Best Ano Daw Joke

Isabelle Forte wanted a simple life. But then she witnessed a murder, and was led straight into the arms of Mariano Rivera, boss of the Italian mafia. Together, they traverse a story of love, honor, revenge, violence, and betrayal. The dominating, possessive man may fix her, or break her all over again.

"Mahal ko ang pamangkin mo dati." "At ngayon, akin ka na. Nilaro niya ang puso mo, pero ako? Wawasakin ko kahit sino para sa'yo." Hindi kailanman inakala ni Ysabel na ang kanyang pagluha dahil sa isang sirang relasyon ay magiging daan upang mapasakamay siya ng pinakamapangahas at pinakamakapangyarihang lalaki sa buhay ng ex niya. Ang sariling tiyuhin nitong si Leonardo Verano. Tahimik. Malamig. Pero nakakabaliw kung tumingin. Inalok siya ng kasal nito. Proteksyon. Kayamanan. Lahat ng nawala sa kanya, ibinalik, kapalit ng sarili niya. Pero ang magmahal kay Leonardo ay may kasamang kondisyon. At ang unang batas? Bawal mong banggitin ang pangalan ng pamangkin niya, habang buhay.

"Untuk sesaat aku mengerti bahwa tidak ada kebahagiaan yang abadi," gumam Alea yang tengah berada di ujung jembatan. Dengan penuh derai air mata Alea memejamkan matanya dan menarik nafas dengan begitu dalam. Lalu setelah beberapa saat diapun melompat ke sungai yang tak terukur dalamnya tanpa ragu sedikitpun. Seketika matanya terbuka saat dia tengah berada di 50% kedalaman sungai itu, dia begitu pasrah hingga tak berontak sedikitpun. "Ayah, ibu, kak Gevan, kak Seila, Alea duluan ya. Hiduplah dengan baik tanpa Alea, Alea sayang kalian," batin Alea. Perlahan matanya tertutup dan tubuhnya pun perlahan turun kedasar kedalaman sungai yang begitu gelap itu. *** Akankah Alea mati tenggelam atau akan ada seseorang yang menolongnya?

Ketika dunia diperbudak oleh perbedaan sosial, mencekik kehidupan untuk menuruti strata dan derajat yang memenjarakan rakyat tak berdaya.Semua kisah yang luput dari mata terkubur egoisme dan sifat manusia. Ketidak adilan merajalela, menutupi segala fakta yang ada. Seseorang berusaha merobek lingkaran setan yang membelenggu mereka. Merubah tatanan melalui kerucut tertinggi dengan segala trik dan cara yang ada. Termasuk dengan bantuan sisi gelap dunia.

Ketika cinta ditolak, dukun pun bertindak. Cinta tak berbalas tentu menyakitkan, bila ternyata cinta itu adalah dari masa lalu. Bagaimanakah perjuangan seorang Ganang untuk merebut hati Arumi? Lika-liku kisah mereka yang menggetarkan hati.

"I love you." She blurted out, eyes wide, filled with unshed tears as they both stared at each other. "I love you and I know you know that so please don't say what happened was a mistake or that you're leaving me." Her cracked at the last statement. "Don't destroy us." She moved closer to him, putting a gentle hand on his arm. He lifted his gaze to hers and she feared whatever it is he was going to say the way his eyes looked. They've never looked so....empty. "Darling, there is nothing to destroy if there was nothing to ever break. There was never an us Idalia." He stated venom lacing his words. "What?" Her voice cracked "Whatever happened between us was a mistake. I regret it." Her face crumpled as her hand dropped from his arm, putting space between them. "Don't say that." "Just leave Idalia." He turned his back to awards her and continued stuffing clothes into his bag. After some time, "Okay." She nodded her head in understanding, wiping her tears, trying to stop the already flowing tears. Glancing at him one more time, she walked out of his room. When Idalia Bianchi confesses her love to Ivan Volklov, her best friend and the heir to the Italian mafia, he does not reciprocate the feeling. Years after walking out of the room of the one she loves, he is back in her life. Her brother's best friend. It’s finally time for her to find a husband and according to her family tradition it has to be an arranged marriage and what better and safer match for her than a member of the Italian mafia. Even though there is already an alliance between the families, a marriage makes it more "sophisticated", like her father says.

Kevin and Joy live their life for almost 7 years in the orphanage. Both of them dreamed about having parents to give them a good life and to explore the outside world. Sooner, they got adopted and lives with their life separately. Will, they encounter love in another life?

How far is she willing to go to get her twin back in her life? London couldn't answer this question if her life depended on it. The limits to what she's willing to do for her twin doesn't exist. Pretending to be her sister for a dinner party? No big deal. That is, until she finds herself in the very complicated position of playing fiancee to a man she barely knows but is quickly falling for. She knows that when this ends, her heart is going to be left in pieces and yet,she's holding unto every second with a man that she has no right to. A man that doesn't know she exist.

It had been five years since I started dating Ross Jenner. His family invited my mother and me to their family home in Fellaton to discuss our wedding plans and to spend Valentine's Day together. It was past 10:00 PM when my mother and I landed, but Ross wasn't there to pick us up because his college junior, Laurel Elledge, had just arrived in Fellaton. He told me to figure out a way to get a cab to the house myself. In a strange place, unfamiliar with the area, it wasn't long before we found ourselves in danger. Just over ten minutes outside the airport, we were robbed. My mother was injured while trying to protect me, and she collapsed, bleeding heavily. Desperate, I held onto her, frantically trying to call Ross. Each call was abruptly cut off, and when I finally reached him, he sounded irritated. "Jennifer, you're an adult, so stop acting like a child. You couldn't even hail a cab on the street? Laurel just got to Fellaton and isn't feeling well. I need to take care of her." Without waiting for a response, he hung up. I tried calling again, only to find that I had been blocked. In the end, my mother's injuries were too severe, and she bled out before the doctors could save her. As I stared at her lifeless body, tears flowed uncontrollably. When I finally checked my phone again, the first thing I saw was a picture Ross had posted on Twitter. In the photo, he was kissing Laurel and holding a bouquet of roses. [Spending Valentine's Day with the one I love most.] I quietly threw the gifts I had brought from home into the trash. Then, I left a comment, which said, [Wishing you both a lifetime of happiness.]

Ilmuan yang berpetualang di berbagai macam dunia dengan para makhluk aneh dan seorang Dewi. Berbagai petualangan seru mereka lewati di berbagai dunia lain seperti dunia paralel, masa sekarang, masa depan, masa lalu, dunia fantasi, dunia imajinasi, dunia mimpi, dunia iblis, dunia para dewa dan dunia lainnya. ****** Zora tiba-tiba menggenggam erat tangan Hans yang tengah duduk termenung dengan tatapan kosong, "Hans, kau tak perlu cemas ataupun takut ... di dunia manapun kita berada, aku akan selalu bersamamu. Walau aku telah kehilangan tangan kiriku, mata kiriku, dan mungkin segala yang ada pada diriku, aku akan tetap selalu melindungimu!" *** Saat mesin waktu berhasil berfungsi, sebuah bola misterius tiba-tiba muncul dari dalam portal. Bola itu lalu diambil dan dipegang oleh Robert Hans, anehnya bola itu justru memancarkan cahaya. Tekanan cahayanya menghancurkan seluruh laboratorium, membuat Robert Hans jatuh pingsan. Zora satu-satunya ilmuan yang selamat kala itu langsung datang menyelamatkan Hans. Dengan perjuangan berat Zora menggendong Hans dan berusaha keluar dari laboratorium, namun tak ada jalan keluar, Zora terpaksa masuk ke dalam mesin waktu yang berfungsi tanpa ter-setting. Dalam dunia mesin waktu Zora bertemu seorang Dewi Penjaga Waktu. Dewi itu memberi petunjuk agar jika ingin kembali ke dunia asal harus mencari beberapa kepingan air mata Aldebran yang nantinya disatukan dan menjadi sebuah kunci. Setiap kepingan itu tersebar di seluruh dunia yang berbeda.