Best Funny Pickup Lines Ever Novels & Stories

“That sure seemed like a little more than casual online acquaintances… right?” “Or even online friends,” Daisy agreed. “That was like… the best pickup line ever in the entire history of pickup lines.” “My God… Daisy, what do I do now?” Everly asked her friend. Because she was scared now. She hadn’t expected anything like this, but even as she realized how desperately she wanted Daisy to be right, Everly knew how impossible it would be to try and fail at love again. She could write about it a million ways twice over again, but Everly knew it was too dangerous to hope for it for herself.

“If you’re talking about the ceremony, it went great. You and your mother are now officially part of the family. No going back, so if you’re having a rethink, expel it from your mind.” He concluded dramatically. “Of course not. Why would I be having a rethink? I have you. You’re better than a rethink.” “Damn! That was some crazy lines. I could use that on a girl, you know?” “Well, without pickup lines, girls would certainly heed over heels for you.” His grin widened. “Yes, I am. You’re cute.” He frowned. “Eh? Me? Cute? I’m not a bunny, only bunnies are cute.”

I said laughing "Ooh damn you should think about quitting," He said shaking his head "Yeah I should but you see without me they wouldn't last long," I said giving him an innocent smile "Ooh is that so," he said walking to me and started to tickle me. "Okay-okay st-sto-stop" I said while laughing and trying to catch my breath "Nope not until you tell me who is the coolest person ever" "I'm the coolest person ever," I said tough laughing "Stop okay- okay your the coolest," I said giving up

So I simply took his hand in a loose handshake and said, "Wow, are you that bad at pickup lines or do you do it on purpose to stand out?" Jackson's eyes twinkled with amusement. "Just trying to lighten the mood." "The mood is already light, my friend." "Friend?" He quirked an eyebrow. "That sounds like a promising beginning." "I never liked the friends-to-lovers trope," I smirked at him, realizing that my hand was still on his and pulled back, but he just gripped harder and pulled me to him, my breasts flush against his hard chest. It was safe to say that he had managed to wipe the smirk off my face.

The sound of his laughter worked effectively in breaking the stare, "You couldn't be any more original? That one won't work on me!" She didn't know what he really meant and answered with a confused 'huh'. With eyes lowered to his feet and the ghost of a smile still evident on his face, he explained, "It's a very common pick up line you know." "That wasn't a pickup line! I meant genuinely!" Eira defended herself and even though she had been honest, her cheeks burnt for some unfathomable reason. Slightly annoyed, she exhaled a sharp breath and saw a frown form on Nate's face. Was he offended?

“You look even better up close,” he drawls, that Midwestern accent curling around the words. “Huh?” “You’re the girl of my dreams,” Jared Beaumont says matter‑of‑factly. That has to be the worst pickup line I’ve ever heard. “You can’t be serious. Who has that line ever worked on?”

he said as he kept on comforting me, "But she doesn't know that," "She will," he smiled as he cupped my face,"Mate, bonds are powerful, remember?" --- "Okay guys, how about this? I hope you know CPR, because you took my breath away," I almost spit out the ice tea I was drinking and muffled in the snort to hold back the laughter as Carter continue to spurt some pick up lines. Lucas made a loud chuckle that made every one of us burst out in laughter, because Carter decided to use pick-up lines once he will talk with Eve. He decided that maybe a bouquet of flowers wouldn't work, so he thought that he needed some pick-up lines for Eve.

"Nice try, Taylor. But I've got one for you: Is your name G****e? Because you have everything I've been searching for." Taylor chuckled. "Touché, my friend. You've been practicing." Their lighthearted banter extended beyond the confines of the school walls. At a local mall, they found themselves in a competition to see who could come up with the cheesiest pickup lines to use on unsuspecting shoppers. D'Andre approached a group of friends with a confident smile. "Excuse me, ladies, I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?" Taylor wasn't one to back down from a challenge. He sidled up to a couple window shopping and struck up a conversation. "Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connec

he said, a smile spreading across his face. I had to keep myself from laughing. “My night is already pretty great,” I lied, taking another sip of the beer. “I doubt you can top it.” “You know…” he said, there was more humor in his tone. “It’s dangerous for a pretty thing like you to be wandering around alone.” I had to bite my lip to keep from bursting into laughter. That was his pickup line? Seriously? “I’m not so delicate,” I told him. “Why don’t you prove it,” he said, pushing another beer in my direction.

I feel heat arousing in my manhood, so to distract myself I hurriedly asked her, "Do you wanna eat Ramyeon?" And she blushed after listening to this, then I realized what did I just say, it's a very famous pick-up line to ask someone instead of If they wanna go out with them. My brother was staring at me and I felt like slapping myself, how could I say something like this, "I meant do you also wanna eat Ramyun as Edward with these dishes, if yes then come with me into the kitchen. I'm already so tired after preparing so much food." I cleared myself and hurriedly stoop up from my chair and walk towards the kitchen to hide my embarrassment, Jennifer also comes into the kitchen after me.