Bad Pun Jokes Novels & Stories

"You have no idea–I was just joking around, but those disgusting guys went crazy asking me for your contact." The old me would have already been crying, asking her how she could do this to me, voice breaking. Not this me. My teeth clenched so hard they hurt. My whole body trembled with anger. I snatched the flyer out of her hand and slapped her across the face. Tara screamed, clutching her cheek in disbelief. "You hit me? I treat you like my best friend, and you can't even take a joke anymore?" Best friend? I let out a cold laugh.

Just as he got there, Shawn knew who the madman wanted to spend his money on this many people. Standing at the table holding up a beer bottle, Adam babbled and laughed. Some of his friends forced him to get off the table, but Adam refused. He was so drunk that Shawn doubted he was serious about giving away free beers, but none of his friends stopped people from getting beers. So maybe it was confirmed that Adam had gone mad.

I sat down on my bed, and my cellmate inquired whether everything was all right. I could not even tell them what was up because they were continuously making fun of the circumstances. "Come on, how can he be fine if he has not touched an ass in a while?" The other muttered something, and everyone started laughing. "Rich people have incredibly dumb addictions. Imagine what would happen if he did not make it to tomorrow due to ass," he added, and the chuckles got louder. “Are you done talking?” I asked as I stood up with a serious look.

Heavy with shit we weren’t saying. I cleared my throat. “Alright. That’s enough depressing hospital talk. You know what would really make my day better?” He glanced at me, brows raised. “A really dumb joke.” Andrew blinked. Then tilted his head a little, lips twitching like he was fighting a smile. “A dumb joke?” I nodded, lips curving around the cigarette still hanging from my mouth. “Come on. Hit me.” He gave me a look—half skeptical, half amused. “Fine. What do you call a sad strawberry?”

Not even a little bit? I moved back away from him and when I said nothing,he came around to stand beside me again,he held my hand and we continued walking. “I’ve been browsing through a number of jokes this couple of days.I think I’ve become a very funny man.” I suppressed my lips in a tight line.”You don’t say.” “How do you open a banana?”He asked. “You peel it open.”I shrugged. “No.With a mon-key.” I grimaced and when he saw I didn’t get the joke,he rattled out.

Because he was joking, ¿right? Rich laughed when he saw my face. "You should have seen your face" he says "It is a joke, V, it is a surprise, so I can't tell you where we are going. I laughed too. "Ok"I assented, starting to walk with him towards the exit of the university. To your death. That phrase unintenttionally repeated in my head, but I decided to bury it and focus on Rich, because he seemed a good person for me and besides, I was starting to experience cute feelings towards him.

"I see!" Beside him, Bigby wheeled on the punks around them. "Hey! That's enough out of you brats! Who do you think you are, mocking my besties, when I'm the richest dude all around?" However, as soon as he spoke, another punk chuckled, "Well, I am mocking them—what are you going to do about it?" "Haha! If you're hanging out with those losers, that would mean you're a loser too, stupid fatso!"

A group of men sat together, exchanging filthy and crude jokes. This was nothing but another normal day in their lives.

"Okay! Okay! I will stop, but that joke of yours isn't good. Aren't there any more funny jokes?" I sat down next to Shin again. "I still have a lot of jokes," I replied. "Okay let me hear," "Here is a knock-knock joke. Knock-knock," - Me. "Who's there?" - Shin. "Tank," - Me. "Tank, who?" - Shin. "You're welcome!" Shin and I both poker-faced to that joke at the same time so I immediately drew a long line on it. "Knock! Knock!" - Me.

I replied and laughed softly at my dirty jokes. "Did he do it? Who is the better fucker, the father or the son?" Luciano asked, I acted like I'm thinking about his question. "Of course you are the better and the best fucker. Zuck still needs a little practice, you should train him to be beast in bed." I replied and could not stop myself from laughing. I heard Luciano laugh too because of the antics I was telling him. Until now, it still surprised me and makes me happy in a strange way every time I make Luciano laugh or I see him laughing at some stupid jokes because I often see him laughing.