, are you trying to make me fall for you? Is that what this is?” I burst out laughing and rolled my eyes. “If it’s really not obvious then I’mgoing6 to have to bring back the pick-up lines.” “You like those lines, huh? Do they work for you a lot?” she asked, taking a sip of her wine as the waitress set it on the table. I nodded in answer. “Usually they never fail. You’re really denting my ego here, cupcake. Maybe you should cut me a little slack.” “Hmm, I don’t think so. Where would be the fun in that? You know you love me rejecting you.” She narrowed her eyes at me playfully as she leant back in her chair and studied her menu.

"But, babe, Are you made up of Fluorine, Iodine and Neon? Because you are so FINe" "No! I'm made of Nitrogen and Oxygen, and that's a NO" Pick up lines? Really? I know every witty comebacks to them. "You know, you look a lot like my next girlfriend" He threw again. "And you look exactly like the guy I turned down two seconds from now" I replied smugly. He laughed, I smiled. Two can play this game. "But I want to give myself to you" He said again. "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." I responded.

I leaned to his shoulder and smiled. "I love you.. a lot Kenneth Domanco.. Nicholas Lemiere." I said. "You're mean to me Chloe but I still can't say that word." "I know.” "I remembered when Leo my brother said about how to hit girls.. He teached me a few pick up lines and when I thought about it now that's the stupidest thing that he ever told me.” He chuckled and I'm happy hearing him trying to tell me about his life. "What did he teach you?" "This 'You're beautiful like the sun in the sky.. can I get your number?'. That's the stupidest pick up line ever.” He laughed and I chuckled.

“And if I fail to give you 100 chemistry pickup lines?” “I will get to that later so do we have a deal?” “Yeah, I guess we do.” Dwight said as he brought his hand for a handshake. And that’s how my problems started, I thought he wouldn’t actually give me a 100 pickup lines, because for a while, he kept quiet and I thought I was victorious, hell I was already making planes of what I will tell him to do, but I didn’t know that he was just getting ready, now we are on number 84 and I have never been so frustrated since that holdup in traffic five years ago in Senegal. I already told him to stop, but his smart reply was we had a deal…. I made a deal with the fucking devil.