Bad Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

“If you’re talking about the ceremony, it went great. You and your mother are now officially part of the family. No going back, so if you’re having a rethink, expel it from your mind.” He concluded dramatically. “Of course not. Why would I be having a rethink? I have you. You’re better than a rethink.” “Damn! That was some crazy lines. I could use that on a girl, you know?” “Well, without pickup lines, girls would certainly heed over heels for you.” His grin widened. “Yes, I am. You’re cute.” He frowned. “Eh? Me? Cute? I’m not a bunny, only bunnies are cute.”

"I just couldn't stand seeing her with you and she keeps badmouthing me. I don't know why she hates me." Nicholas knelt to her level, "I'm sorry. I should control her more. She just can't take the fact that I fell for you easily. I mean, it's hard not to fall when it's you." She smiled, "Are you using pick up lines on me now?" "They are not pick up lines, that's the simple truth. I fell like an idiot and I don't regret it." He said and kissed her. He pulled away, "Were you waiting for me? You don't usually come in here."

“I don’t know. I feel like I scared you last night. I was waiting for your reply” I immediately released a soft chuckle in direct response to Xavier. “Right. Those pick-up lines are corny as fuck.” I voiced out not really wanting to admit the fact that he did got me with those cheesy lines. Of course I’m not going to just tell him that I almost ran out of air because that’s basically me giving in. I’m not like one of those fickle and gullible girls who would easily fall for someone who’s just spitting corny pick-up lines. “Or maybe...” Xavier stepped right in front of me drenched with such vanity which somehow suited him.

I’d been working two years in this nightclub trying to raise enough money for Royal Group screenwriting school, and met a lot of men who sometimes came on too strong, but never one who sucked so bad at taking a hint. Clearly, red leather guy needed to be told off. Pursing my lips, I shook my head and rested my hand on my hip, “Look, Bill is it? I bet your catty weak lines usually work on girls that are just drifting like you, looking to have a good time with whatever dick that comes their way, but I’m not that girl, so why don’t you do us both a favor and just maybe save the shitty lines and try your luck somewhere else. Although I’ll pity the unfortunate girl who goes home with you.” I hiss

"What? You think I don't mean it?" "I think pick-up lines are just so lame and overrated." I shrugged with yet another sip. Yes, let me get numb. "That's not true. There are some pretty good." "Not there aren't. They're all cheesy and predictable." "No, hear this one: did it hurt? When you fell from-" "-From heaven?" I finished for him and rolled my eyes. "You just proved my point."

“Fuck, are you a lady at all?” “What? You want me to blush?” She asked sarcastically “Of course any lady will be falling at their feet just to hear me say that to them” “Then go to any lay cause I'm not them” She glared pushing my head, “Your hand is even strong” I grumbled “Learn new words, your pick-up lines are retarded” She said savagely “Aish……” I groaned and tried to stand up but she'd pushed my head back, “Learn new lines, these ones are not making me blush anymore”

"Mr Nick Winston, that was the worst pick up line I've ever heard for the record." The girl beside me laughed and gave thumbs up to Elena saying, "That was a bummer!" Elena laughed together with her. "Then I'll make it only for me." Elena pleaded me, "Ah! No. I need too. Please. I came to eat your cooking. Um… that was the best pickup line ever. It was the first time I heard it. And it's true." She said to that girl, "Mind your business. He's the best." "Go and Look in that row. I'll come after getting here."

Shawn said, trying to wake Adam up. Instead of waking up, Adam laughed. Next, he patted Shawn's cheek instead. "Out all of the people, Shawn, I never thought you would be the most innocent," Adam said, and when he saw Shawn's expression harden, Adam quickly added, "Not this way. I told someone to sabotage my father's room and record his lewd actions with that bitch! And...." Adam spread his arms, looked up, and laughed as he said, "I'm going to spread it all over the world."

Fabiana, Jason is not ugly, you should give yourself a chance with him. Should I? Should I give me a chance with him? But, I don't like him and I can't be with someone I don't feel anything. It is better to be patient, there is a saying that says: He who perseveres will reach. And, I should wait for something good to happen to me in the end. I hope so. The only person who has caught my attention has been Bismarck: Bismarck. He and I graduated together, he is funny, he always makes me smile with his witticisms, he is nice, he is not like everyone else, he is part of the religion: Jehovah's Witnesses. I want someone like that in my life. Someone who has no vices, who is a good person. But, I h

"I even wondered if you are a band-aid, because I scraped my knees falling for you." "..." "Anyway, are you single?" "..." "If you are, I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week's hottest single." Chocolate got tired of the man's pickup line. She bored a look at him and dropped her threat, "Get lost. I'm capable of killing you, BASTARD." The man, who planned of saying: 'Are you a vegetable? You are so cute-cumber.' But he retreated his plan because this woman in front of him isn't cute at all!