Novel & Cerita Basketball Jokes

I felt so embarrassed. “Are you insane?!” Ryu suddenly shouted. I gazed up to see that he wasn’t talking to me but someone behind me. Ryu stalked towards him and jacked him by the collar. “What the hell was that? You could have seriously injured him!” I recognized the guy as one of the basketball players in school though I couldn’t remember his name. “Just chill man. It was a joke. We’re having fuuuuun” the guy said. Ryu shook him angrily. “You threw a glass cup at him and you call that fun? What the hell is wrong with the people in this school? How can playing with people’s lives be fun to you guys?!”

One of the guys mocked and they all laughed "Kill them, Rita, suck them dry" I take the ball they threw at me "who got this?" "Oh, it's out lucky ball, we use it every game, " one of the Jock said "so give it" I use one hand to pop it, everyone was shocked "How -how did you do that" I threw it at them "Try me, and it's your heads I'll be popping" "You freaking bitch, that was our lucky ball, you are so dead" ha! Time to teach these losers they are meaning with the wrong girl

Since they looked so pressured. "Good job, team!" Couch shouted after we ended the game with a score of 121-97. A rare smile etched on our couch face. "Couch, the entire team was waiting for your treat." That has been the second joke Nate had been able to throw against him. The first one was when he got the three points after throwing the ball from the middle of the court that made the crowd crazier! "What you, guys, want? A hundred push-ups? I'm cool with it." A modulated voice was uttered by him. There was a tumultuous laugh was heard from my teammates.

They were playing with pong balls. “If you have balls, then put the ball in it.” He threw some pong balls towards me after cracking the worst joke possible. I glared at him and he immediately shut his mouth. “What a pun!!” Ashely chuckled sarcastically and I don’t know why they like such jokes, but they got along with them well. While I quietly took the challenge and aimed the balls. This is something I am most confident about and they started to land in the cups perfectly. All the cups that were in the pyramid shape had balls.

“Obviously you really do think that I am joking here, why are you cracking such lame joke all of a sudden?.” “I am not joking.” Sharon and Luke were so shocked that they couldn't say anything.

I said “Could say the same thing about you both” he looked between us “What have you been up to, new friends?” May asked “Something like that, and I tried out for basketball” he said “That’s great” I gave him a little smile “I don’t think I’m getting in though” he laughed “Why not?” May asked “Might have played too rough” he laughed “The selected people from the basketball tryout have been pasted!” Someone announced “Let’s go check it” May said

“You get the first shot.” Leo took up position at the top of the court, right behind the three-point line, and went for a jump shot. The ball swished through the hoop. Grabbing the rebound, I dribbled out to where he’d stood and went for the exact same shot. I hadn’t played any sort of basketball in close to ten years, but I still managed to get the ball to rattle inside the rim, damn near sinking the shot before the basket decided it didn’t like the flavor and regurgitated the ball back out onto the pavement. “That’s ‘H’,” He said, scooping up the ball. “Playing ball with my son”. A sentence I never thought I’d hear. A son I barely knew, sure, but my boy regardless. This was fun. More fun t

She hissed, “we need to leave immediately!” “Alright, alright.” I patted her arm. “I’ll just get the eggplants.” I turned and beamed widely at the worried girl. “Have you seen a brinjal this big and shiny?! It’s like—.” “A cock soaked in cum,” someone said. What...? My face feel deadpanned as it swivelled up to voice. An elderly man in Einstein’s age and appearance was bellowing in laughter at his own dirty joke, his round belly shaking uncontrollably.

Trust me, that's one thing I wouldn't lie about. "Yeah, like you're that great of a liar in the first place." I don't even pretend that I haven't aimed the basketball to nearly hit his head for that, but Jazz takes it in stride with a grin. We keep up the light banter for a little while longer, before Jazz picks up the ball and turns to me. "How about we hit one of the pubs around here? There must be a better place than freezing our balls off here in the cold." "Sure, because a cold beer is the ideal thing to warm up with."

says Jack. "Acknowledged," I reply. Just in time too. Dane jogs over to us and sits next to me. "What did I miss?" he asks as he leans on me. I reach up and pat his cheek. "Nothing. We were just talking about what I missed while I was at your house," I say. "Was it interesting?" asks Dane. "Very," I reply. "That's good." Mr. Hilliard calls us over and we start class. Basketball is pretty boring as I can throw the ball from halfway across the court and still get the ball in. Lame.