Best Funny Pickup Lines Ever Novels & Stories

"Nice try, Taylor. But I've got one for you: Is your name G****e? Because you have everything I've been searching for." Taylor chuckled. "Touché, my friend. You've been practicing." Their lighthearted banter extended beyond the confines of the school walls. At a local mall, they found themselves in a competition to see who could come up with the cheesiest pickup lines to use on unsuspecting shoppers. D'Andre approached a group of friends with a confident smile. "Excuse me, ladies, I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?" Taylor wasn't one to back down from a challenge. He sidled up to a couple window shopping and struck up a conversation. "Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connec

"That is the worst pick-up line I have ever heard in my entire life." Huxley's laugh matches mine and when I turn, he smiles and his eyes brighten up the room. He brightens up everywhere he goes. Like a Huxley lightbulb. Even though were in Vegas chasing my ex-boyfriend, who is probably on his way to put my friends in danger, Huxley has found time to make me smile. And that is why I'm simply falling in love with the man. "The question isn't if it's corny. That's a given. What matters is if it worked."

he said, a smile spreading across his face. I had to keep myself from laughing. “My night is already pretty great,” I lied, taking another sip of the beer. “I doubt you can top it.” “You know…” he said, there was more humor in his tone. “It’s dangerous for a pretty thing like you to be wandering around alone.” I had to bite my lip to keep from bursting into laughter. That was his pickup line? Seriously? “I’m not so delicate,” I told him. “Why don’t you prove it,” he said, pushing another beer in my direction.

But I wasn't any less either. Enriched with sassy humor, wittiness, and a sharp tongue that can bite the life out of you, I once had boys lined up for me, but every one of them had left me disappointed (Just like Rudransh did!). For a year or more, it will be all good with cheesy pick-up lines, butterflies in the stomach, and little surprises here and there, but as time passes and we get closer it will turn out to be plain-ass nothing.

I feel heat arousing in my manhood, so to distract myself I hurriedly asked her, "Do you wanna eat Ramyeon?" And she blushed after listening to this, then I realized what did I just say, it's a very famous pick-up line to ask someone instead of If they wanna go out with them. My brother was staring at me and I felt like slapping myself, how could I say something like this, "I meant do you also wanna eat Ramyun as Edward with these dishes, if yes then come with me into the kitchen. I'm already so tired after preparing so much food." I cleared myself and hurriedly stoop up from my chair and walk towards the kitchen to hide my embarrassment, Jennifer also comes into the kitchen after me.

I gave in after the look he had been giving me. “I got your back Lil. Ronald Jones, is hereby at your service” “You smell nice” I changed the topic. “Wanna smell me?” I wiggled my eyebrows. It was a pickup line in saw online. “I’m impressed, Lodge. I am” he said, folding his arms, showing off his flexing biceps. The popcorns were ready. After giving a bowl to each pair, both of us sat down on the sofa. Em grabbed my arm swiftly and Livy clasped on Ronny’s shirt.

It was the best day ever. Or so I thought at the time. Just like our first date, George took me sailing. He had a picnic of delicacies set up for us. Wine and cheese with fresh fruit, oh, and those amazing crackers I could never get enough of. It was the perfect weather for it, just enough wind without overdoing it. The breeze kissed my skin, leaving goosebumps. I couldn't help but feel as though it were the best day ever. And he said all the right things, looked at me with those eyes, green my favorite color, that seemed to sparkle just so in the sunlight. I was a girl in romance heaven as he fed me grapes.

The worst chat up line in history. That was the instant I threw a shoe at him. And found him adorable. He dropped to his knees, hands in the air, and exclaimed, “I’m so sorry! Shit! When I get nervous, I say the most inappropriate...Shit! How am I meant to talk sense when you look like that?” “Like what?” “A beautiful, hopefully very forgiving Goddess! Let me start over? No more shoes?” Stood in the room, my arms folded, another shoe of Cass’s ready to launch at him I’d not succumbed.

"Not without a kiss" "Have you gone mad?" "Yes, in your love" "Ha, ha, ha... Very funny! It is a very cheezy and old line. Try something new" "I don't know anything. I want a kiss otherwise I won't cut the call" "It's ok then I would disconnect"

And shook my head to get rid of his thoughts. He chuckled observing my every action. I was making myself a laughingstock. "Did anyone tell you how beautiful you look when you smile?" Tilting his head he asked me. I looked at him and found him so adorable that I took everything in me not to kiss him right away. So I just looked away from his face. Do boys like this cheesy pickup line so much that everyone uses the same line to woo a girl? Leo once asked me the same question when we were having sex. Still, I wanted to hear what Daniel thought about me.