Best Funny Pickup Lines Ever Novels & Stories

I asked him as if he was crazy, but I was laughing on the inside. “Gah! Can’t you just let me have fun for once! That’s already twenty pick up lines and usually they work for most girls! Why are you so good at this?” He asked frustrated, but quickly erased it with a smirk. Oh no, here it goes again. “I wonder what else you’re good at,” he said suggestively, arching his eyebrow in a seductive way. I threw him one of my French fries and it landed on his gray shirt, leaving a spot of oil behind. “Gosh, this was a new shirt!”

I laughed so hard that I started to snort. “What’s so funny?” He queried. “You duh! You would set up a romantic dinner date without being crude about it? So what's your pick-up line? Wanna see my lines?” His face turned red with embarrassment and he laughed. “Oh my God, I will never live this one down!” “Never! I can’t believe you said that to me," I started to smile. “Well, what else was I supposed to say? You were mad at me for fixing your bikini and I was enjoying our banter.”

‘Huh? Alex – ‘I am working on my pick-up lines. How is this?’ ‘Pathetic.’ I replied honestly. The swift topic change didn’t go unnoticed by me. ‘How about this – Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.’ I couldn’t help but let out a small laugh at reading it. A billionaire working on pickup lines? Just wave some dollars in front of her and she’ll be all yours. ‘You can do better. Why working on it though? For Diana?’

Her question broke the tranquil silence, and I couldn't help but chuckle softly. "Yeah," I replied, my breath gently brushing against her back. "Couldn't wait to be in the presence of the amazing chef who insists on making every day special." She smiled, her shoulder shook with my small compliment, as she turned around, letting our eyes met, "You're becoming very good with your pick-up lines these days Mr., I'm very impressed."- She spoke, as she threw her arms around my shoulder, grinded slyly. "Pick up lines? I never had to use these stupid pick up lines on another since my interest were never on another woman except my woman who is staring at me with all love in her eyes."

“She’s shy. I have that kind of effect on ladies.” I shook my head in disappointment. Teenagers nowadays. Not that I was super old. “Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine’?” Lucas started again with his pickup lines. Regina crossed her arms and raised a brow. “Do you have any sense, or should I knock some into you?” She retorted, and I stifled a chuckle. Lucas tried to hide the disappointment on his face by smiling wider. “That was a good one. It’s a sign from the universe that we’ll get along.”

Is there anything that he would do just to let me forgive him? He shook his head while laughing. He couldn’t believe himself as well how he did that. “Fucking internet. I searched for pick-up lines and poetry lines that could make you smile but guess I am wrong. Fuck! I don’t want to spend that long on the internet anymore. It doesn't even help. You are just making fun of me.”

No wonder the poor guy fails. Quietly, I wonder why my friends—many guys, in fact—think a girl appreciates fancy pickup lines. Or some smolder face. Or ridiculous, practiced moves designed to be charming. I prefer to avoid coming off like a dude with “mad game” and it pays off in spades, even without my trying.

The pizza doesn’t taste as good as when it was first delivered but with the help of this incredible creation—garlic sauce—it made the pizza taste pretty immaculate. I didn’t reply to Lance’s message and I just went ahead and ate while still feeling happy about the fact that he misses me. I just didn’t know what to say to him and while I was chewing, my head’s thinking about something else to say to him. I kept on creating some pickup lines in my head but they were all corny and just not that good. I ended up typing the most obvious reply. Me: I miss you too. I stared at the words for a long while hoping that I’d think of something good to say but there’s really nothing that’s coming inside m

He opened up to me last night! I hope we remain good together. It would be a shame for the both of us to separate after the talk last night. I opened the paper to read. Dear Dalia, Roses are red, Sky is blue, Of them all, I love you. My cheeks became suddenly hot and I folded the letter. What was that? It was the most cliche thing I have ever heard. Couldn't he find better pick up lines? I chuckled at the thought of him researching just to make me happy. His serious face and all…

I asked as he helped me open the car door and he simply shrugged in response before closing it shut. “Not so long. But I wouldn't mind waiting for you forever.” He said and I froze as I stared at him with wide eyes. He suddenly chuckled nervously as he rubbed his neck and I blinked multiple times. “Was that too cliche?” “Hell yeah, it was. Was that some sort of pickup line?” I asked as I laughed at how cute he looked and he nodded gently. “I did my research, I thought it was gonna work. I'm sorry it sounded so cringe.” He replied and I stared at him for a while as a small smile formed on my face.