Bad Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

Charlotte patiently listens to her, letting the girl rant her heart out. “I know I’m in a relationship with him but what if I’m bad at it?” Halsey goes on. “Or…or…what if he loses interest in me afterwards? And…and…” “Hales,” Charlotte begins. “Did he say that his past dates were mostly at friend’s places or just makeout sessions?” “Yes.” “Those were unplanned and he sorta just…went with the flow?” “I think so.” Charlotte smiles and pats her goddaughter’s head.

In their eyes, I was nothing more than a high-earning single man—a juicy bone they would gnaw clean no matter what. When I got home from work one day, I unlocked my door. The delivery man behind me—wearing a yellow uniform—rushed forward, shoved me inside, and slammed the door shut. I looked at him in panic. "Who are you? What do you want?" My mind raced through all those news stories about delivery men breaking in to rob and kill people. I quickly said, "I know you've just lost your way. If you want money, I'll give it to you. And I won't press charges afterward."

“If you’re talking about the ceremony, it went great. You and your mother are now officially part of the family. No going back, so if you’re having a rethink, expel it from your mind.” He concluded dramatically. “Of course not. Why would I be having a rethink? I have you. You’re better than a rethink.” “Damn! That was some crazy lines. I could use that on a girl, you know?” “Well, without pickup lines, girls would certainly heed over heels for you.” His grin widened. “Yes, I am. You’re cute.” He frowned. “Eh? Me? Cute? I’m not a bunny, only bunnies are cute.”

the man continued while looking at Almond's side profile, "I didn't know what I wanted in a woman, not until I saw you." "..." "I even wondered if you are a band-aid, because 'cause I scraped my knees falling for you." "..." "Anyway, are you single?" "..." "If you are, I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week's hottest single." Almond got tired of the man's pick up line. She bored a look at him and dropped her threat, "Get lost. I'm capable of killing you, BASTARD."

The memory was so vivid I could almost smell the candles—he always mixed the scents just right. A real smile tugged at my lips since I lost them for the first time. “And when he screwed up? Forget flowers—he’d come home with a spa gift card. Oh, and his jokes…” I laughed wetly. “God, the terrible pick-up lines.” “Like what?” Luke asked softly as he pulled back onto the road.

He decided that maybe a bouquet of flowers wouldn't work, so he thought that he needed some pick-up lines for Eve. I really hope that this time he will get a chance to talk with his mate and work things out. But at least every one of us here knows now that Carter wouldn't give up on Eve easily. "Carter, you need a pick-up line that will make her drop her underwear," Lucas suggested, that makes Sally snort and crown, "Really? And why is my underwear still up your zipper line?" "Oh come on babe!" Lucas groaned, "I don't want her to drop any underwear, I just want her to like me once we talk, okay?" Carter sighed,

"Nice try, Taylor. But I've got one for you: Is your name G****e? Because you have everything I've been searching for." Taylor chuckled. "Touché, my friend. You've been practicing." Their lighthearted banter extended beyond the confines of the school walls. At a local mall, they found themselves in a competition to see who could come up with the cheesiest pickup lines to use on unsuspecting shoppers. D'Andre approached a group of friends with a confident smile. "Excuse me, ladies, I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?" Taylor wasn't one to back down from a challenge. He sidled up to a couple window shopping and struck up a conversation. "Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connec

He immediately took notice of the beautiful girl who was sitting alone. He quickly made his way over to her. "Do you like Star Wars? Because YODA only one for me?" "Excuse me?" Hazel scoffed. Carson flashed her his pearly white teeth. "Is your name G****e? Because you have everything I've been searching for." "Do these cheesy pickup lines ever work for you? Because they're not working now!" Hazel was not impressed at all. "You'd be surprised how many times they actually worked," Carson said proudly.

How strange to feel it now with this man I didn’t know. “Hi, I’m Aidan, but you can call me tonight or tomorrow.” He smiled, introducing himself with a lame pickup line. “Seriously? That’s your pickup line?” I laughed. He laughed too, and well fuck me, that sound woke my pussy. How can a hot guy with an accent like that be here and single? I could understand if he was supernatural, especially a werewolf. A human-looking this good and being single? Something must be wrong with him. Likely, he’s a player.

It's just that. "He's asking you for a date, girl! I suggest you should go," Barra nudged me, nodding continuously in an attempt to convince me. "He gives me an ick with his corny punch lines," I reasoned out. I couldn't forget the discomfort I felt the night he drove me home. Flirty men just aren't my cup of tea, I guess. I'm not into flowery pick-up lines. It makes me want to puke. "Then, do it for the plot! After all, finding someone perfect nowadays is a rare occurrence. Do it for the experience! We'll never know; this man could be the one for you," Barra suggested, planting seeds of contemplation in my mind.